Wolf-Theoden sits, awaiting to be lynched, mourning that he has failed his mission.

OR

Out of nowhere, Theoden's brain explodes, leaving him senseless as smoke wafts out of his gaping head.

OR

Theoden: "I give up. I'll never win Werewolf!" (<----That's for Wayne.)

Aw, Théoden . . .
 

Théoden: I want a Hornburger.

When Thengel and his wife asked young Théoden what he wanted for his birthday and Théoden replied, "I'll think about it" they didn't expect it to take this long.

OR

Wormtong assured Théoden that he did not need a bath.

Stealing off Nilp from long, long ago...
 

This picture of Théoden is part of a smear campaign against Pizza Hut's delivery service.

Theoden just isn't a morning person.

*snicker*
 

One word: Monday.

OR

Theoden woke up and realized he had been sleeping for 237 4/13 years.

OR

Theoden was never good at math problems, but when he started calculating, he couldn't let it go: If you got 3 hobbits and one of them eats 21 apples, how many bananas is left? What did Gandalf mean???

Théoden has become a fan of an Entish soap opera. "Tree and leaf street."

Is it just me or are Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes getting a little old? And I'm not talking "old," I'm talking this old! (see pic)

That's not Theoden: that's Eomer of the Rohirrim during a particularly stressful bout of Werewolf.

(Perhaps exaggerated. ;) )

Borrowing from Eomer
 

Mormegil sits pondering "how did it all go wrong...all I did was declare myself as the Hunter...where did I loose them?"

(sorry to bring that up again :rolleyes: but it's how I truly felt.)

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While the hobbits fought on, Boromir alway thought that a refreshing drink of Miruvor was needed before battle. History doesn't tell us, but the truth of the matter is that Boromir was simply too drunk to be effective

or

Pippin never quite discerned between orcs and trees so while Merry attacked an orc he was busy stabbing the nearby tree

Pippin: "This one is for the shire...die you evil fiend"

Pippin: Watch out for the archers, Boromir!

Boromir: Don't be stupid! There's no such thing as archers!

OR

Boromir drinks some magic growing juice while Legolas and Aragorn fight the Orcs!

I love this pic, Morm
 

The Breakdancing Orcs unveil their latest attraction: Trumpeting Tark!

or

A typical night out in Glasgow. :p (little Aberdeen humour there...)

(Stealing from Hookbill) Boromir thought that this was the time to try out the present he got from Miraculix (Asterix, remember that?)

OR

The audience's response of Boromirs consert was not to be mistaken

OR

Boromir never found the right time to blow soap-bubbles

OR

Boromir's Pose of Peace was misunderstood as a Pose of Pierce Me

Oh captain of Gondor come blow up you horn
The orcs are attacking, so where's Aragorn?

Oh, the obligatory;

Boromir sounds the horn of warning. The Orcs flee and Merry and Pippin realise its every man (or hobbit or Orc) for himself. Gandalf the grey was coming, and he was feared uncloaked! :eek:

It woudn't be Crazy Captions without it!

The Bloodlust weighed heavily on Pippin ever after he killed his first orc.

OR

Orc: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! I so did not see that coming. He totally stabbed me!

OR

Boromir thinks: It's time to look SOOO GOOD in tights!

The Orc in front of the hobbits dropped his contact lenses.

Boromir was envious of Legolas and Faramir, and even of Aragorn. While they got the fan-girls, he got fan-orcs. Sadly for him, they tore him apart in Orc fashion, attempting to steal his clothes.

OR

Boromir's death was mourned by all in Gondor. However, seeing this as an easy source of propaganda, the Gondorian Information Ministry of Propaganda (GIMP) led by Aragorn, decided to exaggerate his story, and in some cases, lie to the public. Rather than tell the people he was stabbed by drunk Rohirrim in a bar fight, they stated he died fighting orcs while striking a heroic pose.

