Those 5 army visions haunted Bilbo's old age...

(Wait: that's not funny!)

Bilbo: AH! A new picture!

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Gandalf is told to sit in the corner and think about what he did.

Gandalf: I only uncloaked once... twice... a few times.

OR

Gandalf is about to get the high score on TETRIS, but Minas Tirith is about to fall! :eek:

Gandalf: So this is how MapQuest works. I don't like it!!! It tells lies!!! Lies I tell you!!!! :mad:

Gandalf's wife told him to wait outside the mall entrance until she came out. He's been sitting there for three days.

OR

After Butters the Squirrel stole all of his money, Gandalf was reduced to beg for a living.

OR

Gandalf sits down to relax on one of Minas Tirith's vibrating sitting rocks.

OR

Gandalf: "I cannot understand these directions. There's no Ecthelion Street here! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

No-one could be quite sure just what Gandalf did on the seedy backstreets of Minas Tirith.

After rough housing with Denethor Gandalf is put in a time out.

or

Gandalf tries to find his happy place.

In an act of Revenge Gandalf uses Denethor's flower pot as a toilet.

Gandalf is on guard duty, as Pippin is...elsewhere...

Gandalf: Pippin, your smoking is quite obvious...

Gandalf always found it important to update his memoirs

"It was in the nick-of-time that I arrived at Gondor, had I not arrived their destruction would have been certain. Now my arrival to Gondor was frought with danger, I overcame multiple Nazgul attacks and survived the inane chatter of a hobbit....In conclusion M-e is better with me and that is why I uncloaked."

Gandalf was determined to be first in line at opening time at the "Red-Hot-Buy-One-Get-One-Free" sale at Sizzle's Fireworks Emporium & Donut-Hole Factory.

Sir Ian showed up to wait in line for the premier of The Fellowship of the Ring dressed up and a bit too early.

(ah the memories of waiting all day to see it)

Gandalf is put on the naughty step.

While Gandalf took a nap on a calm back yard, the battle of Minas Tirith was lost.

OR

Gandalf: You see little mouse, everybody is important in a great city like this!

OR

Gandalf: I'm never allowed to play with the others. This isn't fair. I want, I want, I WANT to play hide and seek :(

OR

Gandalf: I could have become evil, travelled east to never return or go crazy and talk only to birds, but here I am stuck with these whining hobbits, rude dwarfes, greedy men and oh so neat elves. Manwe give me strenght...

Gandalf: "Sigh, I can't stand this. All this tiptoeing around Denethor with little "half-truths" is making my nose grow!"

Gandalf writes a letter.

Dear Radagast: I hope this letter finds you well. Many are the strange tides in the fortunes of the world, and the hands of the small work wonders in the cracks where large hands cannot, the wise wonder and the foolish folk act, while the crow flies a hundred miles as the deer runs, and the pools at the end of streams grow ever deeper...

Or...

Gandalf sneaks a moment to cwy.

Or...

Gandalf sits and ponders Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Or...

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to guard a Halfling..."

Gandalf, totally bored with the Siege of Gondor, decides to actually watch cement dry in Minas Tirith.

or

Gandalf, totally bored with the Siege of Gondor, has a staring contest with a box.

Gandalf in hiding
 

In trouble for stealing Denethor's shrinking/sorcerer potion, Gandalf was now generally referred to as a small medium at large.

Dear diary, I had almost forgotten why I hate Denethor so much but todays visit brought it all back to me, the arrogant pride, the sneakiness, the self-righteous hypocrisy, the odor of obstentious authority, the underhanded grilling, the veiled insults, the total lack of respect of my status as a Wizard, the total disdain for Aragorn, the clinging on to power, the complete contempt for his oath as Steward, and now something new, using his grief as a cloak to advance his personal agenda! It makes me so mad I want to punch him with my staff!

To master Perky...
 

Gandalf: 4...8...15...16...23...42

Gandalf: If my calculations are correct, the flaming Denathor should land here, right about... ... now!

