NI!

Now now, leave Elrond out of this... I know he's half-bald and all but...

Anyways, Frodo as Yoda. Interesting thought... Yoda is a hobbit wanna-be!

Legolas with his hair up in a bun. Actually, could work for Gandalf, Galadriel, Gimli, Elrond (wait, does he have enough hair?!) anyone...

Gimli with his beard in gel... (scariness)

Elrond on top of a cliff hiding behind a rock with an AWP pointed down at someone. Gandalf with dual pistols shooting the balrog. Frodo firing a bazoka at the orcs in Moria. Gandalf piloting a combat jet. Rosie Cotton driving a tank.

Bilbo with a beard

Skinny Gimli

Gandalf with an afro

Frodo with Mr. T getup

[ June 16, 2002: Message edited by: Dúnadan ]

Legolas as a Vampire.
Actualy I would be AAAALLLLLLL OVER him. Ahem exuse me.

Hobbits shaving their feet.

Gollum whith a tail.

Saruman and Gandalf ice skateing/figure skateing/ Playing Ice hocky.

Aragorn With a pistol.

Gimli with floweres in his hair.

Suron with purple armor.

Arwen punk rocker. Pircings purple hair to match that pretty purple dress.

** The Rohirrim, their long blond hair flowing from under their cowboy hats, wearing plaid shirts, and riding chaps, six-shooters on one side, military sabers on the other, galloping into battle behind The Banner of Eorl and a bugler trumpeting "Charge!" (in black and white, of course)

** Mordor terrorists flying a winged-Nazgul into the White Tower of Ecthelion

** Gwaihir looking like Tweety-bird from the WB cartoons

** Saruman of Many Neon Colors

lol! That was brilliant, Thenamir! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/biglaugh.gif

I loved everyone's, especially Gimli's version of Gandalf, and Aragorn's Heir, version of Gollum with a tail! And of course, Thenamir's version of the Rohirrim!!

Gandalf in a tutu!

Galadriel with 80's asymmetrical hair

Aragorn in tights and powdered wig. Think Louis 16th

Legolas with pink hair and pierced eyebrows.

Tom Bombadil with a bunch of piercings, all in black, looking very somber with dark circles round his eyes. And a heroin needle.

Arwen with a mohawk.

Boromir in "White Tree of Gondor boxers," trying to fight orcs, as they collapse on the ground in helpless glee.

Saruman leading an army of orcs, all in drag. With purses.

Gimli with a lightsaber, swinging it too vigorously and burning off bits of his beard.

Sauron applying sparkly blue mascara to his Eye.

The Fellowship in can-can dresses. Kick line.

Aragorn, looking perfectly normal except having huge, gigantic orange Converse hi-tops. THE DUCKMAN!!

Saruman skipping through the fields gleefully making daisy chains and putting them round the necks of orcs.

Gandalf outside Isengard. He rings the doorbell. He has a bunch of flowers and a heart-shaped box of candy behind his back. (aak! ok, couldnt resist...)

Legolas running into the woods with an enormous flamethrower and a devilish grin on his face.

Faramir slapping Denethor when he's mean to him, and then stalking out of the room crying, soap-opera style.

Eomer and Eowyn bickering over who gets to use the bathroom first; Theoden having to break the cookie in half for them to share.

Someone calling Boromir "Gondorboy."

Boromir calling someone a "tark" and spitting in their face.

Legolas spitting in someone's face.

Gandalf with pipeweed withdrawal.

Hobbits trying to screw in a lightbulb with no ladder.

Frodo and Sam skipping happily through Mordor, and flipping off Shelob.

Gollum talking with proper grammar, and not crawling around or biting anyone.

Claustrophobic Gimli.

Gandalf realizing that, for all his wizardly wisdom, he just DOES NOT KNOW how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!

Gandalf realizing that, for all his wizardly wisdom, he just DOES NOT KNOW where that stupid Waldo is?!?!

Feadolena, I can't stop laughing, yours are hysterical!! Aragorn wearing the orange shoes, that's funny! And Gandalf is really wise, he should know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop!!!! By the way, I know I've said this before, but I REALLY love your picture!!

Aha! here i defeat Gandalf the Grey in matters of knowledge. It takes 483 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop!!

and no i DON"T have too much time... i did it on a road trip.

oh my goodness! this is good to know indeed. i always bite [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]:
thanks Lothiriel, I wanted to get huge orange converse like Arrykins but they only had red [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
EDIT: here's more [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
Gollum doing the Macarena

Sam spraying Shelob with Raid

The Witch-King playing a practical joke on Sauron by putting out his eye with water. Sauron then trying to intimidate people as a large black disc.

Tuor building large neon signs saying "CLUB GONDOLIN" and putting a ritzy hotel-style canopy in front of the entrance. The guards dressed as bouncers (with dark sunglasses), standing next to large palm trees.

[ June 18, 2002: Message edited by: Feadolena Nolfare ]

That depends on what kind of lick and how much your salivary glands produce. My friend said it was 800.

