He probably was, but it looked like a dress!

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At the Havens, the ship begins to sail away. Suddenly there is a shout.
Gangalf: Elrond you fool!
Elrond: What!?
Celeborn: That is the plug! Now the whole boat's going to go under!
Elrond: But it was so pretty!
Frodo: So why did you throw it overboard.
Elrond: Well, I was *ahem* over board with it! Teehee!
*Everyone groans. Galadriel is seen bailing water in her gown, using her shoes*

ROTK when the eagles are coming
Eagle #1 swoops down, misses Frodo and knocks him into the lava.

Aragorn's coronation
When he starts singing his voice cracks, he misses a note or something like that

When the banner comes aside to show Arwen, or however that happens, it's the uglest troll you've ever seen.

When Elrond gives the sword to Aragorn, we see it's just a plastic barbie sword.

Yeah these aren't to funny, I know

No, no, the Arwen one was good!

When Legolas slides down the Mumak's trunk, he crashes into Gimli.

Gimli hears Legolas counting, "56, 57, 58..." and promptly begins saying "23, 67, 42, 18..." hoping to mess up Legolas' count.

A southerner is sitting on the ground saying, "88, 88, 88, 88..." a Rohirrim comes up, and out of pure curiosity, asks what he is doing. The southerner replies that he is counting how many of his comrades have fallen. At this the Rohirrim decides to have him join his fellows in the glory of battle, and rushes to strike off the southerner's head. However, just before he does so, a Mumak steps on him. The southerner begins to say, "89, 89, 89..."

Now, these were not very good. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

When Frodo awakes and the fellowship enters the room and everyone is laughing and everything...after Sam enters, in comes Boromir, with the arrows still in his chest, followed by Gandalf the Grey, followed by Peter Jackson...

-willkill

You know what I think when Gimli comes into Frodo's bedroom?

..Oh NO, Gimli wants a hug too!!O O;;;

*dies of laughter* Galadriel bailing water! That is a HILARIOUS mental picture! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Thats what I thought when I was watching Rotk, everyone must have thought I was mad because I was sat in the cinema killing myself!

Pippin and Merry are singing drunkenly on the table, everyone else laughing. Pippin leaps off the table, completely drunk, and hugs one of the men.
Pippin: MUMMY!
PJ: Billy, you're not supposed to actually drink the beer!

Aragorn: What does your heart tell you?
Gandalf: I don't know about my heart, but my stomach wants pizza!

When Gandalf and Pippin are looking towards Mordor on the balcony in Minas Tirith, a huge firework flies up and explodes.
Gandalf: Since I went white, Radagast seems to have picked up my talent for fireworks. He obviously likes being grey...

Frodo: I think we should get off the road...Seriously guys, we should walk on the sidewalk.

Witch King:"Feast on his flesh!"
Fell Beast (turns around and looks at him) :" Are you kidding? I'm on a diet"

All so funny, deserves to come back up on the top.

To not waste a post:
RotK, at the balcony in Minas Tirith:
Pippin: Is there any hope for Frodo?
Gandalf: There never was much hope. Only a fools hope. Your hope...

During the Crowning of King Elessar, you can see Gandalf wearing tennis shoes.

Arwen: Dad, reforge the sword!
Elrond: NEVERRRR!!!!!!!!
Arwen: Pleeeeeeasssse!!!!!!!
Elrond: Oh, alright.



<Elrond presents Anduril unto Aragorn. Aragorn wields it and rips a hole in the tent>

Theoden(from off screen): That's coming out of your salary, Mr!
Aragorn: You don't pay me!
Theoden: Oh, right... SO?


At Denny's Pyre, Gandalf and Pippin burst in to see Denny, Faramir, attendants,
and an 18th century Redcoat

Pippin: Who...? What...?

Denny: Oh, hey, Pippin. Hey, Gandalf. This is my new burning buddy Duncan.

Duncan: I am?

Denny: Isn't he neat? *dreamy voice* He's wearing red like a flaming balrog... We're all gonna burn together.

Duncan: We are? Crap, I can't go through that...again.

Pippin: *Looks from Duncan to Faramir & rolls his eyes* Oh, great. Double duty...


<That last one was terrible. Please pardon it.>

In Minas Tirith, soldiers are putting up WANTED posters of Smokey the Bear.


IN the "flashback" scene where Boromir and Faramir embrace, Denethor can be seen running around in the background, laughing insanely and being consumed by flames.

BOROMIR- Uh oh. It's YOUR turn to extinguish daddy.
FARAMIR- Nuh uh! I did it last time!
B- Well I'm the favorite, so I say it's YOUR TURN!
F- Make me!
B- I will!
*Meanwhile the fire is burning holes in Denethor*
F- You and what army, Bugle boy?
B- Me and THIS army, Non-Favorite Boy!
*the entire gondorian army pops up behind him*
F- I'll just... go then...
*by now, Denthor has been reduced to a laughing pile of ash*
F &B- Whups...

FLASHBACK ENDS
Denethor- Ah, those were the days.


FORMING OF THE FELLOWSHIP
Aragorn- You have my sword.
Leggo- And my bow.
Gimli- And my axe!
Boromir- And my pocket lint!

HELM'S DEEP
Aragorn- they have come to destroy the race of men!
Legolas- Soooo.... why do I care? I'm an elf.
Gimli- And I'm a dwarf.
Eowyn- Um, I'm a woman.
Elf army- We're risking our immortality because...?
*Women, children, and non-humans all leave*
Theoden- Nice one.
Aragorn- Just shut up.


Not funny, I know. Oh well.
MAEG

Nice One. Really.
 

Oh! I love it! Here's one from the extended FotR

<Sam is cooking chicken during the wood-elf scene. He adds a spice>

Sam: BAM!
Frodo: *looks down from the tree* Hey, Sam, 'kick it up a notch.'

Theodens battle speech

Theoden: Okay, so we all know that we're pretty much outnumbered...
Rohirrim: Yeah, yeah... *nods and mutters of agreement*
Theoden: Sooooo......DEATH!!!!!!!!
Rohirrim: DEATH!!!!!!!
Eowyn & Merry: DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Rohirrim: Yeah! We're all gonna die!
<Everyone gives him THE STARE>
R.R: What?
Theoden: Just...charge...
<Rohirrim charge>


Eowyn: Stay close to me. I'll look after you.
Merry: As if! You dropped me on the way over here!

Aragorn: You have my sword
Legolas: And my bow
Gimli: And my axe
Me: *uneasy look* and, uh.. My subway voucher!
Frodo: Who are you
Me: Lets just say, no lets not. *dissappears in a cloud of purple smoke*

*You know what I think when Gimli comes into Frodo's bedroom?

..Oh NO, Gimli wants a hug too!!O O;;;*

Rofl! :D I have a little blooper for that:

*Gimli enters the room*

Frodo: "Gimli!"

Gimli: "Dwarf pile!!"

Merry, Pippin, and Frodo: "Nooooo!!!!"

Stop! In the naaaaame of loooove!
 

Every time I see FOTR and they pass the great statues on the river Anduin while going to Amon Hen (yes, sadly, I have no idea what the statues are called.), I can't help seeing the statues suddenly sing...

Statues- STOP! In the naaaaame of looooooove!

That's what they look like!

Teehee.

In answer to that:

Legolas: *Coughs in the smoke and turns to Aragorn* What's a subway? And whats a voucher?
Aragorn: Beats me.
Gimli: Stupid people. A voucher is a type of millipede...