Aragorn: "Uh...how do you tie this thing again? Something about...a fox chasing a rabbit around a tree or something?"

Aragorn: "No, Peregrin Took, you can't borrow my sword."

Aragorn: *reading tag* My horse is "Dry Clean Only?"

OR

Not wanting to be outdone by Boromir, Aragorn begins to collect battle wounds of his own. Arrows were sooo last year.

Aragorn: Are you sure you carry all this Sam?

OR

Aragorn: Ah! I've just found my receipt for this sword. Darn it! I invalidated the warrantee by re-forging it!

Aragorn's hands-free razor was great for those on-the-job moments.

OR

Aragorn: *singing* ... connects to the... saddle strap. The saddle strap connects to the... spare cloak. The cloak connects to the... scabbard. The scabbard connects to the... collarbone- dang it!

When mobiles came to Middle-earth.

Aragorn: "Hang on lads, just got to text the missus.... CU L8R GOIN OUT W/LADS SOMEFIN BOUT A RING. KP ME DINNR WRM. LUV GORN XXX."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...oomba/Zoom.jpg ZOOM!

Even Aragorn had to agree that Digital watches were a pretty neat idea.

Aragorn: My nails really are dirty aren't they?

Aragorn sighs as he realises that Pippin has been playing with the superglue again.

A sword had been stuck in his shoulder for three days, and Aragorn still hasn't noticed.

OR

Aragorn takes a quick break from battle play some GameBoy.

OR

Aragorn just has no idea what's going on.

Tired of being ridden around in dangerous situations all the time, Aragorn's horse decides to show his rider some of his swordfighting skills.

Lurtz: But I've chopped your arm off!

Aragorn: No you didn't.

Lurtz: Yer bloody sword's stuck in yer shoulder!

Aragorn: No it isn't. I'M INVINCIBLE!

Or...

Aragorn: If...found...please return...to Gandalf the Grey, Esq. Oh no, he must have put away his cloak after he took it off and Shadowfax ran off with it!

Or...

Arwen: What's this, a Ranger caught off his guard?

Aragorn(not looking up): Hello darling, you're using the wrong end of the sword again.

Aragorn reads - belatedly - the tag on his new sword:

WARNING: This sword is unexplainably attracted to too much dirt. Take a bath before use.

Aragorn: This lembas expired before we took it out of Loren! :eek: Gimli! Stop eating it!

OR

Orcs? No problem. Uruks? Easy! Hundreds of evil creatures outside the gates? Piece of piffle! But Chinese finger traps always got the better of Aragorn.

Aragorn prepares to leave Rivendell on 25th December. "This new sat nav system that Arwen bought me for Christmas is useless in Middle-earth! The closest match for Mordor is given as Milton Keynes!"

The host of Mordor was nigh .. but Aragorn was on Level 17 of Alien Scum.......

Where did I put my Orthodics?These saddle sores are killing me!

Aragorn was living proof that it's better to be lucky than smart.

-or-

Too much Halo 2...
Aragorn: "Hah! I had an Overshield!!!" :D

Desperately trying to hide his new hobby from the rest of the fellowship, Aragorn stabs his finger with his sewing needle.

or...(because, as a GameCube person, I am obligated to go to war with TORE because of his Halo 2 mentioning) (this won't make sense if you haven't played Windwaker, apologies)

Aragorn: I'm going to read this chart MYSELF, darnit. I refuse to give that blasted elf any more of my money!

or maybe

Aragorn, reading tag: "This label is affixed in compliance with provincial law. Not to be removed until delivered to the consumer." ...Okay, first, why does my hand have a tag on it, and second, how are they planning on getting my hand 'to the consumer'? (noticing sword) ...Oh.

Aragorn: "What's this inscribed on my saddlebag with foul scratches? Your mother was a hamster and...your father smelt of elderberries!!??"

Sponsered by NOA [Nintendo of Arda]
 

Game Boy Micro. It's that small.