Boromir the *hrm* poet:

Fate of the Orc

Oh Orc you Greenest
Oh Orc you Meanest
Here is foe, not friend
Here you will meet your end

HOOT HOOT (on horn)

Oh Orc leave your eternal strife
Oh Orc leave your meaningless life
I'm your greatest fear
I'm more than you can bear

HOOT HOOT

Oh Orc you will surely die
Oh Orc hear my warrior cry "AAAAIIIIIIIII"
Come and taste my sword
Come and meet and human Lord

HOOT HO *SCHTUCK*(arrow hitting Boromir)

Orc: Shut him up! Hurry! Not a word more! I've heard Wargs proclaiming better poems!

Pippin: These Orcs look very angry! Perhaps you should offer them a drink, Boro- Never mind.

Merry knew there was no chance of winning unless he came out to the others about his true lycanthropic powers...

Pippin: "No! Put it down! That's Merry's used ear trumpet!"

Boromir stars in a failled Mentos marketing attempt aiming to sell a new liquid-fresh variety.

OR

As he blew the Horn of Gondor, Boromir sudden understood what all those "Gandalf Uncloaked" jokes were all about... and it scared him.

OR

Merry slices open the orc's tunic front, but as it bends down in considerable pain a bright and cheerful feeling overcomes it on the discovery of a shiny new penny! What luck!

The real reason Boromir was killed at Amon Hen:

When blowing his horn, he was distracted by a cloud that was almost the exact same shape as a turnip.

A gullible and cowardly Boromir is disappointed to discover that Red Bull does not actually give you wings.

Long before the idea of inventing a machine that would capture your soul within a small frame for eturnity was thought of, many would carry along a pack-artist as an effective means to capture their most precious moments for friends and family. Unfortunately for boromir, this was not one of those 'effective' moments...

~ Aesthete

Merry is disgusted to find that not only do Orcs actually have blood, but that it is also now adorning his sword.

Merry: Oh my gosh!! It's Gandalf uncloaked!!
Pippin: I can't look!!!
Boromir: What!! I can't hear you! Can't you see I'm playing my instrument to calm these wild beasts??

I can't believe everyone was fooled into believing Boromir actually did all the killing at Amon Hen.

Yet another reason why games like "Capture the Flag" or "Red Rover" never made it big in Middle Earth.

Merry (or is it Pippin): Boromir! This is no time for a drink!

or

Boromir had to have his spinach before he went into battle.

Boromir the vain is the perfect muse and would not move from his pose while being painted despite the onslaught of orcs.

You won't get this if you haven't seen the commercials . . .
 

Boromir: Don't worry, I've got Capital One!
He flourishes the credit card through the air. The orcs stop and groan.
Orc: What's in your wallet?

While Boromir frantically tries to catch as much rain as possible, a band of mutant frogs attack two small zombies.

OR

Boromir didn't realize his horn was frozen. Now his lips are stuck to it.

OR

Orc at right: "AH! Timeout! I think I lost a contact!"

OR

There's a mad (and deadly!) rush to be the first in to see The Two Towers.

The audience's response of Boromir's consert was not to be mistaken -- Gothmog
 

Boromir: They like my music, they really like it! Look how they get all excited at the sight of my horn! And stupid Faramir back home said I should not even dream of making career in music! Ha!

Orks: This is one time too many!
Hobbits: Yes, the way he comes every day to 'entertain' us!
Orks: He thinks he has 'fine musical taste', that wood-grouse!
Hobbits: We paid him to go away, and he thought we were giving him money to play more
Orks: That is enough, let's beat him up!
Hobbits: Sure! Down with this deaf 'minstrel'!
Orks: Get him!

Boromir: They really love me!

Boromir sounds the horn of warning as a new picture comes. Don't worry; it's not uncloaked!

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This is Frodo after seeing Gandalf the grey uncloaked! :eek:

OR

There was a Giant spider on Gorbabg's back. Sam tried to get it with his sword.

OR YET!

Gorbag: £900! For a bottle of coke-a-cola! That’s outrageous!

This is the most common reaction to Boromir's music!

OR

Now Aragorn had crossed the line of what was "smelly but still sexy"...

OR

Sam didn't think the massive piercing of the orcs ear suited him (study right ear)

OR YET AN OTHER ONE

The dentist regretted that he asked the orc to open his mouth as soon as the words left his lips

Frodo's new moisturiser did not have the desired effect.