Saruman: I am the downer who decides they are needed for further amusement NOW, and resurrects Bob the Troll, The Stinky Balrog, The morgo-yak, were-Feanor, Mount Zoom, the evil super-hobbits and all the rest of them.

Gandalf: I am the mod who bans the downer!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Saruman.jpg : I am the computer virus that prevents said mod from doing so.

Gandalf: I am the computer wizard who kills the virus!

Saruman: I am the explosion which sends him to the hospital!

Gandalf: I am the nurse who nurses him back to health!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Saruman.jpg : I am the notorious patient stealer who steals computer wizard and hides him in a hole in the ground...

Gandalf: i am the earth worm that helps him out of the hole

Saruman: I am the early bird that gets the worm!

Gandalf: I am the jet lag that makes the early bird wake up at noon!

Saruman: I am the earth's shadow that causes a solar eclipse at noon!

Gandalf: I am Illuin, that takes a part-time job replacing the Sun.

Saruman: I am Telperion and Laurelin, which make all other light sources unnecessary.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Gandalf.jpg: I am the light of the trees that blinds you.

Saruman: i am the welding mask that protects from the light.

Gandalf: I am the hammer that smashes the mask.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Saruman.jpg : I am the rust that makes the hammer disintegrate.

Gandalf: I am the dragon that burns you to a crisp.

Saruman: I am Bard the Bowman, who slays the Dragon.

Gandalf: I am the Dragons carcass that crushes Bard the Bowmen

Saurman: I am the lake that the dragon falls in.

Gandalf: I am the Kraken that rises out of the lake in anger to eat you.

Saruman: I am the Ragnarok that ends the world and the Kraken

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the moss that breaks apart the Ragna rock.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Saruman.jpg : That's not what Ragnarok is. Its the end of the world in Norse mythology.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Gandalf.jpg : Is it? Blast... in that case... I am the Thor who is lazy and will not get up, so that the Ragnarok cannot take place.

Saruman: technically all thor had to do in ragnarok was die... so i am the Jorgmungand that kills Thor

Gandalf: I am the Downer who points out that Tolkien isn't completely based on Norse mythology.

Saruman: I am a kind of generic apocalypse derived from every cultural background that... aw, forget it, I am the boot that kicks you in the face.

Gandalf: I am the bystander that shouts "HEY! What's that?!" while pointing somewhere down and to the left of my head, so that I turn and the boot misses my face. So there.

Saruman: I am the "That" which the bystander pointed to, which happens to be a giant carnivorous plant that grabs you with its vines and eats you.

Gandalf: i am the giant carnivorous goat that eats the plant.

Saruman: I am the giant eagle who eats the goat.

Gandalf: I am the lightning bolt that zaps the Eagle.

Saruman: i am the cloud that makes the lightning

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the wind that blows the cloud into a mountain.

Saruman: I am the time that erodes the mountain

Gandalf: I am the magical watch which stops time!

Saruman: I am Helm Hammerhand, who smashes the watch of time.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the doctor who tells Helm that the Hammerhand is due to tumors in his hand and gives him three days to live.

Saruman: I am the chemo therapy which cures the tumor.

Gandalf: I am the deranged person that blows up the Hospital with the Chemo in it