...unless you order your death in an hour.

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Smaug: "You have good manners for a thief and..."

... and poor manners for a butler!"

Aragorn: "Here's a pretty hobbit-skin to wrap an elven princeling in! If it were known that all Hobbits had such hides...

Aragorn: "Here's a pretty hobbit-skin to wrap an elven princeling in! If it were known that all Hobbits had such hides...
I'd given up my claim to the throne and made a fortune hunting hobbits!!


Frodo! Come back! A madness took me, but...

Frodo! Come back! A madness took me, but...

...I promise no more uncloakings


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Bombur: I am too fat for such...

a dinner that only consists of Bilbo's sweet cakes and Mountain Dew.

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Theoden: The horn of Helm Hammerhand, shall sound in the deep, one last time. Let this be the hour we...

go insane because of these Sound of Music songs stuck in our heads. "The hills are alive..."
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THere is an inn a merry old inn
beneath an old grey hill
and there they...

The hills are alive...maybe that ecstacy was too good

If this is to be our end then i shall have them make such an end to....

Laugh about! have you heard the one about the black man and the penguin?

"One Ring to find them...."

One Ring to find them...

blasted contacts that you keep loosing Sam.


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Frodo: We had better find someone who will tell us...

Frodo: We had better find someone who will tell us...

...the way to Amarillo.





Eowyn: "Aragorn, why will you go on this deadly...."

dull sounding holiday organised by NADFAS? A tour of early Stoor settlements with lectures by Prof S. Gollum..... why don't you try Club Rhun?


"Too long I have...

...tried to find the Loch Ness Monster."

"I'm glad you're here..."

"I'm glad you're here..."
for now we can get this parrrrty started!!

'Nay, pray do not smile at me...

...it becomes too apparent that you never brush your teeth.

Eowyn: "No longer do I desire..."

...barbie dolls, Uncle Theoden. I'm over twenty now."

Frodo: "I have come! But I do not choose now to do what I came to do. I will not...

Frodo: "I have come! But I do not choose now to do what I came to do. I will not...

...peel one more potato.


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Meneldur: If smiths remained five years at the anvil...

Meneldur: If smiths remained five years at the anvil...

....Morrissey would never get any songs written.






Thorin: This most excellent and audacious hobbit, may the hair on his toes....

... we would have few Smithsons."

Frodo: "But I warn you, Smeagol...

EDIT: Crossposted with Lalwende.

never be subject to the curling iron.


never ever audition for Les Mis! Your singing is dreadful!



Éomer: Saruman has poisoned....

Éomer: Saruman has poisoned...

...those brownies, I advise we do not eat them unless Grima eats one first.


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Mandos: Their Oath shall drive them, and yet...

... the van shall end up in a ditch."

Arwen: "But I say to you, King of the Numenoreans, not till now have I understood the tale of your people and their fall. As wicked fools I scorned them, but I...

must admit that you are all party animals, even if you spend so much time wasted or hung over.

'Here is a thing unheard of!' [Gimli] said. 'An Elf will go underground....

Here is a thing unheard of!' [Gimli] said. 'An Elf will go underground...

...while a dwarf would prefer frolicking in the woods in my pink tutu.


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Gwindor: A wandering Elf, a thrall escaped, whom Beleg met and...

Morm, that is TERRIBLY funny... and wrong... very wrong.
 

... and went into partnership in the Clown Cream Pies business with."

Sam: "My master is sick and wounded. He can't go on riding after nightfall. He needs...

Book quotes! What fun!!!

"... rest."

Sam: "My master is sick and wounded. He can't go on riding after nightfall. He needs...

...a nightlight for he is fearful of the dark


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Beren: Thrice now I curse my...

Gurthang? Do you have a follow up sentence?

Well, as there was no followup sentence, I'll add one of my own as I like this thread. if Gurthang offers one before anyone else answers, we'll go with his

There was too much of the Mr. underhill to go vanishing into thin air, or...

Oops. Sorry about that. I'll go ahead and answer Farael's then give a follow-up. I think I was pressed for time when I wrote that, and wasn't in the best thinking mind. :rolleyes: Again, apologies.

...maybe there was less of Mr. Underhill than meets the eye!

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Gimli: All who look upon her fall under her spell and...

Gimli: All who look upon her fall under her spell and...

will never forget the taste of purple gum balls.


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Sam: What do they live on when they can't get...

Sam: What do they live on when they can't get...

...off?

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Saruman: You have robbed my revenge of sweetness, and now I must go hence in...

a time machine to the 25th century.

It is a mark of evil things...

It is a mark of evil things...

...that is what that grafiiti is.
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Sam: Well, I'm...
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VAPORGENIE VAPORIZER

...wearing only a towel and standing in a bowl of porridge... what do I do now?

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Gandalf: "And I return to you now at..."

Well I'm BACK The last words spoken in the Trilogy.

Gandalf: "And I return to you now at..."

...the end of Gigli. And if you insist on watching it again, I'll leave again.

Saruman: "But we must have power, power to...

Saruman: "But we must have power, power to...

...heat our houses, light our rooms and operate power tools.

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Hurin: The King's grace is great indeed; but if our word is not enough, then we will...

Valier, this is a Mirth thread and it's not an attempt to guess the quote. Rather it's an attempt to be humorous. I'd love to see what humor you could come up with. Boromir explained it rather well on the first post of this thread.