Boromir: "The precious will be ours. Gollum, Gollum!"

Boromir: "I... don't... know... what am I doing here? Ooh, I'm so confused."

OR

Boromir was never very good at sneaking. He always stuck too much of his head out and was caught.

OR

Boromir lifts up the couch cushion: "Where are those blasted keys?"

The fellowship decied to have some fun and play Hide and Seek. All Boromir had to do was make it ten feet to base and he'd be the winner....

The expected...

Boromir: This isn't Osgiliath!?!?

Or the unexpected...

Boromir wonders why he didn't listen to the warnings of Walker Boh as his flesh turned to stone from the bite of the Asphinx.

Or...

Boromir discovers that he's been groping a Stone Troll. Ew!

And he placed his hand on a hipbone. Thwipbone! Hipbone!
And he placed his hand on a hipbone.

Boromir is hiding behind the couch ... waiting for the jolly, fat man to appear.

But first...

Boromir: So that's how he does it...

Boromir is examining Auguste Rodin exhibition in Rivendell Museum of Fine Art

Boromir is watching something not suitable for mortal eyes...

OR

Boromir had never believed that The Ring could be a Wolf...

Boromir: Good Lord!

Aragorn: What?

Boromir: My hands are filthy!

Aragorn: :rolleyes:

OR

Boromir decides to steal some genuine Moria rock to sell back home.

... while the rest of the Fellowship roasted marshmallows over a campfire and wondered, how easy it was to finally get rid of Boromir.

or

Boromir was bewildered by a bizarre sight. Gandalf the Grey. . . cloaked.

Boromir overhears the evil CEOs of Mapquest plotting to get any gullible that uses their services hopelessly lost.

Boromir knew that, contrary to popular belief, taking candy from a baby required skill and patience.

or

Boromir: "I've found something! It appears to be some sort of rock! ...o wait, it's just a clump of dirt. Still, my heart is pounding!"

or

Boromir watches in anticipation as Gandalf meanders toward the carefully-placed bear-trap.

or

Lonely Boromir—shunning the light and embracing the darkness.


By the way, wasn't I second in the Caption charts a little while ago? Now TORE is way ahead of me!

Boromir stumbled across a horrific thing while out for a midnight stroll that night: Gimli's mind apparently couldn't take the hunger pains and various trials on the journey any longer and had snapped. He was now going butcher on Bill the Pony, muttering such oddities to himself as "Just a mouthful...a bit off the flank" & "Red meat off the bone."

And Hookbill is waaay ahead of me! ( well, 'only' by 233 posts :eek: )

Boromir wakes up from sleepwalking and realizes his hands were a few inches from Frodo's throat. He quickly backs up and peeks behind a rock to see if anyone spotted him.

you knew this was coming...(both of them actually)
 

Boromir saw hundreds of orcs breakdancing!

-or-

Boromir discovered the hole in the wall of the Gondorian Goddess Day Spa.

A confused innocent watches as two wolves kill two cobblers. ;)

Boromir: *Faramir's making out with this chick...gross...just wait til I tell dad*

wow this one can carry on from my story of boromir and faramir escaping Denethor!!

Boromir:The horror!! The horror!! Faramir was caught!!! R.I.P. Faramir! (Pfft!!)

or

Boromir: Ha Ha! No-one will know that i pushed Humpty Dumpty!! :D :eek:

Boromir: "Inconceivable!"

OR

Boromir stares down the well: "Oh, boy, am I gonna get it now... I've got to get the Ring out of there!"

OR

Boromir just has no idea what's going on. Meanwhile, the rest of the Fellowship watches his every move from the hidden camera.

Boromir: My hand.....is crawling.....away.....
________
Swiper boyz

Isn't that always the way? You get to where you were going and you left the iron on at home.

OR

As a mosquito slowly drains Boromir's blood, he starts to go insane.

Boromir, "Blast it...those prolific little hobbits...they take all the choice spots!", as he searches for an appropriate "bath-room" spot in the wilderness.

Boromir: Oh no, not a new picture!
http://www.freewebz.com/lord_ofthe_rings/Elendil.jpg
Elendil: Did I leave the gas on?

OR

Elendil knew that Gandalf was a wise and mighty Istar, but he had to wonder if his most valuable contribution to the discussion was really taking his cloak off. (I know, I know, the timeframe doesn't work!)

OR

Suddenly that curry last night was looking like a very bad idea.

As if fighting Sauron in hand-to-hand combat wasn't bad enough, Elendil now had a bee in his helmet.

or

Elendil is angered by Sauron's teasing—"Haha! You got jam stuck in your beard!"

or

Elendil: "My God! He's actually a giant flaming eyeball!" :p

It took poor Elendil awhlie to grasp the concept of Anguirel's new Werewolf game.

Elendil: "So...there's sixteen wolves and three villagers??"

Even during battle orc-dung was not a plesant thing to step in and only a man of iron will could press on.

Or

Elendil: *deep in thought* I wonder if I will deliever th final blow to Sauron, or will it be Gil-Galad or Isildur?

Directly before charging, Elendil curses himself from not going to the potty earlier...

Elendil: "There's something written on my nose-piece, but I just can't make it out..."

OR

Sauron just made fun of Elendil's helmet.
Sauron: "Peacock-Man! You... Can't touch this, daa-na-na!"

OR

Elendil's helmet was specifically designed to make him look sharp. :rolleyes:

Blast you, mormegil, you got there first.
 

Elendil is seriously p***** at the downers who gave Isildur credit for the final blow to Sauron.

Elendil spots a Horn-burger restaurant in Mordor!

OR

Elendil has no idea of what’s going on.

Elendil tries to move but is too mortified by Sauron's presence... he will soon be driven insane and shall charge forward towards this merciless beast.

Here Elendil discovered the Alliance's worst enemy yet: The Great Sauron that said Ni.

Another Oscar-night disappointment for Elendil.

or

Gilgalad got all the ladies when out on the town.

As Sauron approaches, Elendil suddenly realizes that his armour is rubber.

Suddenly Elendil perceives with his far-sightedness that he is in fact wearing no pants and this is not a dream.

Elendil goes over the entire Braveheart monolouge in his head.

Elendil discovers the difficulty in following the doctor's finger while he wears his helmet.

OR

Elendil wonders what happened to the straw in his 'beer helmet'.

OR

Elendi finally understands why his mother always made him wear his flat forehead board as a baby.

Someone put Jelly in Elendil's helmet.

OR

Elendil hopes it was jelly someone put in his helmet.

Elendil's mind nearly snaps as he realizes how much money he's lost betting in WW games that The Saucepan Man is a wolf. *



*Excluding the most recent switch-up game of Ang's, of course.