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Legate of Amon Lanc 02-03-2008 12:59 PM

Once again inspired by Noggie...

Now with 50% more An Adventure of Hobbit Proportions!
We'd be happy to see that much tomorrow :rolleyes:

Give that man a PM.
Maybe an advice on how to reach it.

And this was quite interesting:
Biting the hand that feeds the One Ring.

Come fly the friendly Nine Riders.

Take two bottles into the Dol Guldur?

Break me off a piece of that Ungoliant.
:rolleyes:

TheGreatElvenWarrior 02-03-2008 01:22 PM

It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's The Great Elven Warrior.
 
HA! I got a slogan that said "Everything we do is Driven by Mordor!"
How funny.
And also "Challenge the Barrow-Downs"

The Shire, it's whats for dinner.

Legate of Amon Lanc 02-03-2008 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior (Post 546076)
The Shire, it's whats for dinner.

...Smaug replied to his friend. :D

Volo 02-03-2008 02:16 PM

Don't Say Brown, Say "The Barrowdowns".
 
We're Serious About Mist In The Barrow Downs.
Exactly!

Everything We Do is Driven by The Meaning Of Life Forever.
Less than I thought...

Just One Fenris Wolf - Give It To Me!
That was what I was hoping for during stage1.

Puts the Arda in Britain.
What does?

Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Dragons.
Here's something for Hookbill.

The Coolest Penguins on Ice.
At times these are as unappropriate as possible, sometimes the other way round.

Eönwë 02-04-2008 06:09 PM

I got:

3-in-1 Protection for your Eönwë.

and:

Chocolate Eönwë. Since 1911.

and (my favourite):

There's Only One Eönwë.
maybe:
We'll Leave The Eönwë On For You
They're Yummy For Your Eönwë.
But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Eönwë.
Just One Eönwë - Give It To Me!
Spreads Straight from the Eönwë.
Mama's got the Magic of Eönwë.
The Incredible, Edible Eönwë.

ok I'm overdoing it a bit. But I'll leave leave you with:

Reach Out and Touch Barrow Downs.
Barrow Downs Not Included.
Only Barrow Downs Has The Answer.

Nerwen 02-05-2008 09:13 AM

The Barrowdowns tested, Mother approved.

Tough on dirt, gentle on the Barrowdowns.

Have The Barrowdowns Your Way.

I Think, Therefore The Barrowdowns.

Make Someone Happy with a Nerwen.

When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Nerwen Overnight.

Cleans Right Round The Nerwen.

Nerwen. It's What's For Dinner. (Hmmn. I think that could be a bad WW omen.)

You Can Really Taste The Nerwen! (Likewise.)

Precioussss 02-05-2008 12:05 PM

I used my own name first, and got

"How do you eat your Fallon?"

and

"It's not TV, it's Fallon"

Then I tried my username and got this:

"How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Precioussss?"

Oh my word. :eek::eek:

Also, when you submit an empty space, a word automatically pops up there, and it's different every time, and includes such lovely words as "pain", "misery","worry", and "dejection". It seems to be a sad slogan generator.

Rune Son of Bjarne 02-05-2008 12:42 PM

"A Rune A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play."
No comments

"
The Rune Son of Bjarne Sign Means Happy Motoring"
That was odd

"
Only Ghouls Has The Answer"
I think this one is brilliant.

Meneltarmacil 02-06-2008 10:10 PM

The Incredible, Edible Meneltarmacil

Come on, Wolves; you know you want to.

Is it just a coincidence that I decided to join the latest Werewolf game earlier today?

Rikae 02-07-2008 12:11 PM

Just a few more...
 
The Barrowdowns is What We Do.

The Barrowdowns - It Does a Body Good.

He Who Thinks The Barrowdowns Drinks The
Barrowdowns.

Macalaure Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass.

And All Because The Lady Loves Macalaure.

Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Macalaure.

Bwahahahaha....

EDIT:
Ohh, I have to add this one:

Moving At The Speed Of Macalaure.

