I think I would "hobbit"nap Merry and Pippin and Sam. They amuse me so. Of course if I seperated Sam from Frodo, Sam would probably be very sad, so I would have to take Frodo, too. I wouldn't want Sam to be sad.

I would like them around to keep me laughing all day long. And Sam, because he would be the most loyal friend one could ever wish for.

Id take Gothmog lord of the Balrogs and keep him as a pet, and set him on anyone who looks at me da wrong way! hahahahahaha!

I'd prefer being kidnapped *into* the Shire, but if that didn't work out, I'd like to kidnap Maedhros. That way he wouldn't have to keep his Oath, and the poor guy wouldn't suffer so much. Besides, there's just something about Maedhros...or maybe it's just me [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img].