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Kent2010 03-26-2009 02:08 PM

What do people like to roll down the Falls of Rauros in?

TheGreatElvenWarrior 04-06-2009 03:24 PM

What those trolls were really made out of.

Eönwë 06-02-2009 04:48 AM

How about:

Treebeard's chin

TheGreatElvenWarrior 06-03-2009 01:47 PM

The cure for all ailments.

Eönwë 09-13-2009 03:49 PM

What did Melkor tell Sauron was their greatest threat?


-------or------

Which of these weapons killed the most orcs?

A. Hurin's sword
B. Tuor's axe
C. Durin's Hammer
D. Treebeard's chin

Hookbill the Goomba 09-13-2009 03:57 PM

- Where did Merry lose his hat?

- Where is the largest settlement of rats in Middle Earth?

- Where has the light of the sun never penetrated?

TheGreatElvenWarrior 09-15-2009 11:45 PM

Okay, lets have a new answer, shall we?

Hobbit Feet

Laurinquë 09-17-2009 02:03 AM

And the hottest selling item on the black market today is . . .

Hookbill the Goomba 05-22-2010 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior (Post 610824)
Hobbit Feet

Q: What did Aragorn find when rooting through Elrond's wardrobe?

Oddwen 05-22-2010 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior (Post 610824)
Okay, lets have a new answer, shall we?

Hobbit Feet

What type of measurement is used in the Shire?

Shastanis Althreduin 05-22-2010 07:55 PM

What did Aragorn's brooch smell of after it was returned to him?

Eomer of the Rohirrim 05-23-2010 04:29 AM

A common delicacy in Gondor (before the war of the Ring anyway) was...

Galadriel55 01-29-2011 01:28 PM

The Mouth of Sauron gave Gandalf two pairs of...

or

What made Cirith Ungol stink so much?

or

What was Smeagol's favourite snack (after fish)?

or

What did Gandalf find hanging on a tree in Crickhollow?

or

What do you usually see hanging on clotheslines in the Shire?

Galadriel55 01-29-2011 05:15 PM

and another one
 
If it wasn't Elves or Dwarves that upset Caradhras, what did anger it so?

Hookbill the Goomba 01-29-2011 05:24 PM

What did Aragorn foolishly traid all of Gondor for?

Galadriel55 01-29-2011 05:37 PM

What gave Frodo and Sam away in Mordor when they pretended to be orcs?

Galadriel55 01-29-2011 05:39 PM

What has so much hair on it that you can hardly see it*?

*Except for a Dwarf's chin:D

Galadriel55 02-02-2011 04:58 PM

What did Gimli hear tiptoing behind him in the Paths of the Dead, the place where any nightmare can come true?

*poor Gimli. That Pippin must really have driven him nuts!:D*

The thing about Bilbo that offended Smaug the most was...

Hookbill the Goomba 02-02-2011 06:05 PM

A new answer, I think...

In Sauron's Bathroom.

I think it's...

Where was the One Ring actually forged?

Or

What was the last place Shelob was ever trapped?

Galadriel55 02-02-2011 07:39 PM

What an answer!!!
 
In what room of Angband was Morgoth hiding when Eonwe won the War of Wrath?

Where is the foulest stench in ME?

Bom Tombadillo 02-07-2011 07:13 PM

Where was the first Evil Ainur Club meeting held?

Lousy, I know, but it's a hard answer.

Evisse the Blue 02-09-2011 05:23 AM

What is the one place in Middle Earth where Gandalf hasn't been in?

yeah, that's kinda dumb :o

Hookbill the Goomba 02-09-2011 06:32 AM

All right, let's have a different answer then...

Four Hundred Miles.

My guess is...

How tall will Hobbits grow if they drink all the Ent Draughts in the world?

OR

How long was the scroll detailing the Blue Wizards' adventures? :eek:

Galadriel55 02-14-2011 05:23 PM

If you stack orcs on top of each other, how tall would a stack made of the orcs of the battle of Gondor be?

How deep was the well in Moria that Pippin through a rock in?

How long will Gandalf's beard be in another thousand years?

Total distance that the hobbits of the Shire together travelled in a milenium.

How far did Ancalagon fall after Earendil poked him?

When Sam thought that Caradhras was Orodruin, how far was he from the truth?


Gonna try to come up with something better soon...;)

Galadriel55 02-16-2011 07:36 PM

What distance would Bombur have to jog in order to get rid of all the extra weight?

Galadriel55 03-02-2011 05:56 PM

Methinks its time for a new answer...
 
ONLY ONE

How many drinks did Denethor have beforehe set himself on fire?
*looks skeptical at the answer*

How many orcs know how to count past 10?

Hookbill the Goomba 03-02-2011 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galadriel55 (Post 650659)
ONLY ONE

How many baths had Aragorn ever had before becoming king?

OR

How many computers with an internet connection existed in Middle Earth at the end of the Third Age? :eek:

Bom Tombadillo 03-02-2011 09:17 PM

How many days was Gandalf in ME before he became addicted to pipe-weed?

OR

How many Rules (:eek:) did the Hobbits inadvertently obey upon their return to the Shire?

OR

How many times did the Ents try to form a soccer (football for all you silly non-Americans out there) team?

Galadriel55 03-03-2011 06:19 AM

How many times in his life does an average Man die? :eek:

Eönwë 03-03-2011 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bom Tombadillo (Post 650671)
How many times did the Ents try to form a soccer (football for all you silly non-Americans out there) team?

How many times has someone called football soccer and survived? :p

Galadriel55 03-09-2011 07:12 PM

How many Sharkeys were there in the history of the Shire?

How many books did Radagast read during all his time in ME?

How many men of dared to argue with Helm Hammerhand?

Galadriel55 03-20-2011 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eönwë (Post 591194)
What did Gandalf keep under his cloak?

~A: A barrel of beer

So that's why he uncloaked so often! :D:cool:

Galadriel55 03-21-2011 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galadriel55 (Post 650659)
ONLY ONE

How many people tried presenting Sauron with a fake Ruling Ring?

Galadriel55 08-28-2011 06:08 PM

I feel like randomly selecting a randomly new random answer.

Pippin

~~~

The root of all evil?

Who stole all of Gandalf's stores of pipeweed?

Gollum the Second?

Ronpaul 08-28-2011 11:33 PM

The bulk of horses that Eomer gave to Aragorn afterwards the WR!

Galadriel55 09-08-2011 07:31 PM

Quote:

Pippin
Spammer? :Merisu:


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