Aragorn contemplates chopping off Theoden's head after insulting his Mom.

or...

Aragorn: Arwen! What are you doing here?

Arwen: Who was that blonde chick you were hugging?

Edit:

Seeing Gandalf's pick, which is hilarious...How about the old...

Bilbo sees Gandalf the Grey...uncloaked.

or...

Bilbo tries to star in the new movie...Exorcist: The Bilbo Baggins Story.

Visitors to Bag End soon learned not to call before Bilbo had finished his first cup of coffee of the morning.

His *pointing up*


Bilbo pic: Must be a full moon

Diary of an innocent villager
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DAY one: We lynch our seer

NIGHT one: The cursed is found by the wolves.

DAY two: We lynch our hunter

NIGHT three: Our ranger is found by the wolves.

DAY four: The cursed transforms. (see inclosed photo)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...e/theoden2.jpg
Theoden sighs heavily: "Okay...think...where did I last see my gameboy..."

Theoden's nails were considered weapons in seventy-nine countries.

or

Theoden didn't age like wine, he aged like milk.

Meaning he got sour and stinky. :D


But on to originality:

Theoden's barber cancelled his appointment... for the 73rd time!

OR

Theoden decides that the leather coat would have been a better choice than the rabbit's fur he got. But alas, the Gap of Rohan is closed for the weekend.

OR

Even getting to ride in the pony chair on the carousel couldn't cheer Theoden up.

Theoden was 267 days into his no-bath regimen. He was so close to beating Aragorn's record, he could almost feel victory in his dry, rough hands that very moment.

Theoden sat pondering the punishment to be issued to Grima for leaving him in his bath for too long



On a serious note I think we might be getting too many pictures...we need to milk one for all it's worth

I think there should be at least 20 captions to a picture unless it’s a really good one! :D

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Théoden: You have no power here, Gandalf the grey!

Gandalf: No, you have no power here, Théoden King!

Théoden: Aww. But I like power!

OR

No one turned up for Théoden’s 111th birthday party. :(

OR YET

Théoden doesn’t get the joke.

Theoden had always been a big fan of Gandalf, but somehow he didn't manage to get that "old, wise, longbearded" look. All he got was "old, bearded" look.

OR

Theoden: Come on Grima, you're terrible at hide and seek! I've been sitting here 25 years now!

OR

Theoden mumbling to himself:...A sore day! A hmm... A green day...Blue day? Ahh red day! And then: Ride now, ride to ruin and the world's beginning. LIFE! No, not enough drama. The world's ending and death! That's it! Have to remember that one.

OR

Theoden Crusoe hadn't seen a ship for 10 years when the pirates found him.

Theoden ponders on how best to handle his newest problem

Theoden: Ummm Grima be a good lad and come here

Grima: Yes King what is it?

Theoden: Come near...*whisper* I think I've soiled myself.

Theoden: Maybe I shouldn't have genetically engineered my hair to glow...

Thanks to a simple misunderstanding regarding size, the pair of Trojan horses ordered by the King were far less impressive than he had hoped.

Theoden:

"Here I sit, broken-hearted,
Paid a dime..."





(With profound apologies to, well, pretty much everyone.)

The exact moment where Theoden who's motto was: I will never ever use up all funds to build a giant useless Ceramic penquin! realises he might have made a mistake, giving that artist free hands to make a monument to the Kingdom of Rohan.

It was ok to be a werewolf but shedding hair every day was nasty.

or

"Cause I'm all alone. There's no one here beside me. My problems have all
gone, there's no one to deride me. But you gotta have friends..."

Gandalf confused the 'draw out all evil' spell with 'turn into frozen statue'.

Theoden: ok so......there was kili fili ori nori....bombor hes the big one right
Bilbo:It doesn't matter they just came in for tea that day!
Theoden attempts to follow Bilbo's story but with so many dsdwarves he gets lost

Theoden regrets entering into a staring contest with Gandalf, which has been going on for 73 and a half years.

Théoden doesn’t even realise that someone has taken his newspaper.

At this stage in life mere triffles of war and betrayal could not dismay Theoden King especially when his favorite elf was on the line and he needed to roll a natural 20 to save him....needless to say that die sat in his hand for a long time.

(look at this right hand)

Focusing once again on the right hand ...
 

Theoden was seriously considering asking for a refund on his stress ball.

Theoden began to seriously regret choosing an Entish barber.

Right-Hand Jokes
 

Not even his favourite feathery friend Chico the Chicken could cheer Theoden up.
(and with those looks, it was the only chick who liked him;))

OR

Theoden sat and remember the proud man he had met. His hero, his idol. The only thing he had left of Aragorn was some dirt that had come off his hair...

OR

Theoden still clutched the crumpled letter of refuse that he had gotten in return for his 3 feet loveletter to Galadriel... just couldn't get over it... "like you as a friend"? Bah!

It hit Theoden, King of Rohan, slowly but the effect would be everlasting. He was in no way a David Bowie look alike and the long, teased hair would never work....no matter what Grima told him.

OR

Theoden knew he was never any good at freeze tag, but did the other Rohirrim have to take advantage it so sorely?

OR

Theoden, outside of public knowledge, had a terrible case of insomina, and it wasn't uncommon to find him up at early hours reviewing RohanTV's late night game/talk shows.

(There was actually a television station called "Rohan TV". I'm in the process of trying to buy their road sign for my bedroom.)

Theoden to himself: "Why the Dickens do they want me to look like Miss Haversham? I meant for the best when I adopted Estellowyn."

When Gandalf announces that the old and long bearded look was out of fashion, Théoden had to come to terms with no longer being in style.

OR

The horrid effects of Gandalf the grey uncloaked. This man is actually 24 years old.

Got the idea from Hookbill
 

Theoden at his AA meeting

"Alcohol ruined my life I'm 36 years old"

When you are superglued to your chair, sometimes it's a lifelong ordeal.

OR

Théoden: "I wish these horses would pull my chariot!"

Mature monarch with golden halls and many horses WLTM...
 

Theoden never gave up hope. He had been waiting for his blind date to show up for 25 years....

No Red Sox...no Yankees...Theoden realized that all of a sudden he cared very little about the outcome of the World Series.

double post
 

Playing off of Hookbill and Mormegil:

A reporter for the Rohirrim Report came upon a decrepit old man, seemingly the oldest that Rohan had ever seen.

Reporter: "How do you do it!?"

Old man: "Well, I smoke five packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of liquor, and stay up all night going to parties."

Reporter: "That's wonderful! How old are you anyway?"

"Old" man: "26."

Théoden's been listening to Hotel California backwards now for 3 straight weeks; but he just can't decipher any hidden messages.

201 pages, 8002 posts. And Crazy Captions still fails to amuse Théoden.

No, he was much more interested in the Fortunately/Unfortunately jokes and puns. :rolleyes:

Theoden whispered hoarsely to himself, watching the movie for the sixth time that night while the other's slept... "But how could there not be any spoon? He's holding it..."

OR

It was then as Gandalf the White stepped through the doors of the hall, haunty elf, surly dwarf, and mangly-bearded human intoe, that Theoden reconsidered the design for the back of his new throne.

OR

Behold! This is the fate of Sleeping Beauty, were she to sleep with her eyes open.

"Paul is dead! I got it that time! Miss him, miss him...cranberry sauce?"

(P.S. Sorry to non-beatles fans...you probably won't get that)

Although Downsaholics Anonymous proved to be a good support group, it was becoming increasingly more difficult for poor Theoden to keep his addiction to the Downs a secret.