Nine.

One to hold his left leg, one for the right, two for the arms, two holding up his eye-lids, one for holding his head still, one to hold a dwarf-sized mirror and one to shave his beard.

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How many dwarves does it take to kill an Orc?

None. Orcs don't believe in Dwarves...so Dwarves can't kill them.

What does Sauron keep in his attic?

His grandpa. Ever since that terrible tradgedy in the first age where Sauron was having an evil evil meeting and Grandpa Sauron came down and duscussed his bodily functions and how Middle-Earth was so much better when he was young, Grandpa went to live upstairs.

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Who did Sauron marry?

That's the thing with evil Maia. They marry many times. Now, do you mean his first wife? Or do you search for his latest wife? Or shall we name them one by one through the ages?

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Eowyn's favorite food is?

Toasted Gondorian sandwiches. if she isn't madly in love with them, she wants to eat them. Luckily, Faramir and Aragorn-both being the rugged and manly type of sexy- escaped her ice-white claws! Beware, for the Lady of Rohan is not White, but Red with the blood of her fallen foes!......


What colour pyjamas does Elrond wear?

He wears Arwen's purple nightie, because purple really does look fabulous on him. In his spare time, Elrond actually designs PJ's and other types of garments for his own clothing line.

What is the Prancing Pony?

It's a popular game in which the players ride the wildest meanest horse in Bree. Whoever stays on the longest wins whatever horse they want.

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Who does Aragorn secretly marry?

Aragorn secretly married boromir. it was probably a pity marriage because aragorn knew there could only be one ruggedly handsome member in the fellowship and it sure wasnt boromir. and by the way I don't like toasted gondorian sandwiches. I like creme broulee.

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Who was secretly a hippie?

[ January 11, 2003: Message edited by: Nari ]

Sam was secretly a hippie and used to give peace signs to Gollum and carve them into trees that he went by. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Why did Gollum betray Frodo and Sam to Shelob?

Because when he came up behind Sam cooking the stew, he overheard Sam muttering about the best way to cook a half-starved wretched schizophrenic.
..::Why didn't Frodo just hop onto the nearest teleporter and transport himself to Mt. Doom? It would've saved him a lot of trouble.::..

Frodo really was trying to get in shape. Hobbits do get rather chubby. Those diet pills and low cal diet plans just weren't working for him. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

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What was Boromir's secret hobby?

"polishing the horn of gondor"

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who is arwen's best friend?

My little sister. They hang out in Rivendell, painting each others nails, reading 'She-Elf Magazine' and talking about hot elf boys and rugged rangers.

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What is Eowyn's favorite book?

"Dr. Dimwitty's 101 Fail Proof Disguises for All Occasions: Parties (Formal and Informal), Gags, Wars (Formal and Informal) and More", by Docter Dwayne D. Dimwitty.

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So why does the caged bird sing?

[ January 12, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

Because somebody was cooking it in thier microwave.
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Why do dwarves carry axes. [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

Dwarves carry axes because sledgehammers are inconvenient.


Who do you thin should be the next mayor of Hobbiton?

Me of course. Vote for Aylwen Dreamsong! Sure to be the next and best Mayor of Hobbiton! *Walks around handing out pins and hats with her name on them*

Vote for me!

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What was the latest movie to be released in ME and who starred in it?

Aylwen (Mayor of Hobbiton!)

The Tuckborough Company recently made a movie documenting the life of the Old Took, entitled 'Gerontius, Dead and Loving It'. This gained good box office reviews, and starred Ted Sandyman, and Esmerelda Bolger. This was, however, smashed to pieces after the release of an autobiographical documen-tary made by Hama of Edoras, which starred himself, Lord Eomer, and Grima Wormtongue as the baddy. it features a knuckle-biting horse-chase, and lots of feisty action. rated: five star!


How many hobbits does it take to kill an orc?

one. as long as he has a big tall friend with a bow and arrow.

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what did Elrond name his pet poodle?

aelin-laure-alda
meaning: lake gold tree
beacause of his habit of soaking the roots of trees in a golden lake when out for a walk. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

why does Faramir have the dream more often than Boromir?

[ January 15, 2003: Message edited by: Silmarien ]

Eating cheese before bedtime.

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Why did Thranduil send Legolas to Rivendell?

Legolas was sleeping too late and not helping with the washing-up, so sevtneenth-cousin-several-times-removed-Elrond agreed to take him off Daddy Thranduil's hands.


What did Gandalf REALLY say to Ioreth in the houses of healing?

He said "You should die you big fat clown fish!" Why do hobbits live holes?

Their favorite food is worms. Where better to find worms than a hole in the ground?

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Which Elf became famous for his victory in the Tour de Rivendell?

Glorfindel, and so since he became so fond of bicycling, he decided to give Arwen his horse, Asfaloth. (We just can't get too much mileage from that joke, baby)

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What did Sam name his 13 children?

Samette, Samuelle, Samule, Samantha, Sammy, Samwiser, Samwiserer, Samwisest, Samiel, Samwise#2, Samwise#3, Samwise#4, and Smeagol.
Which elf lord died during the Battle of Pellenor fields?

Haldir. He died in Helm's deep in TTT but was reincarnated and again died in Pelennor fields. He loves the dramatic way of being stabbed at the back and at the center of everybody's grief and pity (vanity is everything).

Who uses Galadriel's mirror more often other than Galadriel?

Frodo. Tramping around Middle-Earth with those hairy feet can get really nasty without a good pedicure and footbath.

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What is Celeborn's deepest darkest secret?

You do, Finiel! Don't try to deny it! She tried to keep you away from her mirror, but you are so self-obsorbed you just couldn't help yourself! Don't worry though, I hear she's getting you a duplicate for your birthday [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] *

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Who became the most famous writer in Middle-Earth, and what was his/her most famous story/book?

*All comments made about Finiel are totally untrue and posted for the sake of the thread. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Good thing you both asked a question, becasue the answers are tied together.

Celeborn's Deepest Darkest secret was his battle with Bulemia, which he finally confessed in his Tell-all autobiography "Confessions of an Elf-Lord.

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Did Aragorn ever recieve any battle wounds?

No because he was too much of a wimp to join any of the fights.
..::How was Glorfindel reincarnated?::..

He tapped his boot-heels together and said "There's no place like Middle-earth...there's no place like Middle-earth"

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What was the name of Queen Beruthiel's favorite cat?

kitty

Do you have a question?

It's been twelve hours. I'll give a question.

Who, besides Celeborn, has also had a best-seller in ME?

Arwen had a Best Seller entitled "Taking Charge" the profits from which she used to buy Glorfindel's horse.

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Legolas' bowstrings were made from whose hair?

Well he takes some hair from the most handsome person he knows so he uses his own.

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why did the entwives leave the ents?

they forgot their 7000th anniversary


how many orcs did gimli kill at Helm's Deep?

One. The thing was chasing Gimli. Then, just before the bridge they were on ended, Gimli stopped. The orc didn't exactly have good reflexes, and thus fell over the edge. I suppose Gimli didn't even kill him at all. All that matters is that Legolas really did win the contest of who killed more orcs.

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What is the most popular children's show on Elf TV?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Ents...{hey, it could happen}
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~*What was it about the woods and fields in the Shire that made Frodo love it so much?*~