Sam notices the 'Kick Me' sign on Frodo's back.

OR

Pippin: It’s a Balrog!

Merry: No, it can't be, it has wings.

Sam: :rolleyes:

Sam: "I knew Hobbits have pointy ears!"

OR

Pippin: "What's that light? It's so... luring."
Frodo: "Don't go towards the light!"
Merry: "I can't help it. It's so beautiful!"

OR

Yet again, Frodo's hair takes on a life of it's own.

OR

Pippin: "I look so good with my matching cloak and suspenders!"

OR

Merry: "Everyone! Look left!"
Frodo: "What?! I don't see anything!"
Sam: "You're other left, Mr. Frodo."

OR(For those who have seen the RotK Easter Eggs)

Sean Astin can't help but stare at Elijah Wood's Big... Blue...

When the Hobbits appeared on Stars In Their Eyes.

Pippin: "Tonight, Matthew, we're going to be The Darkness!"

Pippin: What do you think made those footprints?

Frodo: Erm... that?

OR

Paladin Took: Frodo Baggins, don’t' you dare cut Pippin's hair!

Pippin: What?

Frodo: "Dang it! We missed our train!"

Merry & Pippin: "Uh, don't look now, but there's another coming!" :eek:

Frodo: There's an Oliphaunt coming this way!

Merry: And an SUV coming from the other direction! Don't stare into the headlights, Pip!!!!

Pippen: *drools* pretty lites.....

Sam: Idiots. It's IMAX, not.......<sigh>.......Am I the only one who is in this century? I have to check their email for them, turn on the DVD...........

OR

3

2

1

*BEEP*

Slayer

Merry: Eeek! Level 2 Spartans! And their using Flashlights! :eek:

Frodo: And Grunts over here! We're goners! :eek:

Pippen: A! L1! B! Control Pad Left! :confused:

Sam: Why am I always stuck those noobs.....
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Frodo: (worried look) I thought we were to go this way.
Merry: (worried look) And I thought this way.
Pippin: (worried look) Maybe this way?
Sam: ( :rolleyes: look) I hate Mapquest.

The Hobbits search for the last Easter Egg.
Frodo: "Is that it over there?"
Pippin: "No, I think it's that up there."
Merry: "No, Pip, that's a bowling ball."
Sam(thinking): Haha, I already have it. http://www.corsaclub.de/smilies/23.gif

OR

The Hobbits are being arrested by the Bad Hair Police.

OR

Frodo: "Someone touched my butt!"
Merry: "Somebody just touched my butt!"
Sam: :D http://www.corsaclub.de/smilies/23.gif
Pippin has no idea that anything is happening.

OR

Any random caption where Merry and Frodo realize that something is happening, Sam has a completely guilty evil look that screams 'I did it', and Pippin appears all together clueless.

Haven't I seen you before?
 

Sam takes a moment to steal a glance of himself on Frodo's sword.

OR

Sam (singing silently): "Three blind mice, three blind mice..."
Frodo, Merry and Pippin altogether swing towards a singular direction. With their swords.

Pippin: Wow. Gandalf just exploded.

OR

Frodo remembers that he left the Ring in his other trousers.

Sam: I think it's time for a new picture...


http://www.propworld.nu/bilder/Gimli_guest.jpg

Gimli: Ah, Gralin Musicteeth is back!

or, with regards to teeth ;):

Gimli: No, not a dentist, please, no, no! Barber?!! Than a barber?!! Neither a barber, please, no! I'll take a bath, I promise!

Gimli was fuming mad when he realised that due to his brother's prank with the superglue, he was doomed to wear the salad bowl on his head for the rest of his life.

Someone put a fork on Gimli's chair.

OR

Gimli's helmet begins to shrink.

Gimli (emptying the diaper pail in a twin's nursery): EEAAAACCCCK!

The first unclocking witnessed is always the hardest.

You know that scene where Legolas shoots the arrow between Gimli's legs? It wasn't a first take...

Gimli dons his helmet as he crafts a new thread about Balrogs not having wings.

Gimli: Soylent Green is made out of WHAT?!

Shouldn't...have...had...that...last...taco...

When you're out in the Wild & have nothing else to use...

Legolas: "Uh, Gimli, I think those leaves were poison ivy."

Gimli: "P-poison ivy!!!???"

Even worse than seeing Gandalf the Grey uncloaked is seeing Isenguard unleashed....

When Gimli said, 'My feet are killing me' no one thought he meant it literally.

OR

Legolas: Sorry, Gimli, I'm afraid I lost Galdriel's hair in a game of Poker with Eomer. Man that guy can play. He cleaned me dry. I also bet him all Anduril and your axe. I hope you don't mind.

Gimli realized his mother was right. He should have listened when she warned him about his face freezing, but he only mocked her short, stubby beard.

Or

Gimli forgot his Preparation H in Imladris.

Gimli was just told that he did not get the role he wanted in the upcoming play on Snow White but rather he was selected as Dopey.

Someone filled Gimli's helmet with custard.

OR

The 'kick me' sign on Gimli's back was really starting to annoy him.

Hookbill, you have too much time on your hands...


Gimli realizes that he forgot to turn off the automatic coffee-maker before he left home.

Gimli's reaction while watching the live version of "They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard!"

or

Mount Zoom ran out of gas just in front of Gimli.

OR

Mount Zoom ran over Gimli's foot. :D

(e-d, I do have far too much time. :p )

Gimili: Do I have anything in my teeth?

Legolas:EEEWWWWW put those away!

Gimli closes his mouth with a frown

Legolas: You just made me throw up a little..and I refuse to have ill smelling breath.

Gimli gets his beard stuck in the typewriter again.

An Unexpected "Party"?
 

Gimli: "In-laws!!??

The four hobbits, who were woefully unfamilar with dwarvish etiquette and customs, didn't realize that, even though it is a well known fact, asking Gimli how it feels to be inbred was no appropriate at the time.

And again . . .
 

Villager Gimli (wolf) reacts not-so-subtly when informed of the news that the wolves accidently killed their beloved Cobbler Kath during the night.

Sure to be on Gilmi's Driver's liscence.

OR

Gimli: What do you mean? I am smiling!

OR

Much to Gilmi's horror, he was actually quite the dwarf-lady's man.

*offscreen lady with slight english accent*

Orbit Gum! It gives you that clean feeling.

OR

Elrond: Did I say Gloin went with Balin to Moria? I meant...um, Gloin and Dwalin went to Narnia! Yeah, that's it! ;)

Gimli: :eek: *muttering through anger and emotion*Never trust an elf..... :mad:
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Gimli: "No, no, NO! I told you I wanted Durin's Knot, not Narvi's Square engraved on my helmet, you fool!"

Or...

"Is that any way to speak to a lady?!?"

Gimli: Oliphaunt…on…foot…