HAPPY 10000th CRAZY CAPTION DAY!!
Thank you Robin Headstrong and Hookbill the Goomba!!

On the collage Hookbill did, if you squint your eyes you can see Gandalf...uncloaked!!

Its true, you know. :p

I think someone should contact Robin Headstrong, congratulate him on making the longest thread on the Downs. *Waves flag*

Coincidently, Robin Headstrong currently holds the 92nd spot in the post count for this topic.

Anyway:

Guard: Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Gandalf: No, it's Pippin throwing my fine china out of the window! :eek: *runs*

OR

You can't see it, but Gandalf is actually dragging Denethor with his staff.

Gandalf: What have I told you about playing with fire?

Gandalfs school of dance
"lets review its step 1-2-3-4 step1-2-3-4 flip and sache" :D

Gandalf: Saruman thinks he can steal my uncloaking!? Well guess what Saruman, I'm stealing your COLOR!! Hahaha!!

Guard: It's ok Mithrandir, we'll get you your medication and get you back into your room.

Gandalf: I was sure it was left, right, straight, left, left, right.

Guard: Sir, you've passed here five times.

Gandalf: I knew I should have taken that left turn at alberquerque!!! Darn MapQuest!! :mad:

or

Gandalf tries to beat Boromir at his own game: Rock and roll!!

Two seconds later, the guard stuck out his spear and tripped up the wizard. Anything to stop him uncloaking for the fifth time that morning.

OR

Gandalf heard there was a cloak sale on the seventh level.

"Must... be first... *pant, gasp* New cloaks... make new uncloaking routine... *collapse*"


OR

Denethor just found out it was Gandalf who tp'ed the throne room.

Hey, does anyone else remember that this is two Crazy Caption topics merged together? :eek: Check out post 1199 on page 30 and 1861 & 1862 on page 47! This thread is actually three threads merged into one. So, let's give a big hand to Robin Headstrong, Airehiriel and The Barrow-Wight for making this thread what it is today!



"The Nine, the Seven and the Three all had their proper gem, but not so the One."

Well, the original curator, Sir Robin, as I shall call him, last posted here in 2002, back when I were only yay high.

Back on track!

Gandalf: RUN! It's going to blow!

Guard: What?

Gandalf: Denethor has just finished a large meal. And I gave him a wafer thin mint!

Guard: :eek:

Gandalf: "Hey, you can't have my copy of Richard III! It's mine, Peregrin Took!"

*Guard reeling and ready to faint*

Gandalf: I mean it, do not go in there. (Mutters) Stupid curry take away.

Gandalf has finally finished his sewing-the-cloak-to-his-arms work and are now ready to try it out:
"If Balrogs can fly (without wings?), I can do it!"
EDIT: the lost brother Gandalf the Wright?

OR

Gandalf trying out different poses in the wind-tunnel

OR

Gandalf hurrying home to the Downs to congratulate to the 10000th post in CC. His real name IS after all Gandalf the Wight. ;)

Gandalf attempts the annual Stewards of Fire fun run round the Quad at Minas Tirith.

Furious, Gandalf marches up to speak to Denethor about the color of Minas Tirith. (It clashes with his robes.)


OR


His mind preoccupied with other matters, Gandalf doesn't notice Robert the Guard stick out his foot...

OR


Robert the Guard: Excuse me, Sir...
Gandalf: What is it? I've been waiting all day to get this far in line! Let me on the roller coaster!
Robert: I'm sorry but... (*holds up pole*) ...You must be this tall in order to ride.
Gandalf:... ... ... ....

Ten minutes later, DennyLand was closed due to an explosion in the rollercoaster area.

Annoying, ain't it?
 

Gandalf ignored the sign that the guard was holding, saying,

Bribery.
 

Gandalf: See that Hobbit over there?

Gondor Gary: Yes, sir.

Gandalf: I'll give you five gold pieces if you push him off the wall.

Gondor Gary: Money first.

