*Sauron is plotting in Barad-dur*

"Ha ha ha...my plan is almost complete."

*senses Frodo putting on the Ring*

"What?!? No! That's my ring! Get it off your bony little finger, ya dirty hobbit!"

*tunes in on his Palantir*

"Wait a minute, what's happening? Dude--no! Ah, man! That's just gross! No, no! Wait! Watch where you're prancing! No! STUPID--"

Ahhh! Pepper spray!!!! Nooooo!!! Not the pepper spray! Anything but that!

I don't think he really had any 'last words'. I think he was sitting comfortably in Barad-dûr, maybe reading the Morgul Times, sipping a cup of boiling hot coffee, generally minding his own buisness, then
BOOM!
He's gone. Quite sad really; poor oaf never knew what hit him. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Probably something along the lines of:

"Oh, Gee. I knew there was something I meant to do - wipe out the hobbits. Dang."

OR

"Hey, I smell bacon. Wait a minute..."

OR

"Oi! Who's been cooking onions again?!"

OR

He was listening to Nirvana "Scentless Apprentice" singing the last bit : "You can't fire me because I quit, throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit"

Yeah, Ok, I'll shut up now. It seemed funny at the time.

"PRECIOUSSSSSS!!!!!"

I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling hobbits! (and men and elves and dwarves and wizards and gollum and- Oh s***!!!)

I loved that theory that Britney might be Sauron...

But if B is S, then my guess is...

Melkor is back!!! And his name now is MADONNA!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]


LOL!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Highly traumatising mental images of Melkor/Morgoth in...a cowboy hat. And a dress.

Please, someone, shoot me...please...

Oh, come now. Everyone knows that Sauron's last word was -

"ROSEBUD!"

Saurons eye is watching the great battle when he turns to a black rider and says.

"Dude wheres my ring?"

"Hobbits no not them !!!!!"

"Ohhhhhh sucks to be me ahhhhhhhhhh"

Then dies in a flash with only a tiny green glob on his lazy boy.

[ September 11, 2003: Message edited by: Eruantalon ]

"Hahaha...DIE DIE DIE! Muahaha! *Frodo puts on the ring* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!"
*thinks*I really should have listened to Eonwe... I really...should..have...listened...to...oh, screw it. *disappears*

*BANG* [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

(edit) Sorry, this was just one of my weird moments. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] (/edit)

[ September 11, 2003: Message edited by: Meneltarmacil ]

"PLease nooo!!!!! ill never be alive to read Harry Potter 6!"

How about:

OH MY ERU!!! HE'S GOT PEPPER SPRAY!!! ARGH!

Stayin alive, stayin alive, ah, ah, ah *dies*

Everybody limbo now!

I'm dying, Praying,Bleeding And screaming.
Am I too lost to be saved ? Am I too lost ?
My God! My Tourniquet, Return to me salvation. My God! My Tourniquet,
Return to me salvation.

ahhahaaha stupid fat hobbit got his finger bitten off... no wait don't....you buffoon!!! your going to.... oh s***!!!!!!

(influenced by horse maiden)

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

I got this from a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

*Sauron is tied up and blind folded, Frodo stands by the Fire of Mount Doom holding the Ring over the flames*

Frodo: Any last words?

*Sauron thinks* Sauron: Yeah! *Starts to sing* Ohhh...I wish I were in Dixie! Hooray! Hooray! "fade out with song* *Porky Pig comes out of a wall that says in the back Ringy Toons*

Porky: Aby aby aby...That's all folks!

(Sorry I thought it was funny at the time. I'll go now *walks out the door singing I wish I were in Dixie*)

"Ill get you my pretty! and your little dog to!"

Hehe, just watched wizard of oz...