Shouldn't that be "Pardon me, but are you Beren Erchamion? You've been running through my mind without paws!".

Bwah-hem.

Since Roggie is also wearing flameproof eyeliner, we now await Lush's endearing response.

Gandalf: So now they say I'm not allowed to uncloak in public any more.

Aragorn: So now they say I can't keep all the orc heads I collected!

Sam: So now they say I can't keep all the frying pans I collected!

Gollum: The doctors say that within a year or three I’ll be able to control the voices without medication...

Hmmm.... how bawdy with double entendres are we allowed to get with this thread? :)

I suppose it depends how silly it gets...

Gandalf: Hey, want to see MY Shadowfax?

Victim: That... That doesn't make any sense! :confused:

Gandalf: Um... I'll be right back.

Hmmm.

I shall step in and urge caution and restraint.

Family friendly site.

Witch King of Angmar:

I like to scream! Right between the sound machines.
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night...

Anything said by Saruman.

This just came to mind... Manwë may not have a magic carpet, but he does have those Eagles!

"I can show you the world... Shining, shimmering, splen- did..."


That was bad. :o

Boromir: "Wanna blow my horn, babe?"

Sauron: *getting on one knee* Please accept this ring... as a token of how I feel about you? *eyelash flutter*

(And for those of you who know/love the Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire:)

Elrond: You know... eggplant is a good color for the both of us.

Tom Bombadil: Come to my house... NOW!! :mad:

Thorondor: Going my way?

Oh, Bethberry-- that was PRICELESS. Bravo! Consider yourself green-boxed until I spread some more around.

Shadowfax: "Did you whistle?"

Moth: "You're all grey. Just like me. And whiskery."

:eek::eek::eek:

If Rosie, for rather good reason, wasn't feeling too
charitable to Gollum given the way he viewed her
Samie, she could say to Gollum:
"Anytime you want to go out on a date with me
just whistle. You know how to whistle don't you...?"

What about "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you."? :P

Along the lines of the Boromir-Horn lines:
Feanor - anything related to jewels, family jewels, silmarils

I cannot believe I just typed that.:eek: But the first thing that came out of sister’s mouth when I was describing The Sil was that they were all obsessed with family jewels. And now I can’t get it out of my head. Bad thoughts, Bad thoughts. *pounds head into desk* And somebody asked my friend at school the other day if she wanted to see his. *thud as I miss the desk and hit the floor*

And for one along the lines of what I usually get:
Any Elf: But if you do not love me I will surely fade from grief.:rolleyes:

Random Titles can't flirt worth a darn
 

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards,
meddle in mine instead!"
Gildor

Boromir, after doing his best muscle-man flexing poses: "Steel? Not at all, these guns are made of mirthril!"

Arwen: Without you, I am the Uneven Star!

Glorfindel: I slay more than just Balrogs, baby.

Random person to Elrohir: There is no other like you!

Elladan:He-LLO! *points to self*

Balrog: Don't worry baby, this whip is only for show.

This actually happened
 

Readers of the first poem in The Adventures of Tom Bombadil know that Tom could have been charged with assault, kidnapping and sexual harassment in his 'courtship' of Goldberry. It wasn't necessary because, according to him, he had a lot to offer:

'Here's my pretty maiden!
You shall come home with me! The table is all laden:
yellow cream, honeycomb, white bread and butter;
roses at the window-sill and peeping round the shutter.
You shall come under Hill! Never mind your mother
in her deep weedy pool: there you'll find no lover!'

Not only does he have a nice place; he can cook as well!;)

Sorry
 

Théodred: "Hey pretty lady! Wanna come home with me and stay in my box?"

Aragorn: "The hands of a king are the hands of a healer, you know."

Is that the light of Eärendil you have there? Cause you have a nice butt.

Works every time.

Theodred: To me......ladies. Let me lie here 'til...well, you know.

Bilbo (to Smaug): Oh, you slag.

Saeros: Can I have your name? Because I've injured myself falling for you.

Thorin: AZOG.

(Any Dwarf): I am a Dwarf, and I'm digging a hole. To your heart.

Athelas: Aloe you.

Denethor: I want to oil you up and set you on fire.

Mothrandir: *flutters antennae*

Bilbo: What have I got in my pocket?

Bilbo- Good morning, and by that I mean it is a good morning to be spent with you!"

"Hey baby, you're like the last moments of Feanor...really hot."

"Hey baby, you're like the last moments of Dale...really hot."

"Hey baby, you're like the last moments of Gil-Galad...really hot."

Gloin: Want to see why they called me the son of Groin?