Kitanna 02-07-2008 01:20 PM

Watch out there's a Kitanna about.

Semper Hobbit

Splash Elrond all over

Perhaps the new Soylent Green slogan Now with 50% more Hobbit!

Mithalwen 07-26-2008 03:01 PM

Inspired by the last WW game
 
which coined the neoloisms "Mithish", "Mith-ways" "Mithwaggon" and "Mithwolf" - and so possibly egomania I revisited this and got :

Got a Mithwolf? You're in luck! Grrr
Make someone happy with a Mithwolf Presumably Nogrod being proved right :rolleyes:
It's a bit of a Mithwaggon It certainly was....
Oh hungry? Oh Mithish. That is why I got casseroled...
Gives a meal Mithish appeal..well it would wouldn't it...

Formendacil 07-26-2008 03:31 PM

This is SO not the site to discover on a lazy Saturday afternoon...

If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Formendacil
-very, very true...

A Finger of Formendacil is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat
-if your children are werewolves...

I Feel Like Formendacil Tonight
--I do, strangely enough:D

There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Form
--My next Werewolf game could be interesting... this site is like a suggestion box for dead-ended WW mods...

Leaves Your Form Minty not Mediciney
--Umm.... okay....

America's Most Trusted Formie
-Yes, I think so.

It's That Formy Feeling
-Presumably when when you start hating Days 1, this is occurring.:p

Australians Wouldn't Give A Dead Serious For Anything Else
-Rather flippant of them, methinks.

Look For The Dead Serious Label
--because it's on all the best posts.:smokin:

Morthoron 07-26-2008 08:21 PM

FEEL THE RAW NAKED BARROW-DOWNS OF THE ROAD

DON'T FORGET THE BARROW-DOWNS, MUM

YOU DESERVE A MORTH TODAY (so shut-up and take yer medicine!)

A BARROW-DOWNS IS FOREVER

COME SEE THE SOFTER SIDE OF MORTHORON (not bloody likely)

MOMS LIKE YOU CHOOSE MORTHORON (We've come for your daughter, Chuck)

I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE BARROW-DOWNS GIRLS

FALL INTO THE BARROW-DOWNS

YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS, WE'VE GOT MORTHORON

NO MORTH, NO COMMENT (literally!)

A DAY WITHOUT MORTH IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE (darn straight!)

Eönwë 07-27-2008 06:16 AM

"Eönwë Prevents That Sinking Feeling" cos "With A Name Like Eönwë, It Has To Be Good"
 
I got a few

3-in-1 Protection for your Barrow-Downs. (In case your password gets stolen- everyone wants to be Eönwë on the Downs:p)
We'll Leave The Barrow-Downs On For You. (I've done that before)
There's Only One Barrow-Downs. (Very true)

Because there is so much riding on your Eönwë (hmm...)

Some WW ones:

Taste the Eönwë (It tastes good)
You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Eönwë(OW!)
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Eönwë. (Well...)
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Eönwë (What! Get away, you wolves)
And the ultimate WW caliing:
Hungry? Why Wait? Grab an Eönwë.

Or maybe I'll last a longer time:
Do You Eat The Eönwë Last?


and:
Central Heating for The Barrow-Downs (Ha ha!)
Grab life by the Barrow-Downs (true)

Probably The Best Eönwë In The World. (hopefully true. But not the best Eonwe, mind you).

I've Seen the Future, and it's Eönwë Shaped
Eönwë is forever


Ok, I'd better Do The Eönwë and stop now.


Edit: Anyway, Wouldn't You Rather Be Eönwë?

TheGreatElvenWarrior 07-27-2008 08:18 PM

Easy, breezy, beautiful TGEW!
I rather like this one!;)

The TGEW for your life
Hmm... yes! Everyone needs one of me!

Get Busy With TGEW
Umm... No.

We're Serious About TGEW
No we're not, since when have I been serious?

Snap into a slim TGEW
Just because I'm skinny...


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I'm not Just The Downer, I'm a member
Hmmm...

