I Regret Nothing
Turin Turambar

Stormy Seas and Tumultuous waters by Osse.
I'm the boss by Eru
Gettin' yar ships riggin' right by Cirdan (No, I don't think he would speak like that)

And some real ones:
Treasure Island by Ar-Pharazon
20,000 leagues under the Sea by A. Silmaril
The Horse and his Boy by Shadowfax
The Silver Chair by Denethor
White Fang by Huan
In the Heart of the Sea by Ulmo

And why not some non-fiction:
The origin of species by Yavanna

When Will I Be Famous by Anarion.
The Half-blood Prince by Elrond.
The Goblins on Fire by The Balrog.
Forgotten Realms by Ingwe.

How I conquered my fear of heights!
By Manwe

How I conquered my fear of Lights!
By Varda

Spelunking in the Misty Mountains

By S. Gollum
Illus. B. Baggins
Pub. Rivendell House

How To Be A Bad Husband by Aldarion

How To Banish All Men From Your Life In A Few Simple Stepsby Erendis

Men Are From Mars
Women Are from Venus

By Erendis

''How to loose a guy in 163 years'' by Erendis

Indeed! :D

''Sleeping disorders and how to treat them '' by Este

How to be Beautiful

By An Elf.

How to lose an All Powerful Ring

By Sauron.

Arson for Dummies

By Gothmog.

"The complete guide to store a good relationship with your pets" by the ex-queenBeruthiel

Hair Removing Techniques by Dis

"Loyalty to masters"by a Dead

Plays on real books

Sword of the Rightful King: A novel of King Elessar by Barahir grandson of the Steward Faramir

Maiar and Balrogs by King Thranduil (can't you just see him as a conspiracy theorist? Galadriel and Elrond are out to get me, I tell you.)

The Singer's Wife by ????????, wife of Maglor

A History of the World in 6 Glasses by Galion

The Stupidest Things Ever Done by Kings: As Told By Somebody Who Served One of the Stupidest by Lord Celeborn

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Originally Posted by LadyBrooke (Post 603023) Plays on real books Maiar and Balrogs by King Thranduil (can't you just see him as a conspiracy theorist? Galadriel and Elrond are out to get me, I tell you.):D The Stupidest Things Ever Done by Kings: As Told By Somebody Who Served One of the Stupidest by Lord Celeborn

Just hillarious!