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A day at School.
Lalwende has given me an idea. :D
Rohirrim: Fight! Fight! Fight! Gimli: :rushes in and breaks it up: That'll be enough, Do I have to get Mr. Aragorn down here? :Aragorn enters: Aragorn: This is the third time this month I've had a problem with you two. Can't you just get along and stop fighting? Eomer: He took my helmet, held it over my head, and started laughing saying I was short. Legolas: You lie! Rohirrim: Fight! Fight! Fight! (Yes, that's how I'll end it, :p ) |
Éomer: I see you are thieves and law-breakers! Else how this guy here has the hair of the same hue as we have, when export of Rohirric hair-dye is strictly prohibited by Royal Decree #34/221-5!
Éothain (from the background): M-mm, lord, actually that decree was about mandatory baths for Riders of expeditionary corps before entering King's hall... what you had in mind, probably, was decree #37/448-7... Another Rider (from the background): No, neither that one, that prohibits riding in the state of ale intoxication, 'twas #44/572-4 about hair-dye... Yet Another Rider (from the background): You are both wrong! Decree #44/572-4 defines size of horse-combs, and hair-dye's was dec... Éomer: Will you all shut up please? Pity our attached lawyer and executioner were both eaten by that orc yonder... So, where was I?... m-m... yes! Who are you, and what are you doing in this land? Éothain (from the background): Probably violating this decree or that, what else? Anyways we have so many since Grima sits by Théoden's right hand... |
EOMER'S WARNING: Watch where you step!
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Aragorn: Now tell me, sir, which of my companions is taller?
Eomer: *grunt* Uhh, uhh, *points* Aragorn: Incorrect. Again. Now once more... Or... Eomer: So...you're telling me that you work at Burger King, making famous Whoppers and wear paper hats. No! I would not like an apple pie with that! Stop asking! |
Eomer: Legolas, you've been using my sunless tanner again!
Legolas: Noooo Eomer: You have been! I can see the orange streaks! |
Eomer: Did you get rid of the acne then, master Elf?
Legolas: I told you not to mention that! You wouldn't let it lie! OR Eomer: I need to ask you for a lift home. Aragorn: Why? Eomer: Well, I put so much petrol in my car that I couldn't get in it. |
No-one will be old enough to get this :(
Eomer and Legolas:
Which twin has the Toni? |
Aragorn: Eomer, umm, time to move on, we have a new pic.
Eomer: Why does this always happen to me! Why am I always the one who gets cut! http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/...reewizards.JPG Saruman: Grima! Grima! I thought I told you to not allow anyone in here when I'm in my very important meeting with Gandalf telling him I'm going to rule the world! Gandalf: You might as well just sign the boys autograph....Wait...Grima's here? Rule the world? |
Saruman: I grow tired of this Portly the Pink hanging around, just because he's and Istar doesn't mean he should be with us.
Gandalf: Saurman, you shouldn't talk about somebody as if they are not here. Many deserve rejection and do not receive it and others receive rejection and do no deserve it. Can you give it to them? Then be not so eager to deal out Judgement. |
Saruman: Yeah, I'm so busy now adays, getting people to come here and sign autographs. I can't help it I'm so popular.
Gandalf: I don't want to brag, but I got a personal secretary who reads all my fan mail and puts it in my personal account. Saruman: Where's my agent! Grima! I want my own personal account! |
The three heroes in their first Day meeting:
PJ reads out his proposed tactics. Saruman thinks of a way to lord over his two fellow heroes. Gandalf tries to make Saruman stumble over his foot. OR Gandalf (looking enviously at PJ): Oh, what I would give to finally get rid of this bothersome robe... OR The wizards' eager fan forgot his pen. |
Gandalf: Good Lord, Grima has put on weight!
OR Saruman: So when is the bus due? OR yet! Gandalf: Oh this cloak is so itchy! Saruman: Don't you dare! There are children watching! |
Can't see the Gandy/Saruman pic...
Eomer Pic:
Aragorn and Gimli have just spilled the beans that Legolas is seeing Eowyn. |
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WAAH! The link doesn't work either...keeping on,
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why isnt the link working?
Eomer: Legolas of Mirkwood, I hear the Silvan elves prefer pretty unicorns to the Meras.
