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They went to preschool together! Isn't that sweet? "My pwessssusssss!"
"Whats I gots in my pocket?" "No fair! Waaaah!" Where were the first elves born? |
General Hospital
---- Question: What was Galadriel really looking for when she did the whole "let's look into your minds, little ones, and see what we can see" thing in Lothlorien? |
She was really looking for the numbers of their bank accounts, so that she could fleece them later. Hey, she needs to pay her bills somehow, and it doesn't help that Celeborn is a househusband with no outside job whatsoever.
******************************************* What animal did Elwing turn into, and why? |
Elwing turned into an bat. Isn't it obvious? He did it so that he could get some fresh blood. He never get's anything nice...
If that's good enough, how was Frodo related to Merry? (Or was it Pip?) |
Well, Frodo actually claimed that he was related to Pippin, Merry, and Sam because of a goofy blood brother thing they did one day when they were all really bored. They each cut the end of their finger so that it bled a bit and rubbed the fingers together. The others just roll their eyes whenever Frodo explains how they are related since he's convinced that the blood brother thing is legitimate.
----- How did Bilbo meet the Trolls? |
Some dating agency set them up. It was not fun. Bilbo's date "William" had no table manners and when they went to dinner, the troll insisted on Bilbo paying for the very large meal that "William" had. Afterwards, "William" wanted to go out for ice cream, then spilled the Mordor sundae they were sharing (since Bilbo was running out of money) all over Bilbo's new waistcoat. Bilbo was not pleased with his date.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why did Eowyn want to go to battle? |
Simple: Eowyn wanted to battle because she had mental problems. It began when she was a baby and Theoden accidentally dropped her, which made her dad really mad so he kicked Theoden, causing Theoden to trip and crash right onto Eowyn, who but being a baby, just got a real mental problem. Then she heard the Nazgul and thought it was her mommy calling her, so she went along just to find her 'mommy.' Merry sensed that Eowyn had mental problems, so he just went along with Eowyn to make sure she didn't do anything crazy. Unfortunately, she did decide to try killing her 'mommy' because the Nazgul screeched and she didn't like the 'song,' so Merry had to help her.
--------------------------- Why did Sam marry Rosie? |
Simple. Sam impregnated Rosie when he first got back from The Quest, and when her father, Tolman Cotton, found out, he made Sam marry his daughter. Sam and Rosie had a "cross-bow wedding", and shortly after, they had their first daughter, Elanor. Why did Gandalf refuse to take the fellowship through Moria?
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Isn't it obvious? Gandalf was afraid of the dark. He always had his night-light on in his bedroom.
******************************************** What was the name of the song that Lúthien sand to Mandos? |
She sang "Leaving on a Jet Plane"
----------------------------------------- Why didn't Thingol want Beren to marry Luthien? |
Because Beren was soooo boring and he talked waaay too much, and Thingol couldn't stand to listen to Beren for more then a minute so he sent Beren to look for a Silmaril just to get away from everybody in Doriath could get some sleep. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Oops forgot the question. Why did Sauron help the Noldor make the Rings of Power?
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He tried to burn Faramir because he was drunk and thought Faramir was a stick of firewood. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
Why did the Balrog try to cross the Bridge of Khazad-Dum? |
To get to the other side (yes, awful, I know [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img])
----- What was Nob's job at the Prancing Pony and why was Barliman always yelling at him? |
Nob was the tattoed bouncer who continually inspired Barliman's rage by letting Strider in, even though he wasn't on the guest-list.
******************************************** What did Finrod say to Beren? |
*In creepy voice*"Hello, Beren. I know what you did last summer."
"NOOOOOOOOO!" [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] How did Beren come back from the halls of Mandos? |
He walked, of course. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
^*~~*~~*~~*~^~*~~*~~*~~*^ Why did Galadriel want Frodo to look in her mirror? |
She couldn't find a polite way to tell him that he had a humongous zit on his forehead, and wanted him to see for himself.
How did Luthien catch up with Beren? |
She hitch-hiked on the Dragon Interstate 87 and met him in Mordortown.
How was Maidros(sp?) saved from his torture? |
One word: Novocaine.
****************************************** What did Arwen give to Frodo and why? |
She gave him a kiss in thanks for introducing her to Aragorn.
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The Witch King was Éowyn's ex-boyfriend, whom she hated, and Merry had a crush on Éowyn, so he decided to help her kill the Witch King in order to impress her and get rid of any chance that the two could get back together.
----- How did Lotho gain power in the Shire? |
Lotho hypnotizeded his fellow hobbits with Lobelia's silver spoons. Once hypnotized, Lotho order the hobbits to turn over all pipe-weed and taters to him. After that it was a piece of cake!
What was it that Treebeard liked about the young hobbits voices? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] |
The Ent liked the way they pronounced their 'O's' and 'A's' in their perfect hobbit accents.
Question - Who is Smaug and what did he do? |
Smaug was a hobbit with great ambitions. He tried to be elected rule of a dwarven kingdom but was rejected when they discovered his beard was false.
Why did Bard become king of Dale? |
The Brain told him to, and now he is corrupted and wants to take over the world.
Who is Elwë and what is he famous for? |
Elwe is a man living in bree, famous for making cheese.
What is Barliman's occupation? |
He may look like a fat innkeeper, but in reality he's one sexy night club singer. The ladies are all over him. (believe me I just typed that with a LOT of effort.)
What is up with Morgoth? How come he's so mean? |
It's a deep, psycological issue that comes from the fact that he never got a hug from his parents and he was scarred for life because of it. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Who was Yavanna? (Yes, I started reading the Sil for the first time. It's kinda confusing) |
Yavanna held the title of Miss Middle-Earth for an entire Age.
******************************************* Who in Middle Earth loved kittens most of all? |
Wouldn't ya believe it, it was Grisnakh. He had such a bad case of kitten codependency, he almost didn't leave home to travel with the Uruk-hai. (Probably shouldn't have, because now all his poor, poor kittens are homeless [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img])
Who was Morwen? What role did she play in the whole deelie? |
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Saruman tried to take over the Shire because it is situated on top of an absolute ocean of oil reserves, and he thought that hobbit houses were nothing compared to black gold. He thought Sharkú sounded more powerful, and would have a better edge to it when he was introduced as an oil mogul.
---------------------------------- How was Middle-earth created? |
Eru, the first baker in the world was tired of making honey cakes. So, he made a world, using sugar instead. The outcome was so good, that he couldn't eat the cake, he let it be and suddenly, it was populated.
What does Gandalf use his staff for? |
Gandalf uses his staff to hit himself on the head with when he's bored.
Why do the eyes of the Nazgûl glow red? |
They uses lenses, because they are embarrassed of using glasses. It seriously reduced the amount of fear and terror you can spread.
How did the Ring-wraiths become wraiths? |
Well, this mime dude came along, but h didn't turn everything black and white, he sapped all of the colors from things! He made the Nine invisible.
Who forged Sting and why? |
A giant who needed a toothstick large enough! He was bored, so he thought, I might as well give it some magical properties, now I'm at it.
Who lived in Southern Mirkwood? |
The great sheik Rattle Enroll and his loyal subjects, the dancing goombas.
What is a Silmaril? |
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