Peace negotiations failed after Sauron declared that a term MUST be written in that Gandalf remained cloaked at all times. He wouldn't hear of it!

Gandalf: Walk to Rivendell, my foot!! I'd like to see those dead people try the Gandalf challenge="Run to Minas Tirith with a 1000 foot fall fighting a Balrog Challenge"!!

Gandalf: I must get to that nursery school before Denathor begins his fire safety lessons! :eek:

OR
You may think this is in bad taste...

Gandalf: I must get to that nursery school to teach those kids about cloaks!

Guard: :eek:

grr i can't see the new one :( :( and i luv this thread (i always look here first when i log on :D )

hookbill can you please put the pic up again? i can't see it :( :(

Hum-de-hum. Try this.

Anyway:

Gandalf is enraged to discover that Sauron, by use of magical powers, has written, "Gandalf is a big softie!" Followed by a diagram of Sauron uncloaked! :eek:

Gandalf storms angrily out of the hall, having lost out to Dumbledore in the Best Wise Old Wizard Award for the third year running.

Gandalf struts his supreme hair authority in front of an elven panel at a new L'Oreal HairCare meeting...


*swish* *swish*...

G: Thank you, it's completely natural...


~ Aesthete

An average April 2 starts out.......

...then suddenly!!!


Gandalf: HAHAHAHA! UNCLOAKING IN RATH DIENIN!!!

Guard: NOOO! Do not desecrate the dead with the nudity of a wizard!

Gandalf: Just kidding. See? Im wearing undergarments. Alatar's the one whose gonna streak.

Guard: Eww, really? Wait...he came back form the East!?

Gandalf: No, I killed him.

Guard: !?

Gandalf: You Gondorians are fools; perhaps you are related to a Peregrin Took?
________
Civic (second generation)

Gandalf: Aaaaagh! 200,000 Orcs just showed up at my doorstep!

OR

Gandalf always took his early morning jog, even if the city was under attack from the armies of Sauron.

Gandalf: "Who lit these torches!!?? For the last time, they're my oldest antiques - for looking, not touching!!"

FIRST GUARD: (smiling smugly) Oh, you'll be here for the All-Gondor Biggest Stick Contest, right?

(Gandalf frowns portentously, looking at his meagre staff compared to the guard's spear. He speaks a Word of Power and it triples in length.)

SECOND GUARD: Nice attempt, wizard, but mine's still longer...

(Gandalf storms off.)

Guard: What's that green mist rising up the city?

Gandalf: It's Aragorn! He's still not had a bath! :eek:

Werewolf Gandalf storms away from th computer having been lynched on Day 1

Gandalf: How dare Denethor insult me like that! I'm both intelligent and a Gentleman... an intelli-gent, if you like. *grumble*

Gandalf: I better make sure Denethor dosnt steal my beverage!
http://www.msu.edu/~luciwmat/rotk_ecto_cooler.jpg


Denethor:Mmmm...I like the Ecto Cooler flavor, it beats Dorwinnion white by a longshot.
________
Magic Flight Launch Box

Denethor: Blooowing bubbles, in the Hi-C,
Maaaaake me happy...

Denethor: "Heh, heh! You can't poison my Hi-C without me figuring out, Mithrandir."

Peter Jackson was overbudget
 

So he decided a little product placement couldn't hurt.

PJ: Purists, schmurists; nobody will notice.

Watching the door so that his chef won't catch him, Denethor puts down his wine and takes a swig of his Hi-C.

Denethor: ... ... This isn't my pipe!

OR

Denethor: This is all I have left. Someone has stolen all my fine china and posh cups. And I think I know who it was, Mithrandir! :mad:

Gandalf: It wasn't me! Didn't you see the earlier caption! Pippin was throwing all my china out of the window! He must have done the same to you!

After having found out from Gandalf that Aragorn is on his way to Minas Tirith, Denethor knew he needed MORE Vitamin C.

Ah, covetousness.