Educational...
 

*Look at Sam* this is a Hobbit.
*Look at Gorbag* this is a Hobbit on drugs!

OR

Gollum's new make over wasn't very effective.

Gorbag couldn't believe it. His dentist was also the Mouth of Sauron's Dentist!!! :eek:

or

And this children, is what happens when you do drugs...

Gorbag is thrown out of the Break dancing Orcs group!

Orc after cosmetic surgery: "Sure, the nose looks good now, but what did you do with the rest of my face??"

Sorry Estelyn, half this is your joke! And to you Hookbill!
 

Or the once so beautiful elf after cosmetic surgery: "Sure, the nose looks good now, but what did you do with the rest of my face??"

OR

Hookbill:This IS Gandalf uncloaked! :eek:

Gorbag singing "See the pretty girl in that mirror there."

In Legolas' attic ...
 

Samwise: I'm sorry, Mr Legolas sir. I didn't mean to rip your portrait ...

Legolas: Aaaaaaiiiiiiiii!!!

Hobbit toruture techniques
 

Hobbits could be very cruel to their captives--this particular approach was to make your captive stare at Gandalf the Grey uncloacked.

After about 12 seconds, the captive was usually dead.

Samwise just gave Gorbag the greatest wedgie of his life!

Sam: This one is for my Gaffer.

Gorbag: Aiiii the pain and horror!

Try Cirroth Ungol's new... Loop the Loop! Guaranteed to chill and thrill!

OR

Samwise Gamgee was insulted past his reasoning when Gorbag exclaimed "I can't believe it's not butter!"

OR

Few knew that what actually did in Gorbag was Sam forcing him to bob for apples against his will. Alas that his last meal was not of manflesh, but of a perticularly large Granny Smith.

OR

Sam and Gorbag find the Barrowdowns chatrooms.
Gorbag: "Ahhh! 1337 internet speech!"

There is a rat in Gorbag's pipe.

... ...

Sam put it there.


OR

Gorbag wonders what you do when you find 10,000 Legolas fangirls on the doorstep.

Sam gets a close look at British teeth in the good old days before National Health Service.

Newsflash: Gangs of vicious, bloodthirsty Hobbits are attacking defenceless, fit, young Orcs!

Or

Sam: Hello there, you sexy devil! What's a pretty Orc like you doing here all by himself?

Gorbag: *Oh my God, did he just pinch me in the butt?!*

The previous pic...
 

This is a wonderful artist's rendition of Earnur Etceteron!

Current pic...

Sam drops an ice cube down Gorbag's shirt.

Or...

Sam just couldn't take any more...he couldn't stand to let Gorbag finish his aria!

Gorbag, knowing he was defeated, resorts to a last ditch effort by releasing viral orc breath of death making Sam quite nauseated.

Sam (whispers): You kill em'!

Gorbad: Oh-ho! Really!

It sounds funny if you hear it in the voice i assinged to gorbad.

Gorbag: "Et tu, Frodo! Then fall Gorbag!"

Sam tries frantically to push the statue over the edge, but it's too heavy for him.

OR

Sam finds out that Gorbag created MapQuest.

OR

Sam didn't really believe that someone could have one hundred earrings in at once. He moves in to count them.

OR

Sam has had it with Gorbag's singing.

In Doctor Gamgee's surgery: "I did warn you to cough, sir."

British and American versions!
 

The Argos in Croydon seemed even grimmer than normal.

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The Walmart in Trenton seemed even grimmer than normal.

Sam tries to sabotage the likely winner of the annual fly catching contest.

OR

Gorbag learns the Orc facts of life. :eek:

Gorbag & Sam were surprised when, instead of their pizza delivery man standing on their apartment doorstep, they found their ex-girlfriends...with weapons hand!

The first night with Rosie though, was not at all what he had expected.

Inevitably, the fateful day eventually came when Sam finally lost his patience with his mother-in-law, Dot.

Gorbag stumbles upon Shelob's favourite toilet area.

OR

Sam: Give me back Mr. Frodo's birthday cake!

Gorbag: I ate it!

Sam: Then I'll have to get it myself!

Gorbag: :eek:

Gorbag was agog to discover the only winning lottery ticket for the month of Thrimidge on the ground, but found that it was equally as shocking (if not just a bit more painful) when he Samwise revealed that he had put it there as bait.

OR

(Sorry, this is more of an American joke)
Bob Barker: "Gorbag! Come on down and play...The Priiiiice is Right!"

While Sam has the courage Gorbag just cannot bring himself to look down and see what he just stepped in.

Gorbag: Ahh, a New picture! I can't believe my virgin eyes. Don't look sonny, you're too young for this.

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Saruman: I suggest you all leave now before I taunt you a second time! Sons of a silly person!

Saruman: TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!

Saruman: The Ents are coming to get me?! Oh dear. Take Grima! He is the one who wronged you!
Grima:What...?

Saruman: (screaming below) Listen Samwise Gamgee. I swear, I did not ruin your garden. I saw a giant he-rat about *yay big* and it made a cacaw sound and was eating your vegetables.

Grima: Even I could have come up with a lie than that.

Gorbag/Sam pic
 

Gorbag the Seer's midnight dream is successful, but he's about to fall victim to typical Seer luck.

Gorbag: "OMG!! Sam is a werewolf!!?? I can't wait to tell the other villagers about this!!"

Deja vu. ;)

Christopher Lee's massive belch at Orthanc "dwarfed" (no pun intended...well, maybe :p) John Rhys-Davies feeble attempt at Edoras.

Grima still doesn't know why Saruman decided to use his eye for the end of his staff.

OR

Saruman does his best mime immitation.

OR

Saruman made Willy Wonka mad, so now he's starting to inflate.

OR

Saruman gasps when his 10,000 orcs suddenly start to breakdance. :eek:

This is what Saruman would do if he found 200, 000 orcs on his doorstep.

or

Saruman just proclaimed that he was a Sherriff. Little did he know that Grima was a Wolf.

Deja vu is correct!
 

Saruman: AAAAGH! Orcs! Who put them there?

Grima: You did.

OR

When the Ents fill Isenguard with water, Saruman's plan 'F' was to suck up all the water.

Saruman the Presidential Candidate
 

Saruman: If I am elected to be President I promise to never uncloak myself and make it illegal for Gandalf to do likewise.