Frodo and Sam soon found that trying to disguise themselves as Orcs in Mordor was a big mistake as they encountered an Orcish picket line and had to endure the cries of "scab! scab! scab!" as they tried to pass through.


OR


Orcs: "What do we want? Mithril vests! When do we want them? Now!"

First Orc to Others:Those are really nasty weapons you got there, but why have I got this stupid bus sign to kill elves with?

Tan is bad for health... UVRPA will care for yours!
 

Ultra Violet Ray Protection Association partisans on the beach:

Attraction by active practice is the key! We bathe clothed and greased. Take heart and tell us you won't...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...oomba/Zoom.jpg The Jokes keep on Comin'

Orc1: Why is it that only the sign post has a shadow? :o

OR

Orc4: Hay, anyone like my green lion mane? :D

OR yet
(It has to be done)

The Orcs await Mount Zoom to drive by to pick them up.

Bilbo's choice of security for his Long Expected Party gave rise to some consternation within the Shire.

orc2: The sign says "ordinary"
orc3: No way, it says "wolf"
orc4: Arrgh, let's just kill them all!
orc1: that means we win!

Bwahaha.
 

Orcs: *blink blink* This isn't Mordor . . .

This inspired me! :D

Orc1: This is not my beautiful house!

Orc2: This is not my beautiful wife!

Meet the line up of Simon Cowell's latest boyband protegees, Orcz Inc.

From left to right: Gobbie Williams, Jordan Fright, Justin Timberfeller and Donnie Wargberg.

Inspired by Lalwendë:
 

Orcz Inc's first single is: Stupid Mapquest

And I'm so sick of wrong turns
So tired of stops
So done with wishing this damned thing works
Said I'm so sick of wrong turns this way and that
So why can't I just use a proper map.

:D :D

The real way to make Orcs: leave Elves out in the sun for too long.

Orc: Isn't that just typical? You wait hours for a Ringbearer and then two come along at once.

The sequel to Kelly's Heroes gets even more anachronistic than the original movie.

[More evil laughter]
 

Bus Driver: Uhh, no I'm not stopping for you. The sign? No, it doesn't say "Bus Stop", it says, uh... "Buss Top". No, I will not make an exception. No, I don't care who's your Dark Lord. Gaaa!! *zooms away*

These fans were so engrossed in making the perfect costumes they entirely missed the lotr convention and were now waiting to go home shamed

The four unwise men...

Orcs...

never mind....

The bus station of the Assigned to Mordor (TM) Express.

Character Offscreen: *sigh* Not more loiterers at the bus stop again!

In front of a wedding . . .
 

Gashbarf: What do we do here for again?

Muzlaf: Find the Ringbearer.

How many orcs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to kill two of the others before the fourth is scared enough to do it.

Orcs: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Orc 1: Why does this sign I am hold up have a shadow and I don't?!

Orc 2: Um, I dunno...

Orc 1: I want my shadow! Dangit!

Orc 3: Not to mention we aren't even standing on the ground!

Orc 2: We've...we've been photoshoped!

Orc 1: I want my gravity! Dangit!

It seems they came on the wrong day for the Orc convention.

OR

The conversations while at a bus stop:

Orc1: So... erm... do Balrogs have wings?

5 minuets later, there is nothing but a large crater left.

The advance guard for the 250,000 orks shows up on your doorstep...

"We represent the lollipop guild..."

"What's a ...photo-shoot?" :confused: :confused:

It's the time of the season for...the Zombies!

Countdown to 10,000.
 

They are awaiting Hookbill's post on 10,000.

(Three more to go! :D )

The Night draweth ever longer! Yea, and verily, quoth the minstrel, ever shall the Captions of the crazy goeth down in the history of the Downs!

Anyway...

Even the Orcs have to do Christmas shopping.

What you get if you haven't read the book
 

These four despondant teenagers didn't realize until too late that brokeback mountain wasn't part of the Lord of the Ring series.

or similarly

These were faces even mothers couldn't love and they were forced to take the bus to the movies.

It finally happened!
 

Happy Crazy Day, everyone.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...tions10000.jpg


Now, lets see who contributed to this little thread, shall we?
The Top ten Crazy Captionists are as follows:

Total Posts: 10,000

Hookbill the Goomba 821

The Only Real Estel 493

Eomer of the Rohirrim 357

Nilpaurion Felagund 346

Lalwendë 303

Oddwen 259

Boromir88 251

Gurthang 233

Meela 226

mormegil 220

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It's been a full topic, has it not? There has been laughter, tears, anger, violence and nudity (from Gandalf). Here’s to Crazy Captions part 2: Uncloak This!


Roll on 100,000!

Happy ten thousandth post, Hookbill, and many more returns! :D

And for the ten thousandth reply --

Wait a second - are you proposing that we try to caption that thing?

Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin returned home after a long night at the Green Dragon celebrating the 10,000th post.

My origenal plan was to post a new picture to caption AFTER the big poster thing. :p It was going to be 10001. :(
Oh well.

Caption this!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/9944.JPG

Gandalf: Pereguin Took. Get back here with my wallet!

Well, 10003 it'll have to be...that's still alot of zeroes. :p


Gandalf: Peregrine Took! Come back with my cloak!

Or...

Guard: Hey, you're not supposed to come in...aargh!

Or...

Gandalf had to leave the amiptheater to use the bathroom...right now!

Or...

Gandalf had to leave the ampitheater to beat the traffic...right now!

Or...

This is some twisted fashion walkway. Nice tights, Gandy.

Or...


"And here to present the award is Gandalf the White!"

*Gandalf runs onto the stage*

G: Thank you, thank you! I am here to present the award for Most Captions Ever to the people of the Barrowdowns. During the past forty-three months hundreds of people have made thousands of captions, hundreds of running jokes, and millions of smiles from across the globe. I will now present this award to Hookbill the Goomba for his omnipresence in this topic, Robin Headstrong for starting the original thread, and as always the Great and Mighty Wight for letting it go on so long. The rest of you get a lovely parting gift. Thank you all, and goodnight!

*he rips off his cloak and streaks off the stage*

The Crowd: NOOOOOOO!!

now for some infantile humor


This is a before shot for an ad which read as such
"Before He found Imodium Gandalf would often be struck by terrible cases of diarrea an infact was somtimes nicknamed gandalf the brown." :eek:

now for a less infantile humor
Gandalf decides hes sick of uncloaking jokes and runs far away

or
"Run Gandalf Run"

Even in war, Gandalf lives by the motto "When ya gotta go, ya gotta go".