Saruman inhales deeply just prior to attempting to blow out all of the candles on his birthday cake.
Grima is exhausted from lighting all 50 kazillion of them!

(See the cake knifes at the bottom front of the pic? :rolleyes: )

Heil Saruman
 

Saruman: "Nein!!!"

Saruman: You cannot pass!
Grima: Geez...Sire, read the script again!

OR

Grima has taken lessons in Witchcraft and Wizardry of Saruman. Unfortunatly he still had to cheat to have the tip of his staff to glow.

OR

Saruman: Tonight you will taste Man flesh!
Grima: Eh...master? Forgot your contacts? There's no orcs down there?

OR (to continue on my earlier theme)
Saruman's singing wasn't much better than Boromir's horn-concerts...

Grima and Saruman turn in good performances in the roles of Statler and Waldorf at the "Middle-earth Muppet Show Re-enactment Society Annual Gala".



OR



Saruman is fed up with the local kids trick or treating. "Clear off! I've not got any mini Mars Bars! I can't watch the telly for you lot knocking on the ruddy door!"

As Grima was learning, after Gandalf became "the White" it was almost impossible to tell him and Saruman appart.

Grima: "Um... why are you telling the Dunlendings to attack the Uruk-hai?"

Saruman always told the story about the one that got away

Saruman was enraged to find that Treebeard had canceled his cable TV.

Saruman: "This has gone to far! You taking over Isengard is one thing, me having to go without ESPN Sportcenter is another thing entirely!"

Saruman: A Balrog! With wings? What devilry is this?

OR

Saruman finds that, in an attempt to compete with Mount Zoom, the Uruks have attached wheels to Orthank!

At Saruman's Chippy.

"OK, who ordered a pickled egg and an extra big fork with their fish supper?"

Saruman was sure the balcony rail was higher yesterday!

Grima: Sir I thought your Moses was superb do it again!

Saruman: With acing skills like these you'd think they would have cast me but nooooo gandalf gets to be moses in the isatarian production of the ten commandments

the true reason saruman went to the dark side

Bringing back a good one...

Saruman gets the finger from 10,000 Uruk-Hai! :eek:

Negotiations with the Rohirrim
 

Saruman: "Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."

Saruman: "Fly free little bird! I'll miss you!"
Grima: "Alright, who are you and what did you do with Saruman?"

OR

:eek: + :o = Saruman

OR

Grima and Saruman decide to wear contrasting outfits. What good friends!

OR

Grima stabs Saruman in the back.
Saruman: "AHH!"
PJ: "No, No, NO! You don't kill him yet!"
Grima: :confused: "Oops!"

Saruman leads his Uruk army in their daily prayer:

Our creator, who art in Orthanc,
Saruman be thy name.
They kingdom come.
They will be done
in earth..if you have your way.
Give us this day our daily manflesh.
And forgive us our debts,
As we hold others to theirs.
And lead us not into tribulations,
but deliver us our enemies:
For Isengard is your kingdom,
and the power, and the glory of Middle Earth.
Amen.

Saruman: "We must stay the course in Rohan, not only for the sake of those who have died in the present struggle but for all of those who in your illustrious past were killed by Rohan's terrorist aggression."

Hmph, Wizards . . .
 

Saruman: OK, Dumbledore. You got me. I stole your hat.

Saruman does his best to sing a perfect C, hoping to smash Gandalf's new glasses (he was jealous because he hadn't gone to specsavers like Gandalf...)

Dun dun DUN!
 

Aaugh! Aah! Hack-hack! I just swallowed my gum.

Grima got a staff. Saruman got a bigger staff. They soon realise that the tower they are in is actually Treebeard's staff.

OR

The Ents decide to go one step further after flooding isenguard. They fill it with custard.

Question is, can Legolas walk on the custard??

And if he can, will he leave marks?

Of course Legolas can walk on custard. Anyone can. If you've seen that experiment on Braniac you'd know. :p

Anyway;

Saruman realises that he left the iron on.

December 18th 2001 at 11:30 pm
 

Saruman: Okay people I know that you are excited but I need you attention and we will get you all into the theater on time.

Grima: *whisper* Is that FAT guy dressed as an elf?

Saruman: Everybody please form a single file line and have your tickets ready.

Grima: *whisper* He really should have dressed as PJ at that girth...wait! That is PJ!?!?!

Saruman: Ok, here's the deal! I Found a new picture! But, you must first bring me a shrubbery!

http://www.elbakin.net/film/images/g...pin_armure.jpg
Pippin the fearless Guardian protects the wolves' attempted kill.

Unfortunately, I can't see the picture. :(

Pippin hated when Frodo tried on his wigs.

Glirdan, try this... (click)

This any better?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...pin_armure.jpg

No one had told Pippin it was Daylight savings time. :rolleyes:

OR

Not even Pippin saw the dark and mysterious person making off with all their wallets.

Pippin found his musical statues position quite demanding to keep up.

Thanks for the picture Hookbill.

Pippin was shocked to find out that Merry was actually a Wolf

or

Pippin was outraged when he found out wat Arwen did to Glorfindel.

or

Pippin was posing for the second edition of his salt shaker.

A law of Minas Tirith is that you must always smile in the presence of the steward. Even when he throws peanuts at you.

OR

Pippin dosent understand whats going on.

Pippin tries to appear confident as he strides across the room, struggling to hold a smile instead of grimacing...all the while regretting the borrowing of Beregond's underwear...

Pippin as he looks in a mirror: Oh yeah. Oh - yeah! who is looking really, really, incredibley good looking? that's right! YOU ARE.

Pippin tried Eowyn's fudge and now the poor thing can't open his mouth because it's glued shut! (And to shut him up was by most people in ME considered as a greater task than defeating the Nazgul. Eowyn was forever celebrated as the Great Silencer)

OR

Pippin listening to Gandalf's jokes...for the Nth time.

It was a struggle, but after the first awkward half-hour Pippin was able to ignore the Steward's gastronomical flatulance.

OR

And it was on that day that Denethor decided only to speak in spoonerisms.

Darth Pippin

Pippin: "Is it Halloween yet!" (It's close, by my clock.)

OR

Pippin: "Ready.... DRAW!"

OR

Someone sticks a 'Kick Me' sign on Pippin's back.

OR

Pippin sees Gandalf **********! (Hm. I wonder what word goes here?)

Here are the boots! But the wearer is long dead and wandering a barrow.
 

Denethor's ‘small’ jokes are really getting on Pippin's nerves.

OR

Pippin: Gimli has eaten the last slice of cake! How dare he!