Pippin doing his best impression as a badmiton birdie.

OR

Denethor: "Have you brought Pizza."
Gandalf: "What?! No! But I do bring..."
Denethor: "No! I will hear none of it until the delivery boy arrives with my supper."

OR

Gandalf: "Your enemies are at your doorstep. Specifically, there are 200,000 orcs on your front door. What are you going to do?"

Gandalf: Denethor, Denethor, we did something really bad!
Denethor: Did you guys wreck the car?
Gandalf and Pippin: No.
Denethor: Did you raise the dead?
Gandalf: Yes!
Denethor: But the car's alright?
Gandalf and Pippin: Yes...
Denethor: Alright then.

Gandalf: Dont tell him anything of the Ring
Pippin: Gotcha
Gandalf: Or Aragorn
Pippin: Righto
Gandalf: Or Frodo
Pippin: Anything else?
Gandalf: Dont tell him of Boromir, cause Boromir was his son, and he doesn't know he's dead.
Denothor: What?!
Gandalf: Crap...

Peace on earth, good will towards Orcs

Gandalf: Lord Denethor! I bring news of a new picture!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images...book/11517.jpg

Gandalf: This would be the perfect place to Uncloak!

Aragorn: I heard that!

OR

Gandalf: Good grief my hands are filthy! Not as bad as Aragorn’s though.

Aragorn takes notes on the correct way to wash his hands.

While Gandalf is distracted, Aragorn scribbles "Kick me" on the back of his cloak.

Gandalf finally managed to squash an annoying moth that had fluttered around him since Isengard.

While Gandalf makes a little disappearing handkerchief trick, no one notices the man with an eye on fire in the background!

Aragorn: Gandalf, would you like to dance with me?

Gandalf: What? Oh ummm well oh look at that Legolas is drinking beer with Gimli...ahh good show there Leggy.

Aragorn wonders if he dare ask a wizard for his autograph. Arwen would be so delighted if he could get it!



OR



Gandalf, keen to appear more 'magical', struggles to remember how to do that trick with your fingers that makes it look like you've just nipped someone's nose off.

Gandalf: "I feel so self-conscious. I thought this was a 'wear white' party, and now I see that everyone else is in black!"

OR

Gandalf: "Wow, would you look at that..."
Aragorn: "Heh! That's my future wife!"

OR

Aragorn prepares his scissors. He's not taking any chances on this year's Longest Hair Contest.

OR

Aragorn(thinking): "Wow, he really does have eyes in the back of his head."
Gandalf(thinking): "Why is he staring at the back of my head?"

Having just been informed that Gandalf had some very strong body odor, Aragonr nonchalantly leans in for a closer smell.

(admit it, you've done it too!)

Aragorn's Brain: Wow, he really does have silky hair...I wonder how he does it.

Gandalf participates in the little tots song..."If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands" (clap clap).
But, Aragorn decided he'd rather wait for the part of the song that calls for foot stomping..."If you're happy and you know it, stomp your foot..."

Rivendell School of Arts and Humanities, entry exam...

Gandalf (mumbles into his beard): What is Quenya for adagio? I once knew every musical term in all the tongues of Elves or Men or Orcs that was ever used for such a purpose... lemme see... Of course, of course! Absurdly simple, like most riddles when you see the answer...
Aragorn (to himself): Why would not he put away his hand so I can crib from his paper? Arwen won't respect me if I get less than B!

Aragorn finally knew he'd had too much pipe weed when Gandalf's hair offered him a lighter.

Loaded paintbrush... Jerky old dude dressed in white... Back turned... Oh, so tempting...

Gurthang's:Gandalf: "Wow, would you look at that..."
Aragorn: "Heh! That's my future wife!"

Gandalf:I thought Arwen was your future wife?!

Morm, I admit nothing!!

Man, this group of captions gives me side stitches!

Gandalf: Ooh, I'll get them for voting me off Hobbit Survivor!

Aragorn: "What's this? Prayer in schools!? :eek: " (*GASP* :rolleyes: )

The first day at the Gondorian Hairdressing and Manicure Salon was just humiliating.

Gandy: Oh, good show old bean!
Aragorn: That's worth ten Master Class Points!

Or...

Gandalf and Aragorn are the only ones who can bear to watch Theoden breakdance. Gandalf is amused, but Aragorn isn't so sure...

Or...

