Wow, I never though I'd see myself on here! To reciprocate as best as I can on the spur of the moment, my dear Lush...

Lush: Bartending is boring! Anyone can do it!

ElanorGamgee: Only short people can be hobbits!

Jessica Jade: A Beautiful Mind? That movie was so much deeper than LOTR!

[ April 16, 2002: Message edited by: dragongirlG ]

Just wondering ... you know how you wrote 101 Quotes and everything ... well when we seem to have a lot of quotes, is someone actually going to sit down and actuallycount how many quotes there are?
Or is that lucky job left to the creator of the board, Lush ...
[img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

-LadyArwen

I don't believe in doing any sort of mathematical calculations in my off-hours, babe.

[ April 17, 2002: Message edited by: Lush ]

Well, here I have the unique opportunity of plagiarizing from another thread and a movie at the same time!!! (If this is all right... Or need I add:
Zones: Don’t worry, Belin, there’s nothing wrong with borrowing from other threads. )?

Araen:You’re that smart?
Lush: Ever heard of Tolstoy, Wilde, Keats?
Araen:Yes.
Lush: Morons.

Lush: Oh, look, another topic in which I have absolutely no interest.

Samwise: Riddles? Yawn…. I’m so sick of riddles.
Susan Delgado: Yes, me too, I think we should play cards instead.
HerenIstarion: Can I join you? I’ve already used every single quote I know.

Belin (me): Wow, I made an entirely coherent and tangent free post, just like I said I would never be able to do on that one thread... Oh. oops. (wow, that kind of turned into something I would say...)

Marileangorifurnimalium: All right, people, some of your names are just TOO LONG!

Ahhh, these threads are FUN.

--Belin Ibaimendi

[ April 17, 2002: Message edited by: Belin ]

Hahahahaha!!! *gives Belin a high five*

Kalessin: "Wuz up y'all? I've nevr red the book, but I got'sta say, that Arwen chik lookd daaamn fine in th movie!"

The Barrow-Wight: "My next executive decision will be to establish a new part of the Forum: this one devoted to my favorite character, Legolas."

Kate: "I have arachnophobia!!!"

Tar-Miriel: "Since I have nothing intelligent to contribute to the discussion, I'll just express myself with smileys:
[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] "

Mho:Greenday?who the h*ll r they?
Lush:Bartending?cripes no, im completely teetotal*simpers*
Im sorry jut the idea of Lush sipping tea and simpering i find rather bizarre...

Mhoram: Welcome, newbies! Enjoy yourselves! Do you have any questions you'd like me to answer?

true-king-of-the-ring (if he's still around): No, my topic is not only thoughtful, but completely relevant!

HerenIstarion: Sorry, I don't have a quote for that. Go ask someone else.

TheDarkLordSauron: You know what? I've changed my mind....I want to be a hobbit now!

Kalimac: I have things to add to the discussion, but I'm just going to keep them to myself.

Belin: *any post of ten words or less*

This is fun! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

[ April 19, 2002: Message edited by: Susan Delgado ]

TheDarkLordSauron: "I do not wish to draw any attention to my humble persona...But bright graphics hurt my eyes, er, eye."

Dwarin: "Elf-tossing? Sick! Scandalous! Aren't you afraid you may drop them?"

Mhoram: "The idea of, uh, dozing off in the middle of a good party is just strange, y'know?"

Marileangorifurnimalium: "I have legally changed my name to M. Short n' sweet."

Or another:
Marileangorifurnimalium: A party? Yeah, right! I wouldn't be caught dead with you people!

(umm, so to speak [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] )

--Belin Ibaimendi

Eh? There are none about me? *can't understand it* I would of thought that I would be the first person to be 'picked on' in this kinda thread! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ April 21, 2002: Message edited by: Starbreeze ]

Birdland: DIE FLYING FISH DIE!

Telchar and Dwarin: Down elf-tossing!help the campaign against elf tossing

Maril:*destinys child style* Say my name, say my name...

ElanorGamgee: Dr Pepper?Quests?*shudder*

Samwise: Sam? Huh? who's he? Nah, give me Sauron anyday! Who needs hobbits! Roll on Dark Side!

Sharku-away: Back!
Merendis: Ewe no? your rite! it is to much of a hassle too worry about homophones in hear.

[ April 23, 2002: Message edited by: Merendis ]

Starbreeze: Fantasy as a genre is just camp. All that can be said has been covered by Tolkien.

Hmmmm...I need to get a lot more annoying so you can post me on here [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] !!

Wait...not annoying *smacks self* I didn't need annoying...must take foot out of mouth *takes both feet out of mouth*

But: when I've been on here a while, you will see how quirky/weird/etc. I am.

And again, my message is getting longer and longer and longer. LOL. Well: as you know, that is another one of my traits. Someone could ask me "What is the date?" and I can launch into a whole "Well, today it (blank), but yesterday was (blank)..." and go on and on. Haha...

Oh: and I was laughing so, so hard at all of these...wait: this is completely irrelevant to everything isn't it? Well: I'll end it now...and find something that I can contribute positively to on the boards!

VanimaEdhel: "I've learned how to be concise!"

VanimaEdhel: "I'm sorry, I'm not goint to tell you what I look like. It would just drive you crazy. You'd start licking your computer screen, or something, and, well, that's not really good for the hardware..."

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

This is a take-off of the "101 Things LOTR characters would never say" thread. You post things that people from BD would never say. Eg:

Barrow-Wight: Sure it's okay to go off topic! It's not like this site is devoted to just Tolkien!

Just make sure you don't hurt feelings!

