Denethor was quite wrong when he thought he could give the finger to Gandalf and get away with it.

John Noble: What do you mean, Peter say's I've got to do the shoot because the man in the asbestos suit got fired.

Denethor: So, you're saying, if I want to get even with Gandalf, I have to uncloak also?

OR

Denethor: And 'zen 've take 'ze heart from 'ze body and deposited it in 'ze dish.

Darth Denethor and the Repair Tech Guy have no idea how to fix his fizzling out lightsabre.

Denethor filming his famous commercial for baby-oil

OR

Denethor filming his famous commercial for "Strider Shampoo - Keeps Your Hair Greasy and Grimy like Your Hero's"

Denethor hurries past with a candle. "You might as well switch that silly contraption off. Can't you see there's a powercut again?"

Denethor: What's with the camera?

Cameraman: It’s not a camera; it’s a high tech mp3 player 2000!

OR

Denethor: What’s with the camera.

Pippin: A Cameraman?

Denethor: *Slaps*

PJ: CUT!

Noble: Why?

*cameraman looks guilty*

PJ: The mic was in picture.

*Noble slaps cameraman and blames it on Denethor, his evil alter-ego*

Denethor, star of The Uncloaked Chef, decides to do something flashy for the cameras and apply a blow torch to his creme brulees.

PJ (off camera): "No I'm sorry John. I like your enthusiasm, but I think we'll stick with the Balrog & his flame sword for our Bridge scene. Nice try, though."

Denethor: "O for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention!"

Denethor = Pyro
 

Denethor (mutters): "That rotten uncloaking magnetic wizard! I'll show him...I'll be the best mutant yet!"

Denethor was the first man ever to get fire attached to his chin.

Mwahaha!
 

Denny: What do you mean we don't get to lynch Nilp toDAY?

Denethor was unsure as to whether he should eat the banana.

It was in this moment John Noble realised that the crew was infact angry anti-fur protesters.

Every celebrity’s nightmare. While they're making a documentary about you, you get lost in your own castle.

OR

Denethor: For the last time, it's not a wig! :mad:

Cameraman: "That novelty cigarette lighter's not going to last very long if you don't stop playing with it."



OR



Cameraman: "Bit early for the London Olympics with the torch, aren't you? Is this one of Ken Livingstone's new initiatives?"

Denethor: "I am Steward of Gondor - so why has the minion got the decent haircut while I look like a peke?"

Filming for Denethor's latest single Relight My Pyre was going great until he went blank at the third verse.

Security cameras were installed in Minas Tirith.

OR

Denethor: How did you get in here?

Cameraman: I don’t know.

Saw III
 

cameraman: help, my arm is stuck.
denethor: here's some fire.

Denethor: What's that? A new picture??

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Aragorn: Legolas! What do your elf-eyes see?
Legolas: A bottle of Herbal Essences!!!

Legolas assumes the standard pose when somebody with bad breath, Gimli, is talking to him. Head turned away and the nose as high as you can get it all the while appearing interested.

Legolas and Gimli was the strangest siamese-twins the world had ever seen.

or

Legolas is showing off his new cool dwarf backpack.

or

Legolas to Gimli: Will you please pull the bow out of my back.

(Family Guy reference)

Legolas: You know what I hate? A guy in a blue suit.

Pauses...Crinkles his face

Legolas: ...There's one right behind me, isn't there...?

Orlando: The gulls! the gulls! My doom has found me! Kirsten Dunst! New Jersey!

Legolas: Hey gimli... have you ever wondered what rainbows taste like?

Better late than never, er,.... bah, whatever.
 

For the Denethor Picture.

Denethor seriously begins to think that his life is being filmed just like on The Truman Show.
Denethor: "What's this cameraman doing right in the middle of the hall?"
Faramir: "Dad, that's just a lifelike statue. Stop acting weird."
Denethor: :eek:?

Now, to the Legolas picture.

Gandalf: "Hey, Legolas, where is Gimli?"
Legolas: "I have not the heart to tell you; for me the grief is still too near."
Gimli: "Stop calling me grief!"

OR

Little known to everyone, Legolas was very far-sighted. He could see the orcs halfway to Isengard, but cannot see what's in front of his face. See how he stuffed Gimli into his quiver, thinking him an arrow!

Bows, Arrows, Elves. Oh the things Gimli found in his beard.

OR

Legolas: Are using my bowstring as dental floss?

Gmili: Erm... No. :D

With Legolas looking of into the distance not paying any attention to Gimli's muffled plea: "Legolas stop this wretched beast for my beard is getting more entangled in your bow with every step!"

Legolas enters Narnia, and becomes a Centaur.

Gimli's prize for killing the most Orcs at Helm's Deep was a piggy-back ride from Legolas all the way back to Edoras.

Legolas: Ok, Gandalf, if you uncloak one more time, I swear, I will shoot this Dwarf at you!!

Legolas sees Gandalf the Grey...
 

Legolas: "Gandalf, what's wrong with you?"

Gandalf: "I don't know what you mean Legolas, I feel fine."

Legolas: "But you're...cloaked!"

Resurection Time!!
 

Legolas: Gimli?

Gimli: Yes?

Legolas: Where are we?

Gimli: I believe we are.... you know what?

Legolas: What?

Gimli: I do believe we are lost!

Legolas: I HATE MAPQUEST!!! :mad:

Upon returning home, Legolas is dismayed to find the door to the bejeweled pen open & his hare missing!

Bilbo double-dog-dared Gimli to pick-pocket Legolas' Travel Pouch that had his Dove, L'oreal Shampoo, and Crest Whitening inside, and try and eat the Lembas out of his pack -without using his hands. A dwarf, or course, wont let a hobbit show him up....
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Legolas: "I predict that within ten seconds Pippin will do something incredibly stupid. I can see it in his eyes."

Gimli: "Just because you are far-seeing it doesn't mean you're the Seer!"

OR

Legolas: "...one hundred. You can stop brushing my hair now, Gimli."