Gandalf's camouflage suits never did catch on.

THEODEN: Would you mind telling me how I'm supposed to fight Orcs now that you've blinded me for life?

"Begone, Inktomi Slurp Spider!"

Gandalf learns why you're not supposed to stick your toe in a light socket.

OR

"By jove, Holmes; it's the Wizard of the Baskervilles!!"


OR

THE ALIENS ARE ABDUCTING GANDALF!! WHAT DO WE DO?! WHAT DO WE DO?!

Gandalf the flour dumpling strikes again.

Aragorn: Since when did Théoden have lazar vision?

OR

When Théoden uncloaked, Gandalf exploded.

OR yet!

Gandalf tries to impress at his latest job interview.

Gandalf: Theoden, go to the Dagobah system!

Displays of ADD(no offense intended)
 

Gandalf: I SHALL RULE.... OO!! Hobbit!! (if you look closely, there's a dark shadow running in front of Gandalf that looks like a Hobbit)

or

Legolas: So THAT'S what Gandalf has under his cloak!!!

Gandalf: I shall call down the fire of a thousand Balrogs upon this abomination!

Théoden: Calm down, this happens every time we play chess.

Gandalf brings himdelf to Thedens's court as living proof of unstable elements in the Glittering Caves; thus Rohan defends itself not at the Hornburg, but protests Saurumans using nuclear uruks and what radiation can do to Middle-Earth's delicate biosphere.
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Everybody! Everybody!
 

Gandalf:

It's time to look sooooo good...glowing white!

Theoden: "Gandalf clearly uses Persil. Why can't you get my robes that white, Eowyn?"

Theoden: argh, you have blinded me!

Aragorn: ooooh can we say lawsuit

Gimli: lawsuit

Aragorn: huh?

Gimli: huh?

Aragorn can we say... stupid dwarf

Gimli: stupid dwa- hey!

just remembered this.....
 

Theoden(whispering to Eowyn):I think he's a White Wizard or something....

Eowyn: dee dee-dee!
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Theoden: "I said I wanted Han Solo encased in carbonite, not Rip Van Winkle!!!"

Gandalf: "I am the Ghost of the Christmas Past...."

'Hey, that's Bilbo's line!'
 

Gandalf: Struck by lightning, struck by lightning!

Théoden: Hay, nice white robes, Gandalf.

Gandalf: I'm not wearing any robes. I just let my Beard grow a bit.

All: ...

OR

Gandalf acts as Rohan's first traffic light system. But no one knows what a white light means.

OR yet!

Legolas: Look! Gandalf is glowing!

All: *Groan*

'I am the servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor!'
 

Gimli: What's Gandalf doing?

Aragorn: Must have mistaken Théoden for a Balrog.

Most people think that some guy discovered electricity by flying a kite with a key on it. Gandalf had that whole 'electric glow' figured out way before then.

OR

Gandalf: "I have an idea!"

OR

Theoden: "Does he always glow like that?"
Aragron: "Only when he's starved for attention... so yes, he does always glows like that."

OR

Theoden: "Uhm, Gandalf, you forgot to paint the bottom of your hat."

OR

Gandalf performs his electric eel impersonation.

Gandalf: "Whoa! Check out me glowsticks! They're bangin'!"

Aragorn: "Um, this is Edoras, not Ibiza..."

The ol' 'cotton-wool 'n' glue' trick was a favourite in Rohan. Gandalf found out the hard way.

Almost like a toned down version of being tarred and feathered. :D

OR

Gandalf is attacked by a black blob of nothingness.

Gandalf: See! Back in my day we had to make our own light! None of these new fangled candles! We didn't even have the sun! Yeah, we had to make do with lamps and trees...

Aragorn: Not again. Fancy a drink, Gimli?

Gimli: Of course.

Legolas: I like trees...

OR

Gandalf is melting Théoden's hair.

"Me, steal your phosphorus?! Whyever would you suspect such a thing?!"

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Pippin: "I'm hungry."

Pippin: I'm sure we've been here before.

;)

Or

Frodo: Gandalf! No-ooo! Not the Cloak!

Sam takes the opportunity to steal that last bit of lembas from Frodo's pack.

OR

The rest of the Istari join forces with Gandalf to create an unstoppable uncloaking army.

Frodo: They're everywhere!
Merry: Noooo!
Pippin: I'm blinded!
Sam: *is distracted by the lembas*

All: It's time to look sooooo good...with wavy hair!

While Frodo, Merry, and Pippin look around in fear for the Black Riders, Sam notices that Pippin's right ear has begun to mutate...

Sam's brain: I could eat Pippin, I just need to get through Frodo first...

or

Pippin: If we all look in different directions, we'll appear more dramatic.

The hobbits watch dumbfounded as the Nazgul disembark from the UFO.

Sam, Frodo, Merry and Pippin is demonstrating the classical "hide behind one another" Military tactic that has always been the most used tactic among hobbits.

Bad Hair Day in The Shire

OR

Sam: "Mullets, I said, mullets. But did you listen to me?"

Sam: Right, time to put those pointers Leggy gave me to good use. Stand tall, look soulfully at the camera and always be in the centre of the shot. Well, 1 out of 3 ain't bad!

Pippin: Remember what Strider taught us...Look the wraiths in the eye and charge...
Frodo: You first.
Sam: What he said.

Frodo: "No! Not the Blackriders!"

Pippin & Merry: "Hey look! There's Elvis going into that supermarket!!"

Pippin: Allright, we've got the flag, now we just have to make it back to base with out getting noticed.

Sam: ACK! Too late! Run!

Sam:How come they all got swords and all I got was this lousy carrot!

Not this again . . .
 

Pippin: So, where's the line to Hogwarts?