Gandalf's Advert
 

Gandalf a way to exploit the role he played in the war of the ring for financial success.

Gandalf: I always fight my battles in my Noldorian Combat boots, shouldn't you? They are available in an assortment of colors at a any fine retailer.

Ian McKellan (to people offscreen): Alright, which one of you lot did this? It took PJ hours to set this all up right and now look! He's not going to be happy and I tell you now I am not taking the blame!

PJ: Ian! What have you done!

Others: ;)

As ever, Gandalf manages to arrive just as the battle finishes, and always with a good excuse:

"Shadowfax ate my staff."
"My cloak was dirty."
"My cloak was dirty and there was a queue at the laundrette."
"My cloak was dirty and there was a queue at the laundrette, and they were out of Dazzle 'Em, the only washing powder that guarantees this level of pristine whiteness."
"I was arrested for indecently uncloaking in public."

Somehow he's never been late for lunch.


OR

Gandalf stars in the new advertising campaign for Dazzle 'Em.

"Sponsor of Middle-earth Battles Inc. It'll be all-white on the night."

While relieved to see the Riders of Rohan arrive, Gandalf nevertheless felt that horses, rather than trucks, would have been more in keeping with the occasion.

Merry, of course, rode in the van with Eowyn. ;)

Bill Pic:
Legolas loved the petting zoo.


OR

After the third time, Legolas began to think that Bill was PURPOSEFULLY interrupting his Tai Chi lessons.


Gandalf pic:
"Arwen said she'd kiss me if I was the last man on earth."

Now I can view the pix. THANKS!

I told you my Schwartz was the biggest!

Gandalf: I feel pretty oh so pretty!! What!?! We're filming!! *Thud*

or

Gandalf: I'm here to talk to you about the troubles of war. This is what it does to you. Ok, wait a minute. Why am I doing this? I was part of it!!!

or

Gandalf: Oh my gosh!! Denethor just uncloaked!! He totaly stole my thing!!! GRRR!!! :mad:

Gandalf: Come play with us Frodo, come play with us...forever and ever and ever...

or

Gandalf beckons Pippin so they can skip around picking flowers.

Proverbs 18:24: "A man who wants friends must show himself friendly, not uncloak frequently in their presence." -TEV (The Estel Version)

Arwen: Gandalf, you're not a man, remember?

Gandalf: It's...! (Liberty Bell plays ala Python)

OR

The Werewolves won this round.

Gandalf wonders if he is starting to take less baths than Aragorn does.

The Mordor athletics team wreaked havoc during the Javelin event at the 3019 Minas Tirith Olympics.

Gandalf just wants to "Get on with it!"

OR

Gandalf was out of a job after the War of the Ring, so he does his civic duty, and enlists as a tour guide.

Gandalf: A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he intended to!

Casually checking to see if everyone else is tending to the fallen, Gandalf slyly ambles toward the unoccupied bag of money.

Keeping with my theme...
 

Gandalf, to the army that did the killing:

Good night, men! Good work! Sleep well!

I'll most likely kill YOU in the morning... ::tening fingers::


(The light is from...explosions. Not day.)

You want me to what?!?!?!

Gandalf: "You've got to be kidding me! I guess there really are Starbucks everywhere!"

OR

Gandalf's lost. And guess what. He used MapQuest.
Gandalf: "Stupid MapQuest."

OR

Gandalf has spotted the breakdancing orcs. Dancing to 'Sandstorm'!

OR

Gandalf: "Now which of these sticks is my staff?"

Gandalf's new trainers (sneakers to all ye across the pond) made everyone accuse him of being a witch. It’s a shame he had to burn them all.

OR

Glamdring tries to escape.

Those nightmares where you are walking down the street in your dressing gown and pyjamas were a fact of everyday life for poor Gandalf.

Gandalf defeats the enemy with the trusty Moonwalk.

Gandalf: What's in your wallet?

Gandalf: What are YOU looking at?!?!

For Conker's Bad Fur Day Fans:

Gandalf:I told them not to make me get the duct tape.

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Poker Fans:

Gandalf to Audience: If you had pocket aces and lost to a 4-5 offsuit you'd be mad too!

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General:

Gandalf:You wont like me when Im angry
Offscreen Director of the Hulk: no youre supposed to say that BEFORE killing everyone!
Gandalf:Oh...........uh.....woops?

Gandalf: Has anyone one seen Pip? He's wearing black.

Gandalf: DENETHOR! I told you one year ago how this could have been prevented and yet you didn't listen. Now you will need to answer for such destruction. It is truly a pity and shame that so much grass had to die because you didn't install an irrigation system.

Gandalf: Elrond, when I said we would be placing our trust in men now I didn't mean it as a threat - there was no need to do this!

in a strange twist John Wayne suddenly appears as the mouth of sauron. he and Gandalf have a classic western stare down music and tumbleweed included....what is tumbleweed?

Faramir: Wasn't Minas Tirith here?

Gandalf: erm... no?

I couldn't resist another (possibly undertapped, here) Pythonism.

Gandalf: (In a calm, narrative voice.) Nobody expects the Entish Inquisition. Their cheif weapons are fear, fear and supply. Fear, supply, and a ruthless effiecency. Fear, supply, a ruthless effiecency and an almost fanatical devotion to the... the, ahh...
Gathered crowd (far left background): GET ON WITH IT!

ALSO

Gandalf: Ah! Well. Its a good thing I'm old enough to know how to 'duck and cover' properly. Good ol' Bert the Turtle.

Pippin (offscreen): whadda mean Gandalfs got no friends??? look at the truckload coming up behind him?!?!
lol my reps funny it says i've got the wisdom of myself! lol

Gandalf glances around to see if anyone is watching before pocketing for very full wallet he just found.

OR

Gandalf: "Maybe I shouldn't have had those extra beans."

OR

Gandalf was one of the few who realized he was being Punk'd before Ashton Kutcher came out and told him. He quickly spotted the camera and proceeded to stare it down.

OR

Gandalf in his new music video, Gondorian Rhapsody.

Gandalf: I think its time for a new picture. Everyone has deserted me. Lets try someone seldom seen...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ons/gloin1.jpg

Gloin: You're going to take Gandalf with you? Don't you know about his cloak problem?

OR

Gloin didn't really expect Elrond to eat a thousand cakes in one sitting.

Actor: What do you mean I'm not tall enough to play Saruman!?!

A great dwarven secret is revealed: bra padding works just as well on beards.

OR

This is why the art of braiding really should just be left to the elves.

OR

The world finally learns what a female dwarf looks like, when Gimli brings his mother to the Council.

"Grandpa did you sit on the apple pie?"

Grandpa Dwarf: I sure hope so.

This particular fan had a busy schedule of a LOTR convention followed by a Star Trek Convention and therefore chose to dress as a klingon version of gandalf

EDIT: wheres that picture from if you could give us a link?

There was some debating between the other races concerning the origin of the dwarves. Men seemed to be locked on to the idea first held by the elves: that they were the creation of Aule. But now, after years of affirmity, new thoughts about interbreeding with a very stocky Yeti came to arise.

The dwarves said they'd think about it. :rolleyes: