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Sorry about my failing picture!
[ January 05, 2003: Message edited by: the real nazgul ] |
Erm, real Nazgul, it still isnīt working... you have to use image UBB, though, not quote.
For my pic: First Nazgul:ash-swush-*other "scary noises"* Second Nazgul: Oh shup up, please. Youīre not scary. YOU ARE NOT SCARY First: But *sobs* but I want to be scary *sobs* why canīt you accept me the way I am? |
k ill try again:
Piccie for my caption |
Black rider picture...
Now when one rides, it is proper etiquette to hold ones pinky up. |
Saruman: All right, all right! Everyone look at me! Can anyone tell I'm wearing the new Liquid Curves bra from Victoria's Secret?
Wormtongue: *Stares in wonder* |
For the black rider pic:
Black Rider #1: *singing* Following the leader, the leader the leader, we're following the leader wherever he may go... Black Rider #2: Oh no...not again... |
Saruman: today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday!
Orcs below: Happy birthday! S:But alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable orcs. Orcs: cheer Wormtongue: sir? S: shut up. I'm talking. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less tan half of you half as well as you deserve. Orcs:..? Wormtounge: sir, you're saying-- S: I said shut up! I...I uh...I have things to do... W: SIR! S: What? W: You're saying the wrong lines! S: Oh, I am? W:Yes! S. oops... |
Nazgul: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!
other Nazgul: I don't think that's gonna scare Arwen try something else. [ January 05, 2003: Message edited by: AddictedtoRumil ] |
For Sauron pic:
S: NO wormtounge! Its TWO regular burgers, one cheeseburger and only ONE fries with salt!! W: Im sorry master, i cant remember orders you give me for the drive-thru well! S: Just go. AND WASH YOUR HAIR WHILE YOU'RE AT IT! |
Rider Pic:
Rider 1: Do you smell something? Rider 2: Yes. I smell horse. |
Sauruman:*singin* We are family...
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Sauruman:*singin* We are family...
Wormtongue: *dryly* You don't know the rest, do you? |
Ok, this thread is getting forgotten so here's another pic!! {I just love Elijah's face in this one.}
http://www.numenoreen.com/Images/women3.jpg Elijah: Sean, we have been through this a million times. You are supposed to actually cook the fish before you give it to Andy to eat. Andy {in background}: [cough][choke][choke] Ugh, I can't breathe. Nasty fish. etc... Sean: I'm sorry, Mr. Frodo. I seriously forgot that time. Elijah: Oh, it's ok. And, Sean, we aren't filming anymore. You can drop the whole "Mister Frodo" line. Sean: Right, sorry Mr. Fr...uh, Mr. Elijah. Elijah: [sighs] |
I'm back! Darn exams. I got them next week. Anyhoo, my Holy Grail parody:
Frodo:What's that then? Sam:I dunno, must be an Elf. Frodo:why? Sam:He hasn't got crap all over him. Sorry if it's a little crude... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] My other one: Frodo:Eww... Sam:And they rate this movie PG 13 with this sort of stuff in it? Frodo:geez, never knew a bunny rabbit could hate Legolas so much. |
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Frodo: What the hell is that?
Sam: Hi, whatcha- oh my god! What the hell is that thing! Frodo: Oh I know what that is. Sam: Yeah. Frodo: What the hell is that? Sam: Hey, kids! Don't put your lips on it! Frodo: No, no Sam wait- that's- Sam: Yeah... Frodo: What the hell is that?!? |
PJ: Cut! We'll do that again.
Frodo: Again? Do you know what all this ring-stroking is doing to me? It's so degrading! Sam: Ahh, quit yer whining. |
Frodo: So let me get this straight...You want me to fall into the bog?
PJ: Well it is part of the scene, you learned your lines, so I do not see any reason to- Frodo: Excuse me? What did you say? PJ: Well..I...um...never mind... Frodo: Never mind? Why shouldn't I mind? PJ: Well, It isn't that important, I just thought it would be...well...funny. Frodo: Funny? What kind of Funny? Do I look like a funny sort of guy? PJ: No...Sorry. I'll get sam to do it. Sam: Now you wait a minute. Look here, I don't- PJ: NOW! Sam: OK. http://www.smilies.nl/dieren/grommit.gif |
Frodo: Hay, Sam?
