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Beanamir of Gondor 03-16-2004 11:44 AM

The question is not who I would want to meet- it's who I wouldn't want to meet. Jeez.

I'm not sure about me, but I know my sister would want to meet Lurtz, the affectionately titled Uruk who slaughtered my poor Gondorian.

EP: Lurtz! Lurtz! You're so... MANLY!
Lurtz: What?! [grunt and whacks EP] Me not manly! Me uruk-y!

Probably I'd seduce Boromir, and elope with him. Honeymoon location: Caradhras. Then, since my bodily form is more akin to a hobbit-lass's than a shieldmaiden's, we will be forced to cuddle to keep me warm.

Sigh of disgustingly happy contentment.

Lady Snickerdoodle 03-16-2004 02:35 PM

Questions for Legolas:
MARRY ME!!!!! PLEEEZ???? (can't believe no one's said this already, am I seriously the only leggy lover here???)
Can I borrow your shampoo/conditioner? (hes got great hair..)
Can you teach me to shoot like that?

Yeah I would really wanna meet Leggy, the character, to see how he measures up to Orli. Also, I would try to pretend swoon and have him catch me, in which case I would immediately spring up and scream, "MY HEROOO!!!" (i know, i know, i am delusional and slightly mad)

For Arwen or Eowyn- Why didn't you ask to join the fellowship??? (seriously, something I've always wondered about)


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