"Is the oven hot enough, Hansel?"

After Legolas' pet hare, Elmerf, catches on fire the only way of extinguishing it is throwing into Galadriel's mirror.

Galadriel: Frodo, what do you see?

Frodo: A miniture multi-coloured hare. What does it meen?

:p

Frodo's science project didn't go so well. The moment his teacher came over to inspect his petri dish, his colony of penicillin denethorus decided to commit suicide.

Frodo had a bad feeling about this new steam treatment for bad acne, but he was desperate.

After almost a month in the wilderness even Legolas had begun to whiff, so before they were allowed to enter Caras Galadhon, Galadriel insisted on boil-washing the socks and underpants of everyone in the Fellowship.

Frodo: "What does this button do?"

OR

Frodo: "Uh...what does this mouse floating here have to do with me?"

OR

Galadriel watched as Frodo did her Chem lab stuff for her...as usual.

Boiling the water made bobbing for apples a little more interesting.

Crazy Captions.
 

Galadriel: What do you see?

Frodo: Crazy people giving crazy captions to this scene.

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Denethor: "Gondor, Gondor über alles!"

Denethor finds out just how much he's paying in electric bills this month. With sinking heart, Faramir realizes that he may never see his Xbox again.

Denethor's 4th Grade School Portrait: 42nd Year therein.

Boromir: Oh, great.... FARAMIR!! Did you steal Dad's pacifier again??

Don't you just miss it?
 

Denethor was furious when he found out that Boromir has been crowned Disco King in his reign.

Denethor: I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING THE BATHROOM!!!

Denethor: Its NOT a wig!

OR

Four pages of ranting notes: £1

Gandalf as an easy target: £4.50

Realising that Pippin put laxatives in your tea: Priceless.

Denethor goes crazy after Faramir asked if he could drive Minas Tirith for the thousandth time.

Denethor: The Keys to Minas Tirith are mine! And no others!

While Denethor was berating Gandalf, Pippin slipped a whoopie cushion in Denethor's chair... :o

Denethor: "What do you mean you accidently cut down the White Tree?! When I said we needed firewood, I didn't mean we were that desperate!"

Denethor: Look, I'm trying! Stewards just can't do The King's sneer.

Denethor: MUST..........REMEMBER.............AT ...........MY ................AGE...............TO.........EAT.. .........MORE........................FIBRE........ .................................................. ....

Denethor can't for the life of him remember how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism.

OR

Denethor is so mad he could bite off his own thumb. That's actually the reason he's making this face.

OR

Denethor can't believe Legolas won the Most Beautiful Hair in Middle Earth Contest:
Denethor: "But mine is Wavy! WAVY, I say!"

OR

Denethor tries to use his psychic powers to predict who will win the Super Bowl.
Denethor: "It's coming in...it's going to be... Steelers 34, Seahawks 30!"

Denethor is infuriated as yet another wizard demands an audience.

Denethor: That's the fourth today! Haven't they got other rulers to bother?

Gandalf: Uh, guys? Gondor is my patch, remember? Radagast, I scheduled you to pester Mirkwood this afternoon instead of me! Scram!

OR

Denethor: Gandalf, I swear. If you uncloak in this hall one more time, I'll-

Gandalf: Too late!

Denethor: Auuuuggh!

Over the Top casting trials...
 

John Noble (Bob 'Bull' Hurley): I own you! You are mine!
Ian McKellen (Lincoln Hawk): When I turn the cap like this, I'm like...I'm like...hey, Menahem, what I'm like? Truck? Ah, right, I'm like this truck... and I do need this truck!
John Noble: I own you! You are mine!

Menahem Golan (the director): m-mm, they ain't that convincing, better try Silvester Stallone and Rick Zumwalt instead, I suppose...

It wasn't just staring at the palantir that drove Denethor mad, but the constantly appearing pop-up windows were really getting on his nerve.

or

Denethor: What do you mean you want to place wheels under the city?

Look at the bottom of the picture:

Denethor dribbled a lot.

OR

When Gandalf said, "No rest for the wicked" no one expected him to arrange a brass band to play outside Denethor’s door at midnight.

Denethor: "How have yo so easily lost Osgilliath!? The mithril Elven Spinners for Minas Tirith were in there!"

OR

Denethor: "No, I dont want to participate in your survey!!! Stop calling me at supper time!!!"

OR

Pippin (off-screen): "My mommy told me if you make an ugly face, it will stick."

Gandalf in response: ""The Steward of Gondor makes no such face Peregrin Took, he inherits the likeness of one whom has forgotten his own name...yes, the Mouth of Sauron.
________
SUZUKI GSX-R1000 SPECIFICATIONS

Playing off Elu . . .
 

Denethor: How could you lose Osgiliath! It's a city for crying out loud! It isn't as though it has wheels!

Denethor:You might not be happy with Jacksons Character assination, but think of me, I've got to act the damn part.

Palantír-crazy
 

No shrubbery here! no! no!!!

Shortage.
 

Denethor: What do you mean we're out of tissue paper?

Denethor bit into a soft tomato.

OR

Denethor convinces Faramir that he needs a new toothbrush.
Faramir: "Okay, okay, I'll ask those Orcs in Osgiliath if they brought extra."

Denethor: I can't believe its not butter!

Denethor: ++FARAMIR!!!!!

Denethor's reaction to relaxed hobbit after large meal of chili-soup...(ewww)

Denethor: I'll nail that cloak to his skin!

OR

Denethor tries to look at his eyebrows.

Denethor: "Torch that hairdresser. I didn't say I wanted Klingon locks."

Despite Gandalf's warnings Denethor still let Pippin use his Palantir and he just opened the most recent bill.

or

Denethor just opened his most recent natural gas bill
(My bill is over double what it was last year :mad: )

Day 1
++Faramir
No reason
Day 2
++Faramir
No reason.... etc :p