Fortunately, Sam was around with his pots and knew what to do with that old, cranky rabbit!

Unfortunately, it was the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Fortunately the killer rabbit could still be killed with a good whack on the head from one of Sam's pots.

Unfortunately, Sam missed with his pots, and accidentaly whacked himself on the foot, stubbing his toe.

Fortunately he fell on the rabbit, and the crazed-rodent was no more

Unfortunately, King Arthur had already thrown the Holy Hand Grenade and it hit Sam.

Fortunately, the rabbit woke up due to the weapon, dragging Sam along with it as it ran down into WonderLand, leaving the explosion behind.

~ Ka

Unfortunately, the real estate companies had bulldozed Wonderland and put up a bunch of apartment buildings there.

Fortunately (for Sam) Sauron was late in paying his rent to the landlord of those apartments, and found himself kicked to the curb, where he was trampled by the rabbit, Sam, and Holy Hand Grenade.

Unfortunately, Sauron regained the Ring in the confusion.

Fortunately Sauron was much weaker now in the year 200 of the Fourth Age.

Unfortunatly, the ring made him stronger!

Fortunately it made him too strong and when he tried to pull it off he pulled his finger off as well!

Unfortunately, he dropped his finger, which was invisible because of the Ring, so no one at all could find the Ring! (Meaning goods guys no see to destroy!)

Fortunatley the landlord (who can see invisible objects of course) found the Ring and Sam's finger and returned them to Sam.

Unfortunately, 500 Agent Smith clones showed up.

Fortunately Gandalf showed up.

Unfortunately poor Sam was so confused at having been given the Ring and Sauron's apparently renamed finger that he exploded, killing Gandalf.

Fortunately killing the smiths also.

Unfortunately, Godzilla ate Frodo before he could get the Ring back.

Fortunately Godzilla was on top of the Empire State Building, he suddonly got a horrible fear of hights and threw up, letting Frodo out completely unharmed. :D :rolleyes: :o

Unfortunately, Frodo was now falling down a long, long way!

Fortunately, he had a parachute.

Unfortunately it had a hole in it.

Fortunately it wasn't a big enough hole, so he landed in a tree

Unfortunately that tree was the Womping Willow from Harry Potter.

Fortunately, harry Potter didn't and will never exist in Middle Earth

Unfortunately, the universe imploded.

Fortunately it rematerialised exactly as it had been so fast that no-one realised.

Unfortunately, the Ring was now in the hands of a bunch of evil monkeys.

Fortunately the evil monkeys did not have hands, that is just a phrase type thing. :D

Unfortunately, the wicked witch they were working for did have hands.

Fortunately she did not have eyes and could not see the Ring.

Unfortunately, Sauron had an eye for the ring! ;)

Fortunately the wicked witch had just accidentally poked it out with her knitting needles.

Unfortunately Sauron scorched the Wicked Witch to death.

Fortunately, a large gorilla snatched the ring before Sauron could get it.

Unfortunately that large gorilla was an evil large gorilla.

Fortunately, Sauron and the Wicked Witch decided to settle their differences and went after the gorilla, who was toasted along with his little dog too.


~ Ka

Unfortunately, this meant that they now had the Ring.