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Fortunately he ran into the glass elevator
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Unfortunately, it was out of order.
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Fortunately, because of the glass doors and walls, Melkor didn't realize it was closed and knocked himself out by running into it so hard.
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Unfortunatly a man spilled is water on him.
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Fortunately, the man did it on accident, Melkor woke up with no hard feelings and they began to discuss what it would be like to be an ugly duckling, the man actually helping by keeping Melkor from thinking about much else...
~ Yes, this is not so funny Ka |
Unfortunately, the man was really Saruman (Who has probably died numerous times already in this thread, but has been reincarenated just as many times! :D ), who was learning an awful lot of dark things to do to Middle-Earth!
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Fortunately the darkest thing was how to negate Pepto Bismal when he cooked dinner
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Unfourtunatly he gave sarouman a book called HOW TO RULE MIDDEL EARTH AND AVOID ALL PROBLEMS.
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Fortunately, their heads suddenly exploded for absolutely no reason.
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Unfortunately the book fell into Gollum's hands.
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Fortunately, it was written in Ancient Greek, which Gollum couldn't understand.
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Unfortunately on one of the back pages was the ISBN of the same book in the Common Tongue.
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Fourtunately gollums head exploded to.
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Unfortunately, Frodo was still eating and had no idea that all this was going on!
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So i married an axe murderer...
Fortunately Frodo called for his check and headed off down the road dancing like childeren of the night
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Unfortunately he was killed by an Orc in Alatar's "Hour of the liberation of Middle-Earth's disenfranchised peoples." Translation: "The start of my war for world domination."
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Fortunately, the ring had escaped when Gollum's head exploded and had cleverly rolled underneath Frodo's body and ended up being buried with him in a lovely cemetary with a little white, hobbit-sized headstone.
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Unfortunately it was not Frodo whom the orc had killed. So now the Ring was buried with a random hobbit...not to mention the little white, hobbit-sized headstone being completely inaccurate. :p
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Fortunately the Shire was saved by Rangers with blunderbusses.
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Unfortunately, Frodo saw his own headstone and couldn't decide if he was really dead or not! (He'd had some bad meat loaf at Gollum's place, so he was not in a good state!)
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A fortune
Fotunately, on the head stone, because of the meat loaf it actually said Gogo Bug-ins
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Unfortunately, Frodo was already tightening the nose around his neck and ready to commit suicide! :eek:
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Guh...
Fortunately, as frodo fell down after lack of oxygen off he landed on a crash mat and gained sanity.
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Unfortunately, although he was once again sane, Frodo temporarily lost conciousness.
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Smelly eggs!
Fortunately he fell in to a pile of smelling salts and gained conciousness.
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Unfortunately, by some weird defiance of physics, neither the crash mat nor the smelling salt had stopped Frodo's descent, so he was still falling.
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!!! smelly-acid-killer-greenish-sludge came down, and frodo died so FORTUNATELY there's one less annoying character to worry about
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I'll count that last thing as an UNFORTUNATELY, so that I can write a fortunately.
Fortunately, Sam didn't think Frodo was an annoying character, so he caught him at the bottom of the descent that he was falling and revived him back to life using CPR, I guess. |
Unfortuantely Sam thought CPR was sacrificing himself to bring somebody else back, so sam died, and to save money on ale, Frodo bought a cheap coffin and through him in the bog
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Fortunately for Frodo, the ale market was booming and therefore had very low prices, so he was able to walk through the mucky bog and have a nice burial for Sam while getting a lifetime's supply of ale.
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Unfortunately Sam was not actually dead having realised what CPR really was and after crawling out of his grave he sued Frodo.
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Fortunately, Melkor had blown up all the court after he lost his case.
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Unfortunately military courts of law were still available and were far nastier than the normal ones.
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Fortunately, Sam did not know of these.
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Unfortunately, Sam couldn't sue Frodo because of the Good Samaritan law.
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Fortunately, Alatar's assault on Dale failed.
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Unfortunately, this did little to affect what was going on.
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Fortunately Frodo and Sam forgave each other.
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This title failed processing so blew up....<^>
Unfotunately, at the same time a anvil 10 times the normal size was falling on them...
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unfortunately legolas appeared out of nowhere and got squishied between the hammer and the hobbits so FORTUNATELY sam and frodo are saved! *hooray :D
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