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thats hilarious! lol...hmm....
Galariel:Trying to save her mirror from the drunken fellowship Legolas:trying to steal Galadriel's mirror(while drunk) Frodo [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]istracting Galadriel while Legolas attempts to steal the mirror(also while drunk) Gimli:canoe instructing (while drunk) Aragorn:Stand up comedy(while drunk) Merry:Tap Dancing (while drunk) Pippin:Filming Merry Tap Dancing(also while drunk) Sam:Watching the tap dancing videos(and yet agin...while drunk) Boromir:extreme sledding, except with his shield(you guessed it...while drunk) well...i attempted something.... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] |
Welcome, Pennnthangeil. Now I'll try one:
Saruman: taking dancing lessons. I'm tired. My brain is not working very well. ~ Elentari II |
Okay, too much time on hands:
The Fellowship: Rythmic gymnastics in their spare time. (I used to do rythmic gymnastics, and the first routine we did was... a hoop routine to 'Larger than Life' by the Backstreet Boys. Think about it...) |
Balrog: Greenpeace supporter?
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LOL! There some really funny ones here. Here's a few I thought of:
Legolas: ballet dancer Galadriel: runway model Celeborn: Trophy husband Gollum: fashion designer Frodo: ring collector Gandalf: magician at magic shows |
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Denethor: Engraving things on grains of rice ("You see, Boromir? Your name is right here!" "... okay....") Faramir: Runs a tattoo parlor. ("I can give you a good price on a horse, Éowyn my love." "Oooh....") Boromir: Writes violent books. ("Wouldn't take them within a hundred miles of my city, huh? I'll show YOU a hundred miles, you grubby Ranger...." (If you've seen the extended version of FotR)) Or singing back-up for U2. Don't ask me why. Éomer: Pet rocks. ("This one's name is Charlie and this one's name is Aragorn after you!" "Um... that's great, Éomer, but shouldn't we be... I dunno, FIGHTING?") [ March 24, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ] |
**cackles** Good to know I made ya laugh Rynoah. And theres one I just got after seeing a picture of Viggo Mortensen..
Aragorn: Pidgeon Racing OR Aragorn: Professional cowboy (Its a SCARY picture) Um....um.... Smaug: Running a charity shop and donating to the proceeds... Saruman: Ant Farming Eowyn: Playing with toy soldiers (as a child) Eomer: Ruining Eowyns games And, in tribute to my friend Nicolaelf who just left for sports club Legolas: Netball. Yes, NETBALL. Yes, with the skirt. Picture it... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Gimli: Tenpin bowling....he could be the pins.... Uruk Hai: Rounders/Baseball. Well, they gotta do something in between spin the bottle [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
I'd like to see the entire fellowship playing a bout of lacrosse.
Your pal, Skip [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] |
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LOL! Lacrosse!...god I hate lacrosse.
Boromir: Burning pictures of Aragorn Sam: Giving Frodo poison in the morning with his breakfast and the antidote in the evening with his supper (Okay...sorry...only if you've seen Brotherhood of the Wolf.) Pippin: Secretly reading (and acting out)Shakespeare. Merry: Watching, filming, and selling the films of Pippin acting out Shakespeare. Aragorn: Applying grease to his hair (Now with a special non-stick coating!) |
hehehehehe! You guys are great! Keep it up with the funnyness! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Lol these are really good I love this forum
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I've actually come up with something now-
Bilbo- Playing scrabble (4 lettered words a speciality!) [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] For BOTR fans of course [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
Aw, Tilpot, you can do better than that....
Sackville Bagginses: Collecting spoons Gimli: Selling tickets to Legolas' netball games (Rabid Fangirls get in cheap!) Arwen + Eowyn: Having girly sleepovers, painting their nails and going on about how cute certain guys were... Sauron + Elrond: Having girly sleepovers, painting their nails and going on about how cute certain guys were... I hope that hurts Rynoah's sides even more... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] |
(as teens)
Sauron and Saruman: Master Risk Players. (they're all about global domination) Pippin: Eating and annoying Merry Bilbo: Dwarf bounty hunting. |
Bounty hunting! Lmao... after rading the tales from the perilous realm....
