While Aragorn curses profanely at the food-pilfering hobbits, Boromir catches sight of paparazzi filming the whole thing.

Teaser poster for a new upcoming movie Crime Doesn't Pay:

Starring Aragorn as Colin D. Copps & Boromir as Hugh R. Busted.

Aragorn: Quick! Get a bucket! Boromir's had a heavy session on the Miruvor again!

Aragorn: Merry, I've told you to stop pantsing Boromir--this is no Hobbit walking party.

Aragorn thought he'd take the throne of Gondor the easy way: by holding Denethor's son hostage and naming his terms.

Boromir: How'd we end up here!?!?

Aragorn: Stupid MapQuest!!!!! :mad:

It wasn't until Amon Hen that they realised Elrond had given them a fake inflatable Boromir instead of the real one.

OR

Legolas: Lembas! Just one small bite can fill the stomach of a full-grown man!

Merry: How many did you eat?

Pippin: Four.

Boromir: 42... ...

Aragorn: RUN!

Boromir: "Mi lady! Fancy a walk in the woods?"

Aragorn: "Gandalf! Will you stop uncloaking? He's hallucinating you're Joely Richardson again!"

The trip proved long, and legolas' fangirls were relentless, eventually even the most humane fell to morbid deeds...


Boromir: Is that another group of crazed and starved fangirls?!

Aragorn: Gimli, give me your axe!

Boromir: Remember try not to get bit, we've already seen what happened to Gandalf's modest mentality...


~ No offense Ka

or...

Aragorn: Legolas, will you please tell Gandalf that we CAN see him, even when he's on top of Caradhras?
Boromir: [very softly] Whoa.... this is better than the pointy hat trick.

or...
Boromir: Oh my Eru...they got him...
Aragorn: Legolas, you said those were crebain, not Nazgul!
Legolas: [in background, getting softer] I'll save you, Frodo!

Aragorn: "Peregrin Took, you perfidious sneak, how dare you read my love letters!"

Boromir: "Never trust a non-human. That's what I always say."

Aragron: Sam! I told you to clean up after Bill the Pony, now look what Boromir stepped in.

Aragorn: "Call the ambulance! Boromir had some bad Lembas!"
Legolas: "Heh! That's an insult!"

OR

Aragorn: "And in a fair fight, you can't do this...!" (does 'this' to Boromir)
Boromir: "Uhh-oooh..."

OR

Aragorn initially thought that Boromir had taken his beef jerky, but suddenly he realized it had been Pippin. Meanwhile, Boromir is completely bewildered by the situation.

OR

Boromir just has no idea what's going on.

Reminds me of a Sean Bean movie I just saw...

Aragorn: "I'm Tom Lincoln!"

Boromir: "What? Don't point the frikkin gun at me! I'm Tom Lincoln! He doesn't even look like me!"

A tribute to Eomer
 

Boromir swallows the...slug of doom!

today their the statues
 

As a wise BDer once said, "sometimes you're the pigeon and sometimes you're the statue;" a phrase that Aragorn was well aware of, even if Boromir was not.

Boromir: "Look, pigeons."

Aragorn: "Take cover!!"

Boromir (being hit in the stomach by an arrow): Ooouuuch. That's not supposed to happen yet...
Aragorn: HEY! Who did that?
Legolas (looking elsewhere): la la la laa.... ME? WHAT? OK then, I thought the safety was on...

OR

Boromir: Stridy, are we there yet? You now, I REALLY need to go now :(
Aragorn: Can we hurry up please?

Auctioneer-agorn!
 

Aragorn: H-all right all you lovely Middle-earthlings, I have here ONE fine Boromir, a real son of Gondor! WhuddamI bid? Let's start at NINE silver pennies, do I hear ten, ten, ten, ten, TEN! Gimmie 'leven 'leven 'leven, alright! What about fifteen? fif' fif' fif' FIFTEEN from the lovely Elf in the plaid tweed jacket! Can I hear twenty, twenty twenty? Fifteen going once, going twice...

Boromir: Father? Are you going to stand for that?

Denethor: Sorry son, that's beyond the budget!

Bugs Life??
 

Aragorn: stay away from the light!

Boromir: but its so beautiful!!!

Aragorn: Look out! A Troll!

Boromir: It's a ping-pong ball on a stick.

P-J: Use your imagination, Sharp

Boromir: "You mean...Gurthang wasn't a wolf?"

Aragorn: "Crap!!!"

Boromir is very confused by seeing Peter Jackson walking across the snow while talking on a cell phone.
Aragorn: "It must be a device of Sauron! Run!!"

OR

Aragorn just kissed Boromir.
Legolas: "I lied, I'm not paying you anything!"
Aragorn: "Hey! You better!" :mad:
Boromir: :confused:

OR

Boromir suddenly glimpses a sofa running down the mountain.

Boromir is devastated after he proclaims himself to be the Hunter and Aragorn vehemently claims he is and the village believes 'Gorn.

Boromir: What is it Legolas is walking on? He leaves an impression but doesn't sink...
Aragorn: Hey! Who stole all the my custard?

(If this seems strange you must have missed this thread :) )

Still won't get over this.
 

Boromir (reading): 'This is PJ . . . I'm making more changes to the script . . . '

Aragorn: Hey! If Arwen's going to Helm's Deep, who'll weave my King's Banner now?

Boromir: I think Glorfindel would.

Aragorn and Boromir are in the new Pepto-Bismol commercial...

Aragorn: What are you kidding me? I'm not doing that!

Boromir: Come on Aragorn...nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea...Yay Pepto Bismol!

"That's what we're running from?!"
http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/.../rb_wraith.jpg
Aagh, I want my black hood back!!

Downsizing at the Mordorian Ministry of Defence leads to the hiring of Thing One and Thing Two as Nazgul...

Nazgûl: NOOO!! Gandalf the grey! Uncloaked! *Goes blind*

OR

*Look closely at that horse's chin*

Fear the evil skeleton of Morgul and the bearded horse!

DEATH is furious to find on slipping through a wormhole from Discworld that he has aquired a seriously bad rug and Binky has wings....

Not realizing the coincidence of his chant the Witch-King yells this rallying cry to his troops when the Rohirrim arrive

"Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! Death!"

Or

"I am not Khamul I am Skeletor returned for vengence. Now where is He-man?"

The rejected ideas for Jack from The Nightmare Before Christmas.

What most people do not realise is that the real Nazgul here is the steed, and not the rider.

Everyone loved the story of when Gollum stole a flying horse!

Queen Beruthiel by Tolkien.

Behold! Galadriel without her make-up.

that crazy thing...
 

...finds out that The Adventures of Gil-Galad and Johnny the Stinky Balrog have been canceled for painteing with Glirdan and goes crazy, sending the world into seven years of darkness till my show goes back on the air

A Ringwraith decides to steal Pegasus from Hercules.

OR

Faramir: "NAZGUL!"
Men of Gondor: "That's a Nazgul?" *burst out laughing*

OR

This wraith is somewhat angry. He misplaced his favorite black wig. Now he has to wear his white one, which makes him look really old. But what he doesn't realize, is that his horse is using that black toupee for a goatee!

OR

PJ decides to go really low budget in the special effects department.

Children, this is what happens when a Smurf mates with a nazgul and steals a steed from My Pretty Pony!