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A Resume' that even Dick Chenney would be jealous of...

Well, i don't think Sauron would like to be pres. You know, the whole UN thing... But, what about this?

Resume

Name: The World Destroyer Formerly known as Sauron

Date of birth: I have never lived, only dominated!

Former Occupation (If any): Fascist Dictator (Old school, none of that "Neo" Garbage!)

Training: By the best... Until he went mad, i screwed him over, and took over.

Desired Occupation: Corporate Dictatorship

Reasons for leaving former occupation: Um...Err. Heh Heh. Next Question!?

Reasons for this chosen occupation: Well, you see, the old dominion wasn't bringing in enough budgit and i REALLY wanted some new weapons of mass-destruction. So, i figure, hey? This Haliburton corporation sounds interesting. In other words, I've got a brand new pair of roller skates and Haliburton's got a new key, I think we should get together try to work it out you see? I've been looking around awhile and you Haliburton, got something i need.

Hobbies: Being naughty, charming stray animals and evil creatures to do my bidding, Scaring tax collectors and weapons regalia inspectors (Usually turning them into slaves too, so they can play find-and bring-back with weapons i foolishy wore to war not a dinner party.), and other activities that include malice and eyeballs.

it's not the best Resume' but, it will have to do for now. :(

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Another Bowie Wanna-be...

Yep. You guessed it! Legolas may be a supermodel, or advertisement for hairspay or aquanet, but NOTHING will top this job...

**********************GLAM ROCKER, BABY!**************************

and he would proably look like this:

http://bigspeegs124.tripod.com/siteb...s/hedviiig.jpg

And in the dressing room:
http://home.online.no/~krbjoe2/hedwigmovie2.jpg

Ah. Isn't it beautiful? :o

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saraphim

Faramir would make an excellent psychiatrist. What with all of his childhood trauma. Of course, he'd probably need therapy first:

Faramir: I suppose it all started when Mother died...that's when I wanted to be an interior decorator. Mother always supported my dreams, but Father told me to put down the curtains and be more like Boromir.

Personally, i've always seen Faramir as a make-up artst... Or, personally I need help. He also has reminded me as a "J.F.K." ;) type of personality... He would make a great democrat*, i guess.

*THE Ka is i guess, a Green/Independent, so my political views are much different than his.

Oh no...Ka...now I have to play with photoshop...*scuttles away*

I may post the results somewhere if they turn out well. But I don't know much about photoshop, so don't count on it.