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They were Dork, Dumb, Dark, Dank, Dim, Dweeb, Dead, Dock and Dil.
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Oh yea my question. What happened at the Ford of Bruinen?
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Arwen, Frodo and the Nazgūl had a tea party. Arwen supplied all the food and tea, so when she ran out of scones, the head Nazgūl got really angry because scones were his favorite and he attacked Arwen, so she dumped him and all his other Nazgūl over the edge of the scenic balcony, where they went... TO SHEBALBA!!!! (If you haven't seen the Road to Eldorado, you wouldn't know)
How did Galadriel's mirror show images of the future? |
When you swim in it, it tells you the future.
Question:Why does Gimli have a beard? |
As an environmentalist, Gimli has a beard to provide nesting space for poor displaced birds (cutting down forests is never a good idea, just ask the Ents!).
****************************************** What was Faramir's hobby? |
Collecting bits and pieces, shards if you will, of legendary swords so that one day he could be king.
---------------- What did Pippin see in the Palantir and how did he react? |
Pippin saw that Hobbit Foot Locker was having a SHOE SAAAAAAAAAAALE! His reaction was a high-pitched squeal and then he jumped up and down for a few seconds, after that he grabbed Merry and went to Hobbiton Mall where they each bought three pairs of shoes before realizing that hobbits don't wear shoes. Unfortunately, Hobbit Foot Locker had a no-return policy. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* How much wood would a woodchuck- no wait a minute. . . [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Okay, who were the first hobbits of the Shire? |
Bobcat, Vince McMahon, Dolly Parton and Britney Spears. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
--------- How were the Elves created? |
The Elves were created out of sugar and spice and everything nice.
******************************************* What were Boromir's last words? |
"I always knew hobbits were dangerous to your health."
What was Legolas's favorite weapon, and why? |
His favorite weapon was his voice. He blew up a good many bluebirds with his Princess Fiona impression.
How did Pippin become the Took and Thain? [ June 29, 2002: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ] |
A butterfly flapped his wings on the other side of Middle Earth. There may some truth to the Chaos Theory you know.
What is a Maia? (What is one seriously?) |
A Maia is the Middle-Earth version of a barfly. (Gimli, if you want the real answer go to here, and look it up under "M").
******************************************* What was Faramir's secret hide-out? |
Chuck E. Cheese.
What is Lurtz's favorite food? [ June 29, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ] |
[ June 29, 2002: Message edited by: Uialellethwen ] |
Lurtz is a vegetarian, so he prefers tofu out of anything else.
********************************************* What did Legolas do when he saw a Nazgul in the sky? |
1. Bilbo gave the ring to Frodo because Frodo kept whining that he wanted a ring of power, too. Bilbo got tired of it, and went ahead and gave it to him, muttering that the Elves that he was going to live with don't like gold jewelry anyways.
2. When Legolas saw the Nazgul, he screamed and ran for cover. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How did my dog contribute to the destroyance (is that a word?) of the ring? |
Bilbo gave the Ring to Frodo because he was allergic to gold. And when Legolas saw the Nazgul in the sky, he did what any self-respecting Elf would do: he cried like a girl.
******************************************* Whom did Maeglin love? |
HAHAHAHAHA!!! We posted at the same time. Alright then, dearest Nevfeniel (your question is cooler anyway), I will tell you that your dog contributed to the destruction of the Ring by jumping up and biting Gollum in the butt, thus causing him to fall over at the crucial moment.
My question is the same as above. |
Britney Spears. He was devastated when she dumped him for Justin.
********************************************* What war took place during Lord of the Rings? |
The Cold War, what else? [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Don't you people learn anything in history class?
============================================ Who was Eru? |
Oh God, don't you people remember ANYTHING??? Eru is my dog, and is named so because of the sound that she makes in substitue for a bark (seriously, she does go, "ERUUUUUUU!")
What happened at Swanhaven? |
It got taken over by Walmart and all the little people who work there.
********************************************* Name the gods of the Elves and what each one did. |
Rufus, the big kahuna of all elven gods. He played a mean lead guitar in the Ainur choir.
Malmo, number two. He was in charge of cutlery. Raspberi, numero tres. She raced around the undying lands and counted heads. And finally ChivasRegal, the faithless. He started the whole union of labourers thing. --------------------- What did Denethor name his sons after? |
He named Boromir after his pet guinea pig and named Faramir after a city in Antarctica ( Population: Humans-2, Penguins-1,000). Wait, there's a city in Antarctica?
********************************************* What do hobbits do to prevent sunburn? |
They wear suntan lotion.
Question: What is Gandalf favorite thing to do? |
Skip through fields of flowers, while singing Oh, what a beautiful mooooorning, oh what a beautiful daaaaaay! Sorry if I get that song stuck in some people's heads.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How did Boromir die? |
He went into the tofu factory and never... came... out... agaaaaain... okay maybe he did, but not as Boromir.
How did the two trees of Valinor die and who was their killer? |
The trees were killed by the Fellowship of the Ring by smell. Whooh, can we get some deoderant around here?
******************************************** How do elves entertain themselves? |
They drink, drink, drink till the cows come home!! And even then they drink! And they entertain themselves by sharing all the funny pictures they see in their heads!!!! Nyahahahaha!
*Ahem* Whom did the ruffians call Sharkey? |
The ruffians called Arwen Sharkey.
Who is the rightful heir to the throne of Gondor? |
Pippin, of course. Gandalf always knew that he would've made a great king!
******************************************** Whom did Sam marry? |
Shakira.
Who planted the mallorn tree? What was so great about it? |
My dog did and the reason it was special was because it grew meat balls. "On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese....."
******************************************** How did Frodo destroy the ring? Who helped? |
Frodo destroyed the ring by dipping it in hot chocolate and eggplant shell sauce fifteen times and then leaving it where Scooby Doo could find it, thus Scooby Doo helped destroy the ring
What line of kings is Aragorn derived from? |
Didn't you know he was French? I hope he did not suffer the same fate as his great-great-grandpa, Louis XVI.
********************************************* Where did Faramir take Frodo and Sam? |
He took them out for a night on the town. I won't get into the scary details of how Sam got sloshed and attempted to kiss Gollum...Though he claimed later that he though Gollum was Rosie...Yeah, whatever, buddy.
******************************************** Who did Eowyn disguise herself as? |
An ophilaunt(sp?). Must have been a good disguise. Sam fell for it.
********************************************* What were the Ringwraiths' weapons? |
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Question:Who did Aragorn marry? |
The whole Aragorn-marrying-Arwen thing is purely myth. It is known for a fact, however, that Aragorn did marry Tina Turner. What Aragorn and Arwen did behind closed doors is their own bussiness. . . (sorry, couldn't resist)
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