Legolas: <gasp> How could you feign this infront of so many!? Eomer: <whispering> You cant hide whats inside, Master Elf..... OR Yoda from off stage: Lesson No. 1. Striking an elf with a knife behind his back, one should not. About to punch him in the face, this man is. ________ Michigan Dispensary |
still works for me, guess it's all these different technologies, I'll try to find the same picture, but from somewhere different.... :confused:
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For those that cannot see the other link:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...reewizards.jpg P.J: Eggs. Milk. Bread. Chocolate moose. Cheese. Saruman: Do we have to go shopping? You know I hate it! Gandalf: Yeah, can't we stay in the car? P.J: No! |
PJ goes over the newly added scene with the wizards while Ian thinks about how easy it would be to trip Christopher with his staff.
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Gandalf: He seems busy, I wonder if he'd notice if I stole his shoes . . .
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When wizards attack.
Gandalf: "You grab his arms and pin him down and I'll take the i-pod." OR Gandalf: "Saruman? Does my bum look big in this?" |
We see a pleasent scene at Agrenost Park as little PJ listens to his mp3 Grandpa Grey got for him for Christmas, and the book Grandpa Whitey got him for his birthday.
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Saruman: "Now boy, if you don't hurry up with the pizza I'll feed you to Lurtz!"
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As soon as Saruman and PJ are looking away, Gandalf fixes his belt to avoid any accidental uncloaking.
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P.j: I, Peter Philip Horris Jackson
Wizards: *Snigger* P.J: Being of sound mind and body, do here by leave all my possessions to Gandalf and Saruman... I won't agree to this! Saruman: Oh, I think you will. Gandalf! Get rid of your cloak! P.j: NO!!!!! :eek: |
PJ: I want to bounce a couple of ideas of you two.
Ian and Christopher: Okay go ahead. PJ: What do you think about creating an Istari romance bit. It would compliment my idea of Aragorn and Arwen. If I do this I may be able to detract even more from the main story line. Christopher: Ummmm...NO! |
PJ: alright, this is where you two guys battle to teh death
Gandalf: surely yo udon't mean it! PJ: of course i mean it, and don't call me SHirly! Saruman: i could have been a Lion Tamer but nooooooo |
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Or... PJ: Aww, a birthday card! You guys really shouldn't have! Happy birthday, director dear, We are so glad that you work here Thanks for squelching that "Arwen" fear, And please, please change back Faramir. CL*thinking*: They used my line, yesssss! |
P-J: And then Saruman does a big singing and dancing number to convince Gandalf to join him.
Gandalf: I don't like the sound of this. P-J: Then Gandalf joins in and they end with fireworks and lights and a thousand Orcs do a special dance. Saruman: ... ... :confused: |
He's obviously drunk.
Gandalf gazes in amazement at Saruman's technicolored robe.
OR (more sober this time) Gandalf, while envying PJ, wonders if he could pull off wearing pink. |
Ooops, wrong film.
PJ: Hey, Christopher, Ian, the hair's growing nicely. How are your ape imitations?
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That one annoying reporter...
PJ: "Gandalf the Grey. You are about to be betrayed by someone who you considered a very close friend. How do you feel?"
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PJ nonchalantly walks in the warm air as Ian and Christopher ponder whacking him for making them wear their hot, heavy cloaks all day. Ian is even counting the pros and cons on his fingers.
OR PJ: "Nowhere in my script does it say that Saruman wears elevator shoes... now take them off!" OR PJ takes some rather drastic measures to put himself in the movies. |
PJ's devious April Fool's Day trick on his two wizards went astray when he got tangled up in the trip wire he had set up earlier.
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Saruman: What is that, master imp?
PJ: Why, its a new picture, of course! http://img-nex.theonering.net/images...book/11544.jpg Aragorn was so enthralled by his mini Rubix-cube that he didn't notice that he had been stabbed. OR Aragorn *reading a fortune cookie*: You will encounter the army of the dead, pass to Erech and go to Pelenor where you will see Gandalf the grey... uncloaked?* these things are really precise these days. EDIT: Happy 9,000th reply to Crazy Captions! Let us hope for 9,000 more that are good! |
Aragorn: "Hmm, it may have been a mistake to borrow that spare sword baldric off Merry instead of Boromir."
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Aragorn has been teased for the last time! The Bar of Soap that Gimli and Legolas put there is too far!
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What the.....
Oh, dangnabit! I've forgotten the combination to my saddle pack again! What is it? What is it.....
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Aragorn: *reading* "And if you don't give us the money, we'll kill our hostage, Legolas." Hmm. Gimli, burn this.
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Strapping Hobbits to horses was harder than Aragorn had ever thought it would be.
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