We've had the one computer, but it wasn't quite so amusingly explained. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

They actually have thongs now that can be ripped off painlessly because they snap. Don't ask how I know that...

Hmmm...if the thong was alive, then it would be able to see you...then it would always be seeing you naked...not a bad job for most guys, I would imagine...not sure I'd be completely comfortable with having a living thong on, but...

Hmmm...I find computers frightening enough already. If they had a mind of their own...but mine already does anyway.

Shower. The Shower of Power.

Let's see... Witch-King, Gothmog, Khamul, Skippy, Stewart, Donner, Blitzen...

I'd make the One Pencil. Whatever I write or draw with it comes true...and you all better hope to God I never make one...or you'll all be living in middle earth...and some of you would become hobbits or elves...on second thought, maybe you dowant me to make a One Pencil...

The one,.... er. The one, um, er... How 'bout the one Desk Lamp of power? Or the one lap-top of power! Now there is an evil thing if I ever saw one. The thong sounds pretty evil too, however, did Isildur defeat Sauron with an even worse wedgie than normal? Well, just a thought...

The One Lugie of Power. . . That way no one would want to touch it! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

You were eating a lollipop of power? Interesting.. Did you turn invisible? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Mine would be the One Book, a book with lots of different stories in it, and I'd send people into a tragic tale if I didn't like them, while I was holidaying in Bree. I'd send my brother into Fangorn and see if the Ents could make him grow up a bit faster, not just make him taller. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Know what? If I got hold of the One Book I'd send us all off to the Barrow-Downs, methinks. And my maths teacher would go straight to Harry Potter, he'd make a funny house-elf!

[ January 02, 2003: Message edited by: vanwalossien ]

Windows ME perhaps, it certainly corrupts everything it comes into contact with!!!

And it is difficult to get rid of, XP is too expensive for my meagre budget!

using Windows, Sauron could network his nazgul up and use a webcam for constant vigilance, no need for a palantir anymore!

[ January 02, 2003: Message edited by: the real findorfin ]

Guess what was said on the chat the other day?

<Thenamir> WHaddaya mean? Do I have a sign painted on my shirt that says "Thong Patrol"??<LadyEowyn> Yes, Thenamir.

Just in reference to my The One Thong...long story how it got so that Thena had to say that...

hi, my friend cant get a username! If you got a gfood idea, preferably with aragorn in it she's obssessed with him, (luv is in the air) can u tell me? puhleaze?

What about, a sock? Or maybe even a teddy bear?

Dear Galadriel'smaiden,

How about the_D?nedain_leader_Elessar ?

Just a suggestion.

greetings,

Anuion
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