Pippin: (whispers) "Hold still, Merry..."
Merry: "Help! Help! I'm being harassed!"

OR

Merry: "Not there, you fool! That's my wound!"

When Big Brother asked the group to pretend they were cats, Pippin hadn't suspected that Merry would take it quite so seriously and begin to hack up furballs.

Pippin: Not the Spanish Enquisition! :eek:

OR

Pippin: All I wanted to do was make sure he didn't get all the glory by slaying the Witch-King! I didn't mean to take it so far!

Merry: Et Tu, Pip.

The helmethead villagers: Why! Why can't we win?!

Pippin puts Merry in a headlock after his erstwhile friend called him "pointyhead"

Hobbits didn't make great warriors and couldn't even handle the most banal discomfort

Merry: AHHHHH! Leg Cramp!!! Help Pippin!

Pippin: I"m coming Merry! Somebody please help us!

Pippin: Merry! I'm sorry man... I did not know my hat was THAT pointy.... I just wanted to give you a friendly head-slam on the chest!

Pippin: "It's all right Merry. The ice cream truck is coming soon."

Merry's favorite wrestling move was to act as if his opponents hold had injured him, then pummel him once he was off guard.

Merry: "Oh Pippin!!! You've broken my larynx!!"

Pippin: "I've what?"

Merry: I'm thirsty, Pippin, terribly thirsty...
Pippin: Oh no, and us only #2,345 in the queue...I should try sneaking up it... please, sir, let us through, he's dying of terrible thirst... and him so young yet...
Man #2346 of the queue (grabbing Pippin from behind): Hey, young 'un, where you be a-popping to? We all are thirsty here! Drat this beer shortage should bring so much cheek in these here halflings!

Pippin: "Cough it up, damn it!"

Pippin went into a frenzy when, faced with the Host of all Mordor, Merry owned up that some months ago he'd swapped the Ring for a copy and swallowed the original for a prank, hoping to see if it would show up on an x-ray.

On-the-way-down Wolf Pippin decides to try to attach himself to an innocent during DAY three...

Pippin (wolf, lynched during DAY three): "No! Merry's innocent!"

Merry (ord, wrongfully lynched during DAY four): "Get off me wolf! I'm not even under suspicion, & I don't want to be linked to you when you're proven guilty!"


(Actually this reminds me of what malkatoj did to Gurthang in WWJ1...)

John Madden or Mick Hubert: "And "Half-Nelson Hobbit' Peregrin Took puts 'Fighting Fallohide' Merry Brandybuck in his signature move, while Merry reaches for some unknown item in his arsenal....in previous matches, 'Half-Nelson' has been easily distracted by beer from inns such as The Green Dragon, The Golden Perch, and The Prancing Pony. Is this the weapon FF will use?"
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PLYMOUTH SAVOY

Oh, no!
 

Merry gets laid flat by a flying lugnut as Gimli tries desperately to protect MovieLegolas from rabid fangirls.

This is Merry, biting at the proverbial 'hand that feeds him'.

AND(for those who've seen Madagascar)

Pippin: "You bit the hand, Merry, you bit the hand!"

The experimental 'Hobbit Rocket' (I.e. Pippin with a funny hat and a fire work attached to each leg) prepared to take off. But he was a little reluctant.

OR

Merry: Are we there yet?

Pippin: No.

Merry: Waaa! I want to get there NOW!!! :mad:

It's all fun and games, until someone loses a pancreas.

...literally.

News!
 

Pippin: No-ooooo! A new picture!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/1148.jpg

Frodo: I think it's burnt.

Galadriel: NO ITS NOT! ITS FINE! REALLY! ITS FINE!

OR

When Gimli got trapped down a well, he took up chain smoking.

Galadriel: It's supposed to make you feel good.
Frodo: Really?
Galadriel: Um...yeah. Really good. You go first.

Despite the suspicious nature of Galadriel's home made anti-ageing products, they were clearly doing the job.

OR

Galadriel: *thinking* Any minute now... I'll just raise the jug, hit him calmly over the head... and snatch that pretty ring for myself.

OR

Galadriel: *thinking* I hope he realises that the mirror is over there, and that's actually Celeborn's foot lotion...

Frodo: *thinking* Can I smell lavender oil?

Eowyn's stew started to look really good.

The White Witch was not amused to find Aslan gone, and a mere Hobbit left at the Stone Table...

Pizza Hut 'Employee of the Month' Galadriel moves in swiftly to quench the flames as the drunken Hobbit lads set fire to the leftover crusts of their Deep Pan Pizza for a prank.

Just a little farther..., Galadriel thought. If Frodo would just lean foreward just a little more she'd have the secret ingredient to her famous stew.

Galadriel's Baby Balrog play pen.

Galadriel: Crrrap!! It’s on the fritz again!! You try rebooting it while I call the repairman.

Galadriel: Come, I will show you some of what you may call elven magic

Sam: But this is just some dry ice dumped into warm water, we use this trick in haloween over at the Shire

Galadriel stands patiently by with the water. "Tch. Men and barbecues..."

Frodo: 'I made a little brown fish!'
Galadriel: 'Yes, well, stop staring at it & just flush it!'

Frodo witnesses the creation of the first french fries.

Galadriel: "Yes, Frodo Baggins. What you have placed here in the Analyses Ashtray of Galadriel is the One Cigarette of Doom."

-OR-

Batman Begins/LotR
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Galadriel: "Breathe....Breathe in your fears. Face them!..."

Just watching that movie now...

Cross-over!
 

I don't see anything....

Frodo: So, what's this? A secret potion to make us all stronger? Some boiling water to chuck on Orcs? Magic water that will give us all better eyesight?

Galadriel:... It's Tea.

Fool of a Cook!
 

Galadriel: "That's what I get for being the troop leader for a bunch of Boy Scouts. Always with the fires, they are."

OR

Galadriel: "I made it especially for you! How can you not even try it! How can you be so inconsiderate!" *runs away weeping*
Frodo: "Um. So, what just happened her?"

OR

Galadriel: "No, trust me, it's not illegal."

Gladriel: It's ancient Elven secret- just breath on the steam and your cold will be gone in no time.

Frodo: *thinking* Go no the the Elves for counsel, for they're full of it.

davem: All very impressive, madam, but essentially the methods you're using are the same as those of the Enemy. You constitute a lesser manifestation of the Machine! Don't try to dupe me-I'm repelled! This is an outrage!