Miriel - Oh please, oh please, oh please make me an OP, Sharku!!
zifnab - Umm.. How do you make remotes? It's too hard! *sob sob sob*
Sharku - That's it! I've had it with BD! I'm joining the Britney Spears fan club!
Estelyn - Please toss me! Please!!
Lembas - Lembas?! What's that?

Cimmerian: What in the world is an RPG?
*we show him*
Cimmerian: Oh that? RPGs are dumb! Who wants to play in an RPG?
(yes, I know that was bad. but it was the best I could come up with!)

It's not bad, it's VERY true!

Cimmerian: "A sword-toting muscle man is not my idea of a hero. Holden Caulfield, there's a true inspiration!"

Frodo Baggins: Ugh! I hate this place! You're all so mean! *sniff*
(if you don't get it go to his "a few suitable words" thread in Novices and Newcomers.)
gollum*elf*pup: Simlies? Who needs smilies to express emotions?
Kalessin: Ok, ppl, therez no need to go all weird an start ranting we can all jus get along u know? what u think?
(the typos and bad grammar are in there because Kalessin is so articulate and eloquent... well I thought it was funny!)

[ May 25, 2002: Message edited by: Aosama, the Wandering Star ]

OK here are some:

Losthuniel(aka Celeaewen): "I love Mary-Sues! I wish their were more on this site!"

Naurlothwen: "I hate Legolas, but I sure love dwarves" (no offense to any, but its just she chased one around with a popcorn bowl in a RGP, and then started screaming at the top of her lungs at him, it was very funny)

The B.W.: "Argh, I'm sick of all these Tolkein discussions! Talk about something random & off-topic, or go to another ste, already!"

this was a funny idea for a topic [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Mhoram- "The molecular structure of mithril wouldn't have supported the force of a hit, as it has a weak structure, cubical. Force equals mass multiplied by volume. An average sword has a mass of 7 pounds, and a volume of 1.5 square feet. Therefore, an average 1157.625 pounds(7x1.5 to the third)."

I know that makes no sense whatsoever and I have no idea what I said.

Lol - frighteningly Gimli, that Does sound like something Mhoram would post, minus one word: "mithril would not have supported the force of a hit.."

Actually Gimli, that sounds exactly like Mhoram.

Let's see....
BW: I give up, Tolkien is so boring.

Lush: I think I'll skip that glass of Vodka tonight.

Maril: Forget swordfighting!

[ May 28, 2002: Message edited by: Joy ]

I guess I don't know Mho to well...

Here's one-

Joy- "Orlando Bloom is like, so cute, like wow! http://www.plauder-smilies.com/love/hearts.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.com/love/hearts.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.com/love/hearts.gif May 29, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ]

[ May 29, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ]

[ May 29, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ]

Gimli - you're right about that!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I like a real MAN!

Gimli: You know, I just have to brag a moment! - refer to the what BD'ers look like...

Matt Heathertoes: I'll let this question pass. I just don't know the answer.

Me: "I will not use any brackets, I hate when people use brackets! Brackets are so annoying! (i always use brackets) (heehee, brackets)"
BW: "Right, this thread is far to Tolkein-ish. I'm closing this down. Talk about something else already! Don't you people have any lives?"
Celeae:" People who rant annoy me so much, they won't shut up! But MARY SUES ROCK!!!

thisa is funny! i think ill join in with my rather feeble wit
Cimmerian : NO MORE PLAYERS IN THE RPG!!!
any of the anti-orlandroolers: like, omigod, he is sooooooo hot! im going to and orlando site now, by
Alathariel: im giving up my queenship and divorcing legolas to go live in a deserted hobbit-hole

uh, pretty pathetic i kno. and im going to c0ome up with something brilliant once i press the "reply" button

Olo Gamwich: Y'know, some people just have waaaay too much time on their hands...
(in reference to his 'whatever floats your boat' thread, which, if you don't remember go read it, it is v. funny [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])

Even though you said that you had no idea what you were doing, I need to make a scientific correction to your post about Mhoram, Gimli:
Actually, force equals mass times acceleration. Sorry, I'm definitely no science wizard, I just remember that from IPC last year. Hehe. Don't look at me like that. . .

Cimmerian: What's an RPG? Oh: you want to do a really stupid, brainless one? Let me join now!

Guo Si: Van! You're right! I'm so stupid! Why didn't I see that you have always been right?

Guo Si: What? Tackle YOU, Van? NEVER! I'm a GENTLEMAN! Oh! You slipped up and said "Are you turned on, Guo?" about my little Guotionary-dictionary thing, then corrected yourself? Naaaah: I won't put it as my EXIT MESSAGE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE IN THE CHAT!

*giggles at Lush's description...oh! And if you don't know what he's talking about: my icon looks like me! It's at http://www.amybrownart.com/images2/bookfaery.jpg !...hey! Just staying in character!)

Nevfeniel: I'm sorry: you just basically asked for this one: "What? You slipped up in a Physics equation? No biggie! I'll let it slide!

OH! Anyone want to do me again? Sorry: I was laughing so hard and it felt so good after taking a final to laugh that hard. Only three more to go! And AGAIN, I'm making this longer than necessary!

well Gimli, i think u and me(and ne1 else hu went on the "wierd but true" thread, will appreciate this one, involving a certain site...www.whitehouse.com...

Mhoram: You know people, I think Im gonna become a monk!

This is great! I suppose nobody has a line for something I would never say?

Gaya: get annoying, like I am! Haha...then you get to first laugh, then examine your entire "life" on here and think "am I really that bad?", like I did...then you read it again and laugh TWICE as hard!

Haha...procrastinate...type long, prolixitous messages that make no sense and have absolutely no bearing in the topic.

You know, kind of what I just realized I am doing now! Haha!