Treebeard: Baking crupmets (to prove he can to it better than the trolls..) Tom Bombadil: Making feather boas And, for no reason WHATSOEVER Tharanduil: Keeping an insect collection Galdor(his butler, see there and back again): Getting drunk.... |
As I'm listening to Nirvana
Faramir: His own band, him as the guitarist, with Eowyn as the singer, Boromir on the drums and performing gigs in Gondor...they could be called uh...I dunno...whatcha think? OH ERU!!!!!!!!!!!! If the NAZGUL had their own band...called Black Breath??? [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [ April 04, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ] |
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Hmm... The White City Slickers? Three (Gon)Dors Down? [ April 04, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ] |
Merry and Pippin- Professional Bankrobbers
Cave-Troll- Sumo... Gandalf- Birthday Parties... Arwen- Part in cheesy soap opera Bilbo- Has his own talk show, beats out oprah... Gollum- Runs a pet shop... |
Hee Hee! I love these they're great. More from they're childhood.
Frodo hated mushrooms and stole pies off window sills Sam was a lazy slug and sat around and watched tv all the time, and was never able to get back his figure. Pippin took(hee hee I made a funny) computer classes at the Y. Merry was kicked out of his hole as a teenager and did more than weed until he met pippin who took(haha again) him to his classes, that's when pippin developed his clumsy side and was kicked out. Merry is now a hacker. I got a funny mental image when you mentioned that legolas knitted, him sitting beside his grandmother, learning to crochet. Denethor hated Boromir as a child before Faramir because Boromir was a pyro(like father like son) than faramir came along and liked poetry and dancing so Denethor decided this was worse. Aragorn(who was called Estel) was a real teachers pet and he was such a goodygoody, then he found out he was king and he was like, Hah! I rule you now. Gimly was actualy scared of the dark and needed a night light, which burned down his room so he was expelled from the family and learned how to paint from his distant cousin floid. Gandalf was never young but he did study science in his youth. |
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Bwahahahaha....good to know I can injure you with just words...words can never hurt me? Yeah, right.... |
Just occurred to me, on another thread:
Aragorn and Boromir : Rugby..... Gollum: Tap dancing...... Right. I'll shut up now. |
By the way if you like this thread, I suggest you take a look at my hobbit friend's thread, School for the Fellowship...what they got up to in school...it involves Arwen breaking the dress code....yeurgh...
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legolas: brutally murdering small rodents and eating their inards. keeps his hair so clean...
frodo: headbutting walls (i dont know. im just weird, ok?) iluvatar: disco, tango and tandoori chicken manwe: destroying aeroplanes. if man was meant to fly.... you know the rest. ulmo: destroying ships. if man was meant to swim, god wouldve given him arms yavanna: pretending to be dr. zoidberg. gimli: poking himself in the thigh, then eye. then die. |
In Bored of the Rings, Bilbo is a scrabble fanatic, and Tom Bombadil (Tim Benzedrine) is a druggie...
(I will not post Bilbo's book name, for, ehem, understandable reasons...) |
Yes Galadriel, if you happen to look previously, Tilpot already mentioned Bilbo's BOTR counterpart...
You missed out Morgoth: Giving his minions makovers with sparkly nailpolish and silver eyeshadow... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Oh boy... Sauron: Breeding his werewolves and cats, and then holding massive shows, and entering them for "Dog most like its owner" etc etc.. Thats disturbing...... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ April 15, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ] |
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Figwit: Practicing his pout. |
Y'know, Im convinced Figwit is either Elrohir or.. um.. the other one...Elladan, thats it.. hes got the hair...
As the quote on the top of my screen is Ugluk... Ugluk: Practicign scaring small orcs in his spare time And as ive been working down the stables.. Asfaloth: Kicking Glorfindel in the stables, which is why he let Arwen steal his part... [ April 15, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ] |
Hmmm.... Let's see here *grins evily [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] *
Gimli: practices falling of a horse Legolas: Unsuccesfully teaching himself to fly Gimli: Skateboarding off the neighbors roof Eowen: Playing with her fathers swords Galadriel: Jumping onto unsuspecting strangers backs Sauron: Volunteering at the local animal shelter How was that? Funny? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I try! |
I'v been thinking hard and I relized that it really hurts!