Nothing Comes Between me and My The Downer
Hey... did they just read my mind?

Mum's gone to The Downer
Hmmm... Does she work there?

Washing Machines Live Longer With The Downer
Wow. Does Hookbill repair washing machines in his spare time?

Absolute The Downer
Absolutely, positively!

The Downer is Good For You
You can make your own assessments about this one

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It's Good To Talk The Barrow-Downs

The Barrow-Downs Wanted
I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean

To Our Members, We're the Fourth Emergency The Barrow-Downs
That Doesn't make sense

A Finger Of The Barrow-Downs is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat
Umm... That scares me

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Got a The Phantom and Alien? You're in Luck!

The Incredible, Edible, The Phantom and Alien
Nummy, Alien guts!

Hungry? Why wait? Grab a The Phantom and Alien
Mmm. Phantom sandwiches!

Four out of five Dentists Recommend The Phantom and Alien

The Phantom and Alien of A New Generation

The Phantom and Alien Not Included

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Made in Scotland from the Barrow-wight
The Barrow-Wight Lives in Scotland?

What's in your Barrow- wight?

My Anti-Drug is the Barrow-Wight
Oh dear...

Sharing the Barrow-Wight of your life
Mommy, I don't want to share!

Barrow-Wight born and Bred
Yup, that's me!

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Don't Get Mad, Get Barrow-Downs Dreams
I'm not mad, I promise!

The Best Barrow-Downs Dreams Available to Humanity
No Comment...

Tonight Let It Be Barrow-Downs Dreams
How Fitting

Barrow-Downs Dreams- It Does a Body Good
... or not so good...


Ok. That's It With This Madness!
(And it is said that she ran off with her long brown hair bursting in flame as she went, and TGEW was never seen by any wight on the Barrow-Downs again.)

Eönwë 07-28-2008 06:47 AM

Aaahh, Eönwë!
 
The Too Good to Hurry Eönwë. What that means I do not know.
It Needn't Be Hell With Eönwë. True
Have You Forgotten How Good Eönwë Tastes? Yes, that is a call to play WW (for the WWs)
Don't Leave Home Without Eönwë. Obviously
An Army of Eönwë. Well I'm not a violent person, but the one in the Silm is.
When You've Got Eönwë, Flaunt It. No comment
Why Can't Everything Orange Be Eönwë? I'm not orange!
I Bet He Drinks Eönwë. That's just strange.
Make Room for the Eönwë. I should use that as my signature
Think Once, Think Twice, Think Eönwë. or this
Give The Dog An Eönwë Well at least its not a wolf :eek:
The Eönwë Effect. The best there is :D
You Need An Eönwë. The 'Downs knows that its true
More Eönwë Please. ha
Gee, Your Eönwë Smells Terrific Why, thank you
Happiness is Eönwë-Shaped. Well it got one thing right
Eönwë Comes to Those Who Wait.

Pride of the Barrow-Downs For Over a Hundred Years. That's me, all right


Ok, I'll leave this now (for the 100th time), but remember:

This Is The Age Of The Eönwë.

Lindale 09-05-2008 11:07 AM

tis a funny site!!

3-in1 Protection for your Barrowdowns!

Four out of five dentists recommend Barrowdowns!
- now that would be creepy!

Promise her anything, but give her Barrowdowns!

They're yummy for your Lindale

Lindale not included
- where?

So easy, no wonder Lindale is #1!
- I love it! :D

Stop! This Lindale is not ready yet!

and finally:

I wish all girls could be Lindale girls.

whereas Sauron got:

Good honest Sauron since 1898

Uh-oh, better get Sauron!

It needn't be hell with Sauron

Kath 09-06-2008 10:30 AM

I'm a little bit worried about this, the first slogan it came up with for me was:

It Makes Your Kath Smack

But I like:

I'm Lovin' Kath

Ha, they're all really funny though.