Sam: Yes Mr Frodo? Frodo: I thought Gollum was a CGI character. Sam: He is Mr Frodo. Frodo: Then why is he over there eating Faramir's finger? |
Eli:that better not Viggo over there,I think he needs to drop the charecter and take a bath.Six months...geez!
Sean:it's not him,go change your feet |
Elij: I've got this horrid pain in my back.
Sean: That maybe because you've sprouted two extra arms. |
Elijah: Ergh....Sean...what was in that drink last night?
Sean: I told you not to, but did you listen to me? Nooo! You had to see what would happen if you drank ten in a row! okay, lame i guess. HURRAH FOR PIPE WEED |
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Sean: What IS that?
Elijah: Oh.....that? Sean: Yeah. Elijah: That's what happens when cows eat too much grass. Sean: I see.....but there aren't any cows around here, Elijah... Elijah: Well...um....yes.....*cough*....yes....that's..... .besides......the point, Sean.... Sean: That's disguesting........ (my friend posted the above) *to the tune of Five Iron Frenzy's "Theses are not my Pants"* Frodo: These are not, my arms. Who's arms are these anyways? Are they Merry's? Pippin's? Or Gollum's arms? No! NOOOOOO! These are not my arms! Argh! Are you listening, to what I SAAAAAYYY? Sam: Now I KNOW you're possessed... |
Awren Pic:
Dentist: Arwen has braces... Arwen: No I don't.... Dentist: Arwen NEEDS braces... Arwen: Yeah, but I don't want braces... Dentist: Arwen WILL HAVE BRACES! Arwen: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (the next day) Aragorn: Uh, sorry Arwen, but since you got braces, I'm going with Eowyn now. Dentist: Eowyn needs braces. Aragorn: Really? Dentist: Aragorn needs braces... |
Arwen pic:
Arwen: Oh yes, Aragorn will pay. He will pay dearly. One does not dump the Evenstar and get away lightly! AAAAAAAH! [thump] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
ah HA!! Like my Aragorn impression?
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Arwen: Look into my eyes Eowen. You will marry Farimir. You will marry Farimir or this sword will be the last thing you see. Oh, and you're a chickhen. Now wake up!
Eowen: Cluck, cluck..... |
Arwen: Thou shalt be blinded by my teeth!
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Hmmm what are they saying?
http://jmsstyxnyes.tripod.com/lotr/wbrtme/rtme21.jpg |
Legolas: Oh my Eru!
Woman: What? L: THERE'S DIRT ON MY ELBOW! W: Oh no! L: Do you think it is serious? W: I don't know. It could be. L: But...will I ever be able to use my elbow again? W: I wouldn't count on it. |
Legolas:OWWWWW my elbow KILLS!
Lady:It doesn't look bad... Legolas:NO,NO it REALLY HURTS!! Lady: Well there are no cuts or bruises... Legolas:BUT IT STILL HURTS! Owww owww.... Lady: It doesn't hurt, does it? Legolas: Alright, alright, it doesn't hurt but...(embarrased)...can you still kiss it better? PLEASE??? hehe im good [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
Woman: Oooooo, nasty!
Legolas: Tell me about it! |
Legolas: If you click it round like that, then fold it up there and wrap it around a bit... There! You see!
Woman: Ohhh, would you look at that! That's interesting in't it? |
for the arwen one: Hey quick, everybody look! It's my Alanis Morrissette impression!
and for the legolas one: Orlando: What's on my elbow? Girl: I don't know, what? Legolas: You're staring at it. Girl: Your elbow? Oh, yeah, that's it... |
I hope you don't mind for a new picture. I don't really know how this goes, so if it doesn't work, sorrry.
http://www.empiremovies.com/gallery/twotowers_13.shtml |
Lady: Well would you look at that. Another red 'x'.
Legolas: I really wish it wasn't stuck on my elbow. |
I'll do the honours.
http://www.dreamwater.net/seatofking...gorn_lurtz.jpg |
oh, much better lpc
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Augh! the foul orcs of Moria have "red Xed" my picture! *takes up sword and goes slashing happy*
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