Legolas: Learning to walk on snow(succesfully this time) Boromir: Collecting jewelry(rings in particular) Frodo: Juggling while riding a unicycle(don't ask) Aragorn: Watching "The Avengers" to learn how to sword fight Gimli: Painting his nails at girly sleepovers with Arwen, Eowen, Galadriel, and Rosie(that explains a little of their relationship....) Galadriel: Fortune telling at the county fair Celeborn: Tight-rope walking(not like Galadriel lets him do anything else) Did they sound a bit carnival-ish to anyone else? [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Oh well [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ April 17, 2003: Message edited by: Arafangwen ] |
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How..odd... **Legolas flies past** Mneh?!? Aaaand... Quote:
Heres one from the stables Sam: Volunteering to work in the Rivendell stables but then just throwing horse**** at Aragorn.... ^_^ And, for no reason Barliman Butterburr: MENSA... |
Denethor: Collecting pocket lighters
Sam: Chassing ostriches Nazgul: watching Walt Disney movies Elrond: Fire-proofing Rivendell.... |
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imagining Sam chasing ostritches is paining my sides with laughter.
OK Boromir: Standing in front of a mirror saying, 'You are HOT. YOU are the best looking guy in Gondor.' Frodo: Practices his girlie screech for the next time he gets hurt. Celeborn: Expirementing with weed. ("What gets me higher: pipe weed or this white powder...?") Galadriel: Scaring little kids by speaking to them in their minds. Merry: Drinking, drinking, & DRINKING. ("Bring on the beer, baby!") Pippin: Seeing how many people he can drive nuts in a day & petting kittens. Oh, & revealing peoples' identities. Aragorn: Dragging innocent people into inn rooms & asking if they're frightened. Bilbo: Running away from home suddently & for no apparent reason. Saruman: Causing natural disasters. |
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Bilbo: Spitting at anyone & everyone who calls him 'Dildo'. Sauron: Writing elementary pursuasive peices to convince Frodo to give him the Ring. Arwen: tallying up the # of times she's kissed Aragorn & shoving them under Eowyn's nose. Elrond: Plotting against Arwen's human boyfriends. (he's knocked off 26 so far. He tried coming on to the 27th. Needless to say, his plan worked) Legolas; Collecting drool from his fangirls. (Wow...8 gallons in ONE DAY...) Eowyn: Writing love letters to other ladies' boyfriends. Eomer: Apprehending the love letters on their way to Rivendell & laughing at them with Denethor & Theoden. Sam: Flashing innocent by-standers. (ARRRGH!) Gimli: Full time stripper. |
Oh, here's Frodo's REAL hobbit-I mean hobby:
Laying on his couch while is in-home shrink says: "Now, Frodo, tell me about the pain you experienced when the Nazgul stabbed you. Just let it ALL out & remember, I am HERE for you..." I can just see Frodo on his couch holding a pink stuffed bunny. Boromir has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ("Rings, rings, RINGS!!!! **maniacle laughter follows**) |
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Faramir: Rat racing. I can just see it now.... |
I'm not sure how to do qotes, but... OH MY GOSH, RYNOAH! DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK BOROMIR'S HOT? Personally I think he looks like my dad's friend, Artie the Know-It-All.
Aaaanyway- Gandalf's hobbies include: Making fireworks to scare the bejesus out of unsuspecting hobbits & dragging people through windows by the hair & asking if they've been eavesdropping. (he love to watch them fidget with fright & beg not to be turned into toads.) |
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Bwahahaha!!! For cassie claire fans: Elrond: Stealing Arwens purple dresses.... Legolas: Practicing his nancing Merry: Collecting carrots |
Legolasgiving people makeovers!! Oh and looking at himself in a mirror is a great hobby of his! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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