ARAGORN: Open war is upon you, whether you would risk it or not.
THEODEN: When last I looked the UN had not yet voted on the war option, therefore I had just better sit tight and do nothing. ;)

Aragorn: Open war is upon you, wether you would risk it or not.
Thèoden: When last I looked slightly handsome, was 60 years ago. How do you do it?

That was so weak.... :rolleyes:

Aragorn: Open war is upon you, wether you woul risk it or not.
Thèoden: When last I looked slightly handsome, was 60 years ago. How do you do it?

That was so weak.... :rolleyes:

ARAGORN: Open war is upon you, whether you would risk it or not.
THEODEN: When last I looked, it seemed you risked looking stupid with that stubbled chin of yours. And you do look stupid!

Ah, that was lame

New one:

FRODO: Bilbo? Bilbo, look out for _____________

BILBO: ___________? Nonsense! There hasn’t been ___________.

FRODO: Bilbo, look out for Lord Elrond's eyebrows!
BILBO: The eyebrows of doom? Nonsense! There hasn't been a single eyebrow attack on my birthday since I asked Elrond to please pluck those beauties.

I'm sure y'all can do better. According to the rules made by who started this game, it's three days with this quote, then anyone can post a new one!:)

FRODO: Bilbo? Bilbo, look out for Joan Rives, she wants an interview!

BILBO:Drag Queen? Nonsense! There hasn’t been a Drag Queen in these parts for nearly two years now that the laws were passed, and you have Sam's old gaffer to thank for that!

FRODO: Bilbo? Bilbo, look out for that step!

BILBO: Step? Nonsense! There hasn’t been a step here for...[thump!]

or

FRODO: Bilbo? Bilbo, look out for the car.

BILBO: Car? Nonsense! There hasn’t been a car here since those movies were filmed, and more's the pity!

or

FRODO: Bilbo? Bilbo, look out for the FANGIRL!

BILBO: Fangirl? Nonsense! There hasn’t been a fangirl here for.... AAAAH! Frodo RUN!!!.

Okay, those weren't as good as I'd hoped! Ah well! It's not an easy one to think of!

Back to Meela:

Boromir: Long has my father kept one hand under the table in his robes and one hand throwing rocks at my brother. I hate that barmy old codger!

Aragorn: The One Ring answers to me alone! Me! The King! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! [think Mandark from Dexter's Lab]

under the table?
 

Boromir: Long has my father the Steward of Gondor fed his dogs pork chops under the table. So one day they bit his finger off
*chomp*. Even if he had the One Ring, he couldn't wear it!
Aragorn: The One Ring has no finger, the One Ring needs no finger.
Boromir: (think Matrix 1): How about I give you the finger, and you give me the One Ring?

Since we're back on old ones:
Gandalf: Fool of a One Ring! Throw yourself in Mt Doom next time and rid us of your shiny, precious and altogether perfect beauty! (eh...)
Gollum: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No - it's Super Nazgul.

"We remember _______ who dwell in ________________ trees, ______ on the __________."

"We remember the Robinsons, who dwell in our cousins, the palm trees, far off on the deserted island...."

:p :rolleyes:

"We remember we, the rubber duckies who dwell in the bathtubs under plastic trees, our fellows, the wild duckies, swimming on the real seas."
*sniff. nostalgia:p

New One:
"I pass the test, I will _________ and go _____________, and
remain ______________."

""I pass the test, I will log off the Barrow Downs and go study for my exams, and
remain in college for a little longer."
yeah right... :D

LOL, Elvisse the Blue.... ;) :D

Let's see....

I pass the test, I will sprout wings and go flying to the moon, and
remain there until I prove it is really made of green cheese. "

"I pass the test, I will shut up and go hang myself , and
remain on the 'Downs ."

GANDALF: Hold out your hand, Frodo. It's quite cool. What can you see? Can you see anything?
FRODO: ________

*Yeah..I see...'made in China.' "

ARAGORN: Open war is upon you, whether you would risk it or not.

THEODEN: When last I looked ___________

*I saw a giant flaming eyeball staring bloody murder at the Hobbit over there..said something about coming for a midnight visit tomorrow night "

GANDALF: Hold out your hand, Frodo. It's quite cool. What can you see? Can you see anything?
FRODO: ________
"Yes, I see.....my reflection. This ring is really shiny ! "


ARAGORN: Open war is upon you, whether you would risk it or not.
THEODEN: When last I looked ___________
"...at my appointment book, I saw nothing whatsoever about war scheduled. I do have an opening next Thursday at three..."

ARAGORN: Open war is upon you, whether you would risk it or not.
THEODEN: When last I looked in a mirror, I screamed.