Boromir: I endure blistering winds and scorching deserts. I climb to the tallest, bloody room at the tallest, bloody tower and what do I find!! Some gender confused wolf telling me my ring has been claimed by a hobbit!

Boromir: "I see the Estern sky grow dark... it must be nighttime!"

OR

Boromir is speechless after discovering a Starbucks in Rivendel.

OR

Boromir: "I smell... *sniff sniff* Pizza! Ahmmm!"

Boromir: The hills are alive with the sound of music...! With songs they have sung for a thousand years...! My heart beats in tune... with the sound of music...!
(Boromir's horse rolls over and dies.)

OR

Boromir: Hey! That cloud looks like a bunny! Faramir! Doesn't that cloud look like a bunny?
Faramir: I'd say it seems to be more like a wooly rhinoceros.
Boromir: ...Shut your noise hole.

When he saw some Lembas floating in front of him, Boromir had to admit he was addicted.

OR

Faramir: Don't look at it!

Boromir: I can't help it! It's so beautiful! AAAGH!

later that day....
Faramir:I think we lost
Boromir:Yea "Gandalfs uncloaking behind you!" Geni.. Uhoh!
Faramir:What?
Boromir: Dad found us!!! RUN!!!!
Denethor:Come back boys!!!!!!!!!

Boromir: Cool, a statue of Elendil the Tall! And it's life size!

OR

Boromir spots a Pretty blonde-haired Elf in the window, but unbeknowest to him it was Legolas.

OR

Boromir's horse hits a speed bump.

Boromir chances upon The Prancing Pony and has a Homer moment. "Mmmmm, beeer......"

Little did Boromir know that Pippin had painted a target on his shield.

Boromir: I knew that I should have made a left turn at Albuquerque!

Boromir: "...Stupid MapQuest!"

Boromir realized that he left his horse in Rivendell.

What you see there is a balding man's head.

Boromir: Wow! A NEW picture!

Horse: It's only a model.

Boromir: Shh!

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Grima: what do you mean ugly? I'll have you know Théoden is now at the height of fashion!

Théoden: They went talking to me.

OR

Théoden: Not now Gandalf.

Grima: What's that you say Gandalf Stormcrow? Fish net stockings are for the legs? Well I could have sworn they were for the arms. What say you Theoden?

Theoden: Grima I've been trying to tell you this for years

Theoden: "Ihm oove tuo guh to teh bootrum."(I have to go to the bathroom."
Grima: "Theoden has just declared me in charge of the country!"

OR

Grima: "But I called Seat-back!"

OR

Ozzie Osbourne suddenly appears beside Theoden's throne, although no one recongnizes him with out his sunglasses.

OR

Carnaval Attendant: "Please, sir, you'll have to find a seat to ride the carousel."

You would look as bad as them if Legolas swiped all your hair care paraphenalia!

Grima has an old man hired to stand (or sit) near him so that he doesn’t look so ugly in comparison... It didn't work.

As Gandalf tells his long tale Grima and theoden sit bewildered confused but most important annoyed

Grima's attempt to show off his latest action figure to his mates is thwarted when he can't find the button on the back that makes Theoden drool.

Inside the Barrow-Downs: what things are really like in the moderators' forum...

Grima: "I see dead people!"

Ghost: "Look, I don't look nearly as scary as you two so just lay off, okay?"

Little orphan (to the side): Please, sir, I want some more.
Grima: MORE!?!?!?!

Most of the LOTR actors were classically trained.....
 

HAMLET
What?

Ghost
I am thy father's spirit,
Doom'd for a certain term to walk the night,
And for the day confined to fast in fires,
Till the foul crimes done in my days of nature
Are burnt and purged away. But that I am forbid
To tell the secrets of my prison-house,
I could a tale unfold whose lightest word
Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,
Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres,
Thy knotted and combined locks to part
And each particular hair to stand on end,
Like quills upon the fretful porpentine:
But this eternal blazon must not be
To ears of flesh and blood. List, list, O, list!
If thou didst ever thy dear father love--

HAMLET
O God!

There were few kids who wanted to sit on Santa's lap that year.

or

Two typical wolves (already half transformed) - Grima is a loudmouth and Theoden is trying to fly under the radar.

An ugly old man and his ugly old wife...

Theoden regrets being persuaded by Wormtongue to test-drive his newly invented time-travel machine.

Gimli latest outbreak of flatulence was simply one too many for Grima and Theoden.

Grima searches behind the throne.

Worm: Where's my secret rum stash?

Théoden: he he he! *hiccup*!

Grima auditions to be an Ozzy Osbourne Lookalike..... "Sharon......!!!!"

Theoden and Grima try desperately to get away from the giant shadowy hand of death!

Snape mistook Theoden for being Dumbledore, big mistake

Grima: You're kidding me? Legolas was the wolf! That Captain Obvious routine really had me fooled.

Grima and Theoden are confused and horrified by Legolas' nude rendition of The Silmarillion.

Grima: "Look! The Pizza is here."
Theoden: "Oh, gross. You got pineapple again, didn't you."

OR

Grima: "Look at that beautiful girl!"
Theoden: "Drat, I can't see around the column!"

OR

Grima: "Ha-ha! Theoden has to sit in time-out chair!"
Theoden: :mad:
Gandalf: "For that comment, Grima, you'll be next."
Grima: :(

Grima: How dare you call Lord Theoden old! Can't you see he's in his prime!

Theoden (as Santa) : HO! HO! HO!

Grima (in best xmas elf voice): C'mon kid tell Santa what you want!

Theoden: HO! HO! HO!

Theoden: How about a nice football?

Legolas (off screen): Football? Football? What's a football? With an unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.

Theoden: Okay, get him out of here.

Grima: Beat it kid!

Legolas: No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Bow and Arrow!

Theoden: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Théoden wonders if the wooden horses on his throne will pull him along...

Eowyn (in the background): Sorry, unc...he really is better-looking.

Apparently, Theoden has been watching the uncut version of this for years now...

Grima: "What's this you're watching? What's he saying? 'They're..taking the hobbits...to Isengard? "

Theoden: "You don't say! Gandalf put a burr under your saddle?"

Grima: "Gandalf, I really would advise that you do not provoke Theoden into uncloaking. Can you not tell from his head-dress that underneath these shabby robes he is wearing his Wonder Woman outfit?"