Okay, here're some more:

Gimli in a prom dress
Elrond with hair like Guido's from Life is Beautiful
Galadriel as a goth
Fat Frodo
Eowyn with pigtails
Arwen as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz
Haldir smiling
Legolas looking dumbfounded
Aragorn bawling

http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/lardposter.jpg

Fat Frodo. I can't stop laughing. That site kills me. Good Joke here. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

For all the Legolas Lovers - http://www.anime.net/~laine/Parody/Lotr/lard05.jpg

One word: Ew.

There are alos pics of Legolas and Aragorn in bikinis and Frodo in a dress, I won't subject you to it unnecessarily, but here are the links. Frodo in a dress, Legolas in a bikini, Aragorn in a bikini, oh and Legolas in a dress.

LMAO!
My friend has a pic on her site of Elrond wearing sun glasses (Matrix stylee) I'll try and make a link to it sometime.

Can't.......stop......laughing!!! Fat frodo....fat legolas, that's too funny! Lard of the Rings! And Aragorn in a bikini!!! Woooooooooo, oh and I think Boromir needs a number from a certain elf!

Uruloki, hey!! Welcome to the Downs!!!! I love your dragon! Aww...what's it's name?

Awwww thanks Lothloriel (I'm sorry if thats wrong! I have a bad memory for names [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] )

I dunno what its called.....erm........what dyou think it should be called? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I also have to apologies coz I've just realised that probly everyone knows about that picture I mentioned so just ingnore it [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Frodo with pig tails and a blue and white checked dress and ruby high-heeled shoes skipping down a road, flanked by sam dressed in a lion costume, Merry as a tin-man, and Pippin as a Scarecrow (sorry, i just auditioned for Wizard of Oz [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] )

p.s. pippin_took0, i found those pictures quite disturbing, especially aragorn in a bikini..ooo, i'm gonna have nightmares tonight!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ June 21, 2002: Message edited by: Galadrie1 ]

O.O Those pictures are so funny! I can't stop.. hahaaaa... haaaa.. laughing.. hahahaha.. at the Fat Frodo and Fat Legolas.. oh, and don't forget the 500-pound Gollum. I have a couple of ones myself: Sauron in a showercap. Nazgul in pink, fuzzy bathrobes. Fat Galadriel. A bald Elrond wearing a wig. An Eagle flying an airplane. Legolas in a bunny suit. Arwen in one of those menopause commercials. Gandalf as a ski instructor.

Ooh! I know! You can call the dragon Smaug Jr. ^^

Haha that fat Legolas is whack!
If you get to the site, there's a series of pictures to how he gets that way and they are FUNNY.

*shudders*a fat legolas is weriddddd [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Treebeard as a big talking Christmas tree.

The Eye of Sauron wearing huge 70's style glasses when Frodo looks into the Mirror of Galadriel. (or sunglasses)or the Mirror miss-focusing and showing Frodo the equally menacing Ear or Nose of Sauron.

Gollum sitting down in the dark beneath the mountain, wearing a shiny silver space suit.

Besides using bad grammer, drawing out his S's and talking to himself, Gollum talking with a very thick foreign accent, stuttering, trilling his R's and not speaking above a whisper, driving Frodo and Sam insane on the way to Mordor trying to understand what he's saying.
"N-n-n-nasssssty cruel hob-b-beets! That'ssssss vhy-y-y ve tries to eescap-p-p-e!"

Gollum calling the Ring "My darlin'" instead of "My Precious." (Poor Gollum! It's so easy to make fun of him!!!)

Gandalf wearing an old baseball cap backwards, "punk style", with his hair in a pony tail stuck through the back, but otherwise dressed normally.

Treebeard as a tiny, foot high sapling with a high squeaky voice. Especially funny to imagine him and his army of other little Ents trying to take down Isengard!

That's all I could think of for now! Sorry if they're not too funny!!!! Great idea whoever came up with this!!!!

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-Legolas sprawled on the floor laughing

-Saruman with his nails cut short

-all the female characters dressed as if they belong in Moulin Rouge

-Aragorn doing the splits

-Pippin singing opera

-Galadriel dressed as a goth

-Frodo (or any hobbit) with painted toenails

-Gimli wearing a Mickey Mouse hat

-Legolas with sideburns

Whoa. . . Just imagined Judy Garland sitting on a horse saying, "If you want him, come and claim him!" [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Legolas-fat
Frodo-tall
Merry and Pippin-so thin that the looked like they never ate
Gimli-without a beard
Sam-playing in a rock and roll band
Gandalf-at the mall
Aragorn-working at McDonalds

[ July 17, 2002: Message edited by: Catherine ]

LMAO! Whoa, those pictures were disturbing! Funny, but disturbing. Okay, time for my lame attempt at humor:

Saruman wearing his amazing technicolor dreamcoat.

Smaug the size of a miniature poodle.

Gandalf dressed all in lavendar(sp?).

Aragorn constantly smilling and laughing.

Legolas with a purple colored mohawk.

Galadriel bald, with wrinkles and horrible skin blemishes.

Eowyn wearing a fancy ball gown.

Okay, that was bad. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

NyteSkye, it's Khazadum, not Carn Dum. Anyway, THOSE ARE ALL GREAT!!!

Gwaihir as thanksgiving dinner ( gona need a big table)