Aragorn writes to Arwen.

My Dearest Schmoopie...

I am in Rohan today. The sunset reminded me of you, and our last evening together...
Gandalf likes it here, too. He uncloaks punctually at 8:15.
Right now, we are watching the famous Rohirric Synchronized Swashbucklers. I wish you were here with me...
Byebye now Schmoopie,
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Love from your Pootie-pie,
'Gornie

The Most Indecisive Elf Awards

Announcer: "What about Arwen? First, she states that she's not going anywhere, then she gives in and walks out. Now, she wants to come back! It just doesn't GET anymore indecisive than that!"

Gandalf: "Oh yes, that's a good one. Ha ha!" (*applauding*)

Aragorn: "Grrrr."

The newly-introduced public smoking ban in Edoras provoked discomfort in some and covert lawlessness in others.

Aragorn begins to suspect certain things about Gandalf's past when Gandalf is overly amused by the antics of one grey-cloaked child at the First Grade Christmas concert.

Aragorn's suspicions of Gandalf’s motives for sending Frodo and Sam to Mordor as he hears him muttering, "That'll teach that little hobbit for not letting me in! I should have blown his door right through his hobbit hole!"

OR

Aragorn: Good Lord! Gandalf’s hair is alive!

Gandalf: I know! I caught it driving a horse and cart in Rohan last week. Makes you feel stupid when your own hair gets a part time job.

By the look in Gandalf's eyes he is quite irritated at Aragorn's always following him around.

OR

By the look in Aragorn's eyes, he is slowly trying to slip Glamdring from Gandalf's pocket to show Eyown how good a pocket picker his is.

After Aragorn told his classic "why did the warg cross the road" joke, Gandalf fake laughs, turns, and tries to figure out the riddle.

(his eyes look like that!)

Gandalf: "Oh I wish I'd pulled out my handkerchief when I sneezed. It's going to be so embarassing if he asks to shake my hand now."

Aragorn tries to create an artistic masterpiece out of the slug creeping up Gandalf's head.

Aragorn can't hide his disgust as Gandalf watches all his old tapes of various uncloaking incidents.

Gandalf: "Ah yes, here we are...'I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor! And what's more I'll (*uncloak*)' hehe, I really liked that one!"

Iocane Pipeweed?
 

Aragorn: What in the world could that be?
Gandalf (turning): What? Where? ...I didn't see anything.
Aragorn: Funny, I could have sworn I saw something...
Gandalf (turning back): What's so funny?
Aragorn: Nothing. I'll tell you in a minute. But first we smoke--me from my pipe and you from yours.
(they smoke)
Gandalf: You guessed wrong.
Aragorn: You only THINK I guessed wrong, that's what's so funny! I switched pipes when your back was turned!


(only because of my avatar/sig theme)

Eating with chopsticks was hard. In a freak chinese food accident, one of Aragorn's chopstics became lodged in the back of Gandalf's skull. On the bright side, however, Aragorn had inadvertantly discovered the location of the brain's "hand-clapping nerve."

*DUN DUN DUN!* Gandalf the Bald!
 

Aragorn: Can't . . . resist . . . must . . . pluck out . . . all that . . . white hair . . .

Another leggy blonde walks into the club...

Gandalf: I remember this pic...you actually thought you escaped my uncloaking. But, I got you guys good.

http://www.meduseld.btinternet.co.uk/boromir47.jpg

Aragorn: Boromir is it clear?

Boromir: I think so, there's no sign of Gandalf.

Boromir: *thinking* Has he left yet? Oh Dang! He's still there reading, how am I going to nick Narsil...oh crap he's spotted me! Well better smooth this over and go at least look at the sword.


or


Boromir shows his true grit during battle and waits until the worst is over.

Boromir watches the mysterious hand climbing up the rock.

Boromir realises for the first time that he has no thumb.

OR

Not to be outdone by a wizard, Boromir waits for the perfect moment to catch Aragorn off-guard and uncloak.

Aragorn: "That's the fifth time this week you've shouted me over to look at a giant dismembered hand crawling up a rock and they've all just turned out to be spiders! I really wish you'd get your act together and remember to bring your contact lenses out on quests."



OR



Boromir: "Egads! Legolas really is a girl!"

Boromir spots Gollum taking a bath!

or

Boromir spots Gimli taking a bath!

or

Boromir spots Aragorn taking a bath :eek: !