OR

Gandalf wonders where that mysterious passage leads. He is horrified to find that it's Denathor's collection of Gandalf the grey uncloaked pictures.

Aragorn from inside: No more Miruvor for you Gandy... And don't come back in here before you've sobered up!

Gandalf (whiter than usually): Ohhhhh....my head....it's spinning......ohhhh

Pouty Gandy
 

Apparently someone is taking being left out of phantom's WW game quite personally...

"Pippin! My new mobile phone has V-Rally on it!"

Gandalf: I miss my hat. :(

Unfortunately, his happy place had something to do with a plantiri!!

or

Sir Ian: Wow!! That game version of me is so much cooler!!! No wonder I got fired....

Battle rages on without Gandalf as he hides in a corner with his new Sudoku book.


OR


Gandalf: "Harumph. I don't think much of the range in the Autumn Argos catalogue. Not a single pipe, and only one staff!"


OR


Gandalf had been waiting so long for the 07.25 to Osgiliath that he had fallen asleep.

Mature Maia (own horse and teeth) WLTM.....
 

Gandalf begins to realise that his blind date isn't going to show up.....

".. I know I said Rath Celerdain at seven and I would be the one in white with a staff and a sword and she would carry a red rose and a copy of the "Daily Palantir" ..... maybe she has had an accident......."

For all Douglas Adams Fans
 

Pippin: Hay, my horoscope says I'm going to find great riches today!

Gandalf: I wouldn’t' listen to that horoscope.

Pippin: Oh, don't you believe in all that?

Gandalf: It’s not that, it's just Saruman writes those.

Pippin: Here is yours Gandalf, 'You are an old coot and wear a stupid hat and you should be ashamed of yourself!'

"So lonely...oh so Lonely...nobody here besides me..."

As usual, even the most energetic of the Gandalf can be seen taking in their favourite past time, the search of the meaning of Romanesque and empty poultry cages...

~ Aesthete

As a token of *ehem* peace, the Steward gave his fellow steward a throne.

Gandalf lonesomely waited outside his nearest video store for the arrival of Star Wars: Episode 3 on DVD. (which seems to be dragging...)

Gandalf has been in the wrong line for the Star Wars movie for 6 months now

Gandalf is pouting because he died... And for what? Not even a new sword! All he got was a crummy white stick!

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The two shirriffs discuss some recent events.

Gandalf: I was certain that both Gimli and Legolas were wolves but then when Gimli began to turn on Leggy it made me rethink it

Theoden: Yes, I agree though I think Sam is our seer!

or

Gandalf: Do you wear boxers or briefs?

Theoden: Why?

Gandalf: As I said I come to bring council in your dire peril.

Theoden decides to join Gandalf in his pouting.

OR

Theoden: "If you even think about it..."
Gandalf(trying to look innocent): "Whatever do you mean?"
Theoden: "You know of what I speak."

OR

Theoden(thinking): *Gasp!* He touched my throne! With that filthy, grimy hand he touched my throne!

OR

Gandalf: "Are you asleep?"
Theoden: "Quiet! I'm meditating."

Gandalf and Théoden have a staring competition to decide who gets the last Jaffa cake! A worthy contest!

OR

Gandalf: Do you like my cloak?

Théoden *nervously*: ...y-y- yes?

Gandalf: Then take it!

OR

Gandalf: Do you like my cloak?

Théoden *nervously*: ...n-n- no?

Gandalf: Then I'll take it off!

Sometimes you just can't win.

What I'll probably be like tomorrow morning in AP Bio
 

Gandalf: So Theoden, could you please explain to me the functions of a cell membrane?

Theoden: Can't think...too early in morning...try me again in four hours...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Theoden: WHAT are you doing?
Gandalf: Nice horsie... don't be afraid of the bad angry man...

OR

Gandalf to himself: Everybody talks about the White Three of Gondor. Wonder if he's one of the other two?

OR

Gandalf: From this view then? Or was it better in profile?
Theoden: I'm sorry Gandalf but your nose still looks to big to me...