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wilwarin538 07-25-2005 11:17 AM

Fortunately the Wicked Witch is a talented actress, so she was only pretending to be on Sauron's side.

The Elf-warrior 07-25-2005 11:23 AM

Unfortunately she was still wicked.

Meneltarmacil 07-25-2005 11:25 AM

Fortunately, she and Sauron were so busy fighting that they both lost track of the Ring.

The Elf-warrior 07-25-2005 12:42 PM

Unfortunately the Ring landed in the hands of the heartless Tin Man.

wilwarin538 07-25-2005 12:45 PM

Fortunetaly the Brainless Scarecrow tripped and landed on top of the Tin Man, sending the ring flying.

Hookbill the Goomba 07-25-2005 12:58 PM

Unfortunately, Shelob came and took the ring. With the power the Ring gave her, she destroyed all these Wizard of Oz creatures and told Rodger Waters to stop playing The Dark side of the Moon!

The Elf-warrior 07-25-2005 01:06 PM

Fortunately few of the Free Peoples wanted to hear the Dark Side of the Moon anyway.

High King Fingolfin 07-25-2005 02:58 PM

Unfortunately, Shelob was now poised to take over the world because she had the ring.

wilwarin538 07-25-2005 03:25 PM

Fortunately she chocked to death at her I-took-over-the-world feast.

Kath 07-25-2005 03:29 PM

Unfortunately she choked on the Ring so it was now inside her stomach.

Hookbill the Goomba 07-25-2005 03:39 PM

Fortunately, Sam came along and cut Shelob up and the Ring fell out!

Meneltarmacil 07-25-2005 03:58 PM

Unfortunately, Sam claimed the Ring for himself and stole all the taters in the entire world! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Gurthang 07-25-2005 08:46 PM

Fortunately, he got so fat from all those taters that the Ring wouldn't fit on his finger anymore.

Meneltarmacil 07-25-2005 09:39 PM

Unfortunately, as mentioned elsewhere on this forum, the Ring could and did change size to fit its bearer.

THE Ka 07-25-2005 11:57 PM

Fortunately, the ring was self-concious and said: "I'm soooo fat! And it's all your fault!" and upon those words, it rolled off into the nearest salon/psychiatrist office to work its feelings out, and purchase a new pair of nails with little eye balls and rose buds on them. Oh! Don't they look so pretty?


~ Ka

Gil-Galad 07-26-2005 07:22 AM

Unfortunately it fell down a Sink Pipe...

Meneltarmacil 07-26-2005 10:03 AM

This thread goes ever on and on...
 
Fortunately, the Sink Pipe led directly to Mount Doom.

Hookbill the Goomba 07-26-2005 10:16 AM

Unfortunately, there were some Orcs inspecting the drains in Mount Doom at that time.

Nimrodel_9 07-26-2005 01:23 PM

Fortunately with the Ring's new garb, they didn't recognize it.

Meneltarmacil 07-26-2005 02:36 PM

Unfortunately, the Witch King was visiting at the time and he did recognize it.

The Only Real Estel 07-26-2005 03:17 PM

sneaking in to steal the 900th post ;) (from the Mirth page's perspective at least)
 
Fortunately, in its new garb the Ring was not particularly alluring, so the Witch-King decided to heck with it & left it alone.

Kath 07-26-2005 03:20 PM

Unfortunately the Ring did not want to be left and it stowed away in the Witch King's cloak.

Memory of Trees 07-26-2005 03:39 PM

Fortunately, there was a small, ring-sized hole in the Witch's cloak...

Meneltarmacil 07-26-2005 03:55 PM

Unfortunately, it fell through and landed right in Gollum's hands.

Kath 07-26-2005 03:58 PM

Fortunately Gollum was still running his 'taters' restaurant (see Crazy Captions) and threw it in the fryer.

Orominuialwen 07-26-2005 04:23 PM

Unfortunately, this did absolutely no harm to the ring, it being just as impervious to hot vegetable oil as fire.

Memory of Trees 07-26-2005 05:37 PM

Fortunately, Frodo decided to stop by Gollum's shop for a bite to eat.

Meneltarmacil 07-26-2005 06:45 PM

Unfortunately, it started raining cats and dogs... literally, not figuratively.

WaynetheGoblin 07-26-2005 07:15 PM

fortunately gollum had umbrellas that were cat and dog proof.

WaynetheGoblin 07-26-2005 07:16 PM

unfortunately they hade holes in them.

Gurthang 07-26-2005 09:40 PM

Fortunately, they were inside the cafe, so the falling felines and diving dogs didn't matter.

Kath 07-27-2005 06:03 AM

Unfortunately by this time Gollum had noticed the Ring and was sneaking off with it.

WaynetheGoblin 07-27-2005 06:07 AM

fortunatly gollum was so happy that he accadently when dancing therw the ring back to frodo.

Meneltarmacil 07-27-2005 09:47 AM

Unfortunately, at this point they had wandered outside the shop and one of the falling dogs hit Frodo on the head.

Kath 07-27-2005 09:48 AM

Fortunately Frodo has a very hard head so no damage was done.

Hookbill the Goomba 07-27-2005 10:13 AM

Unfortunately, the dog sued Frodo.

High King Fingolfin 07-27-2005 12:55 PM

Fortunately, Frodo had a very good lawyer, and won the case.

Meneltarmacil 07-27-2005 01:29 PM

Unfortunately, it turned out that the dog was actually the alien-eating dog from earlier in the thread. (It just keeps coming back...)

Nimrodel_9 07-27-2005 07:24 PM

Fortunately Frodo's lawyer (I almost typed liar :p) attacked the dog and Frodo escaped.

Hookbill the Goomba 07-28-2005 02:49 AM

Unfortunately, Melkor was in another courtroom fighting his case for release from the void and saw Frodo. After Sauron had sent him 50,000 postcards from Mordor Melkor, of course, knew that Frodo had the ring, and so gave chase!


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