Nothing Comes Between Me And My Kath

Schhh - You Know Kath (which may be my favourite as you can just see the eye roll)

Rune Son of Bjarne 09-06-2008 10:14 PM

"8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Rune"
Thet can always tell when you got the allergies!

"Happiness is a Cigar Called Sting"
I almost feel bad about smoking it. . .

"It's Gandalf Time"
I bet it is
"Can You Tell Union From Butter"
I know I can't

"Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Fingolfin"
and I mean it!!

Eönwë 02-20-2009 09:46 AM

"The Tolkien is Mightier than the Sword."
 
Bring out the Barrow-Wight

Turn loose the Eönwë- roar!

Eönwë. It's What's For Dinner. - A warning against the next WW game?

Have You Forgotten How Good Eönwë Tastes?- I haven't been playing it (WW) much lately. I should run away while I still have the chance.


Come to Life. Come to Barrow Downs.- Slightly contradictory, perhaps.:p

Barrow Downs Makes Everything Better.- True, true

Uh-oh, Better Get Barrow Downs. -For all your Tolkien needs. Or: If You Really Want To Know, [about Tolkien stuff] Look In The Barrow Downs. or: You've Got Questions. We've Got Barrow Downs.



Smart. Beautiful. Ungoliant. :eek:

Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Gollum.

Make Someone Happy with Tom Bombadil- Hmm...

Sting Comes to Those Who Wait.- My advice: Don't wait!

Nothing Acts Faster Than Gurthang.- See above

We're Serious About Gurthang.- SO am I. So is Glaurung. So is Turin.

Good Honest Hobbit Since 1896.- For orcs.

You Need A Hobbit- No, you need The Hobbit.

Old Toby: The Other White Meat.- So that's the secret!

Because Cirdan Can't Drive.- But he can swim!

Top Breeders recommend Thuringwethil- What sort of breeders are these?

Everything We Do is Driven by Morgoth. :eek:

Give the Dog a Sauron.- Huan?

Ok, I think that's enough.

But, that website is: Good to the Last Lord Of The Rings.
Also, You Need A Tolkien.- The website said it, not me.

Middi-chan 06-04-2009 01:32 AM

slogans
 
Haha these were really funny I got

Do The The barrowdowns

Put an Anduin in your tank

Happiness is the barrowdowns shaped

and finally

Once you pop you can't stop the barrowdowns

Middi-chan 06-04-2009 02:00 AM

slogan's
 
I found some more, though I think Gimli's and Boromir's, also Legolas's last couple are funny too


Anduril

Come to life, come to Anduril
The best part of waking up is Anduril in your cup
Let the Anduril begin


Cob

I scream, You scream, We all scream for cob


Dwarves

Ding-Dong! Dwarves calling!

Elves
How refreshing! How Elves!


Gondor

Today's Gondor since 1903
Nothing comes between me and my Gondor


Rohirrim

Built Rohirrim tough
Can't do it in real life, Do it on Rohirrim


Aragorn
Do you eat the Aragorn last?
I'm only here for the Aragorn
Go On, Get Your Aragorn Out
Aragorn born and bred
Aragorn really satisfies

Legolas

Put a Legolas in your tank
It's a New Legolas everyday
Because Legolas is complicated enough
Lipsmacking' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Legolas

Gimli

Gimli-lickin Good
Gee, Your Gimli Smells Terrific
Taste The Gimli
Better Ingredients, Better Gimli
I Want My Gimli

Pippin

Come One, Come all to Pippin
What Can Pippin Do For You?
Go Crack A Pippin
All You Add Is Pippin
It's Not TV. It's Pippin

Merry
The Right Merry At The Right Time
Your Never Alone With A Merry
Silly Rabbit, Merry Is For Kids
Savour The Flavour Of Merry
Merry - It does a Body Good

Boromir

My Boromir To Yours
Prolongs Active Boromir
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Boromir
The Future's Bright, The Future's Boromir
A Boromir Is Forever

Nessa Telrunya 06-25-2009 05:59 AM

"Because Nessa Telrunya Can't Drive"

:mad:


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