A Kingly gift, The Game Boy Micro was passed down from the Lords of Arthedain, as they used it in their passtime since they lived so long. It was taken at the splitting of the Kingdom of Arnor, as Cardolan got an old Playstation, and Rhudar was stuck with a crappy Sega. Aragorn was given this by Elrond as a token of his kingship of the West. It was not recorded in Gondor what games The line of Isildur played, as only seven were saved from the burning of Best Buy.





{Not Avalible in some parts of Mordor}
________
Thc Finder

Aragorn: "Why Arwen insisted on packing my saddle roll with all these little notes of endearment I'll never know. I just hope the rest of the guys never find them."

Aragorn always had trouble with knots... big fingers and all that.

OR

Aragorn checks his pocket mirror: "Eh... not too bad. I've got at least a couple more weeks before I'll need a bath."

Meanwhile, Legolas and Gimli, who don't share his optimism, sneak up behind him with soap and water.

OR

Aragorn had attempted to sew that hole in his shirt by using his sword as a giant needle (notice the nifty pin-hole in the hilt of the sword). He gave up after it only widened the hole. He then decided to get his real needle and thread. But, alas, threading that needle takes much more talent than putting thread through his sword.

After trying to mend the tear for an hour and a half, Aragorn reluctantly hands his shirt to Arwen, who has the job done in five minutes.

OR

Aragorn performs surgery on his horse.
Aragorn: "Scalpal."
Arwen: "You have it under your arm."

Aragorn experiences Ardslignish. (The descriptive term to describe the behaviour of Sellotape when you are tired).

Aragorn commits suicide to join his "dead" fingernail.

[Some random nature show title.]
 

Putting a magnifying glass on top of his sword seemed like a good idea at the time, but Aragorn is about to find out that if you stay in that position near a bright light lake, for example, the sun, then it could mean an unexpected reduction in hair quantity.

Oh, dear . . .
 

Aragorn: "Now, let's see if I remembered everything. A blanket, a sword and an extra pair of socks. Yep, that's all a guy needs on a journey."

or

Aragorn: "I don't get this logic game. Oh, wait, Arwen has switched it on women's logic."

Having cut off his right arm already, Aragorn discovers the difficulty of trying to cut off his left with no help.

It's been three days and Aragorn still cannot work out how to open a Jam jar.

OR

There was only one little piece of rapping paper left; yet Aragorn was still not sure what the gift was.

Aragorn muttering to himself: No! No! No! It's all worng! Stupid Hobbit, thinking he is helping but doesn't know that this should be on this buckle should be on the third whole not the fourth. Ahhhh! I can't go on this way. Doesn't he know that if it's not right I will die in battle.

'Gorn shows his little known OCD.

Aragorn makes sure his beloved security blanket is secured to the saddle, as he cannot contemplate a quest without it.


OR


Aragorn tries to decipher the washing instructions on his cloak. "OK, so it says I must not put a circle within a square? What does that mean?"*




*with thanks to davem who uttered something very like this yesterday while examining the label on his scarf. :D

Sure, those new mini palantirs saved space, but they made confronting Sauron a hundred times more difficult.

Aragorn tries desperately to unravel the new picture.

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/5101.jpg

Legolas: I demand to know what you are sniggering at!

Eomer: Your fly is undone.

OR

Eomer: The target is the other way.

Legolas:Itchy eye have you?Let me get that for ya!

or

Legolas:What you say about my Momma?!!!!

or

Eomer:Bet ya can't hit that horse head thingy on my helmet!
Legolas:UUMMMM Ok,if you say so!
Crowd chanting:Fight! Fight !Fight! Fight!

The riders in the back seemingly have a poor sense of target.

Legolas: I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL COMBAT

Eomer: hes still doing that?

Aragorn: yep, he can't last 5 minutes without challenging someone

Legolas: hey! i heard that! i challenge youto Mortal Combat!

Legolas: The feather is tickling my…ah…ah…AH-CHOOO!!!

Arrow: *thunk*

Eomer: Bless you! dies

Eomer: Your arrow seems to be made of cardboard.

or

Legolas: No one insults my frock!

or

Aragorn and Gimli stand back as Legolas challenges Eomer to a duel. The men of Rohan are about to learn why it is unwise to make fun of an elf's hairstyle.