"H" is for Hookbill who swallowed a knat.

I is for Imladris , who stepped on a cat

skipping j.

K is for Kath who ate a poisson ivy(sp?) salad.

L is for littlemanpoet, who listened to a lethally lengthy ballad.

"M" is for Meela, crushed by an Ent.

A is for Assassin, who looked in a pot and fell in.
-EF

"N" is for Nimrodel_9 who danced her way of a cliff

O is for Olorin who got a big "*Biff*"

P is for Paavo, who was eaten by a giant fig.

Skipping Q...
 

r is for red, who forgot where to dig

s is for shelob, attacked by a werewolf.

t is for tar-ancalime, who fell in the gulf

Jumping back up to "S" being for Saucepan Man who became Werewolf stew...poor SpM you will be sorely missed in our councils

skipping U.

V is for VanimaEdhel who was killed by you.(my horrible attempt at rhyming with the last death.)

W is for WarBringer, killed in a war

Ah, what a rich imagination I possess. :p

skipping X and Y.

Z is for Zifnab who walked into a door.

A for Anguirel who fell through the floor (with a noose around his neck)

B is for the Barrow-Wight who burnt down with the store.

lets see if we can rhyme righ through the alphabet...
 

C is for Captain of Despair who didn't here the catapult yelling Fore...

D is for Durufin whose died with much gore.

Attempt to incorporate the isle of werewolf game
 

F is for Firefoot who died because of my lore

G is for Gurthang, who couldn't swim any more. (i.e. he drowned)

H is for Hilde Bracegirdle, who also sank before she got to the shore

I Is for Imladris who walked into a door...

One wonders if Imladris and Zifnab walked into the same door. If so, I vote we destroy the wretched contraption.

"J" is for Joy who doesn't post any more.

K is for Kath on whose head developed a large spore

L is for Lush who choked on a smore.

Oops I missed that ......... perhaps it is the door in the famous aria "Questa porta maledetta ......" (Maskerade)

M is for Mithalwen crushed by a rickshaw (in Singapore? ....)

Relaying your own death, Mith? Ah, but then again, this is The Downs... most apt. :p

N is for Nilpaurion Felagund, who was shot due to her slow draw...

Who will be defeated by the rhyming pattern?

so are we rhyming with Mith's 'rickshaw' or Mith's Singapore?

O is for Orual, who snored one to many a snore.
-or-
O is for Orual, who underestimated the aim of the law.

continue rhyming with whichever one we should be continuing with :D.

keep it Singapiore... we have to see if we can rhyme the whole way

P is for Pallando who never came back from the Nucelear Core

Is it just my accent, or do rickshaw / Singapore rhyme anyway? :confused:

In any case, skipping Q.

R is for Rumil, eaten by lions on a safari tour.

it's your accent.
 

"T" is for The Barrow-Wight who's head lost a fight with Thor.

Skipping "U"...no, not you...
 

'V' is for VanimaEdhel, who was a deadly bore.

W is for Witchqueen, a hit by the mafia 'cause she was poor.
(she couldn't pay up)

V is for Vanwalossien, mobbed by the fans for being unable to score.

A thought: perhaps we should make these deaths more Tolkien-related?

Some suggestions...
 

At the top of the page is a spot called Members List, between FAQ and calendar. Click on that, then choose the letter you are working on. Every letter including Q and X has members. This place is great because one does not have to think of names and everyone might have a fair shot of seeing their own fun deaths.
You're right, guy who be short, it should be Tolkien related as possible, but it is fun trying to keep the 'or' rhyme going.

'Y' is for Yavanna who was eaten by Meneldor.
(one of the eagles)

I was mopping the kitchen when it dawned on me that I didn't follow my own advice. 'X' is after 'W', not 'Y' (sorry, guy who be short, I think you forgot the ABC order part, too).

X is for Xphial who got poisoned from the fruit of the trees of Valinor.