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Gil-Galad 07-28-2005 07:26 AM

Fortunately he ran into the glass elevator

Hookbill the Goomba 07-28-2005 08:36 AM

Unfortunately, it was out of order.

Folwren 07-28-2005 09:42 AM

Fortunately, because of the glass doors and walls, Melkor didn't realize it was closed and knocked himself out by running into it so hard.

WaynetheGoblin 07-28-2005 11:09 AM

Unfortunatly a man spilled is water on him.

THE Ka 07-28-2005 01:00 PM

Fortunately, the man did it on accident, Melkor woke up with no hard feelings and they began to discuss what it would be like to be an ugly duckling, the man actually helping by keeping Melkor from thinking about much else...


~ Yes, this is not so funny Ka

Gurthang 07-28-2005 01:10 PM

Unfortunately, the man was really Saruman (Who has probably died numerous times already in this thread, but has been reincarenated just as many times! :D ), who was learning an awful lot of dark things to do to Middle-Earth!

Gil-Galad 07-28-2005 01:16 PM

Fortunately the darkest thing was how to negate Pepto Bismal when he cooked dinner

WaynetheGoblin 07-28-2005 03:38 PM

Unfourtunatly he gave sarouman a book called HOW TO RULE MIDDEL EARTH AND AVOID ALL PROBLEMS.

Meneltarmacil 07-28-2005 03:43 PM

Fortunately, their heads suddenly exploded for absolutely no reason.

Nimrodel_9 07-28-2005 04:59 PM

Unfortunately the book fell into Gollum's hands.

Meneltarmacil 07-28-2005 05:40 PM

Fortunately, it was written in Ancient Greek, which Gollum couldn't understand.

Folwren 07-28-2005 09:29 PM

Unfortunately on one of the back pages was the ISBN of the same book in the Common Tongue.

WaynetheGoblin 07-29-2005 07:20 AM

Fourtunately gollums head exploded to.

Gurthang 07-29-2005 11:21 PM

Unfortunately, Frodo was still eating and had no idea that all this was going on!

Gil-Galad 07-29-2005 11:26 PM

So i married an axe murderer...
 
Fortunately Frodo called for his check and headed off down the road dancing like childeren of the night

The Elf-warrior 07-30-2005 05:09 PM

Unfortunately he was killed by an Orc in Alatar's "Hour of the liberation of Middle-Earth's disenfranchised peoples." Translation: "The start of my war for world domination."

Parmawen 07-30-2005 08:01 PM

Fortunately, the ring had escaped when Gollum's head exploded and had cleverly rolled underneath Frodo's body and ended up being buried with him in a lovely cemetary with a little white, hobbit-sized headstone.

The Only Real Estel 07-30-2005 08:25 PM

Unfortunately it was not Frodo whom the orc had killed. So now the Ring was buried with a random hobbit...not to mention the little white, hobbit-sized headstone being completely inaccurate. :p

The Elf-warrior 07-30-2005 09:05 PM

Fortunately the Shire was saved by Rangers with blunderbusses.

Gurthang 07-30-2005 11:22 PM

Unfortunately, Frodo saw his own headstone and couldn't decide if he was really dead or not! (He'd had some bad meat loaf at Gollum's place, so he was not in a good state!)

Gelmir 07-31-2005 11:45 AM

A fortune
 
Fotunately, on the head stone, because of the meat loaf it actually said Gogo Bug-ins

Hookbill the Goomba 07-31-2005 12:14 PM

Unfortunately, Frodo was already tightening the nose around his neck and ready to commit suicide! :eek:

Gelmir 07-31-2005 12:26 PM

Guh...
 
Fortunately, as frodo fell down after lack of oxygen off he landed on a crash mat and gained sanity.

Orominuialwen 07-31-2005 12:36 PM

Unfortunately, although he was once again sane, Frodo temporarily lost conciousness.

Gelmir 07-31-2005 01:47 PM

Smelly eggs!
 
Fortunately he fell in to a pile of smelling salts and gained conciousness.

Gurthang 07-31-2005 05:31 PM

Unfortunately, by some weird defiance of physics, neither the crash mat nor the smelling salt had stopped Frodo's descent, so he was still falling.

solarisa 07-31-2005 06:55 PM

!!! smelly-acid-killer-greenish-sludge came down, and frodo died so FORTUNATELY there's one less annoying character to worry about

...yet UNFORTUNATELY this has gone totally off topic...

Folwren 07-31-2005 07:35 PM

I'll count that last thing as an UNFORTUNATELY, so that I can write a fortunately.

Fortunately, Sam didn't think Frodo was an annoying character, so he caught him at the bottom of the descent that he was falling and revived him back to life using CPR, I guess.

Gil-Galad 07-31-2005 07:40 PM

Unfortuantely Sam thought CPR was sacrificing himself to bring somebody else back, so sam died, and to save money on ale, Frodo bought a cheap coffin and through him in the bog

Parmawen 07-31-2005 08:15 PM

Fortunately for Frodo, the ale market was booming and therefore had very low prices, so he was able to walk through the mucky bog and have a nice burial for Sam while getting a lifetime's supply of ale.

Kath 08-01-2005 05:05 AM

Unfortunately Sam was not actually dead having realised what CPR really was and after crawling out of his grave he sued Frodo.

Hookbill the Goomba 08-01-2005 05:15 AM

Fortunately, Melkor had blown up all the court after he lost his case.

Kath 08-01-2005 05:18 AM

Unfortunately military courts of law were still available and were far nastier than the normal ones.

Hookbill the Goomba 08-01-2005 05:46 AM

Fortunately, Sam did not know of these.

Holbytlass 08-01-2005 06:22 AM

Unfortunately, Sam couldn't sue Frodo because of the Good Samaritan law.

The Elf-warrior 08-01-2005 08:33 AM

Fortunately, Alatar's assault on Dale failed.

Hookbill the Goomba 08-01-2005 09:01 AM

Unfortunately, this did little to affect what was going on.

The Elf-warrior 08-01-2005 10:54 AM

Fortunately Frodo and Sam forgave each other.

Gelmir 08-01-2005 11:55 AM

This title failed processing so blew up....<^>
 
Unfotunately, at the same time a anvil 10 times the normal size was falling on them...

solarisa 08-01-2005 12:03 PM

unfortunately legolas appeared out of nowhere and got squishied between the hammer and the hobbits so FORTUNATELY sam and frodo are saved! *hooray :D


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