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Gollum: "What's 'taters', eh precious? What's 'taters'?"
Sam: "Taters by Samwise...it's a beauty potion. Try it." Gollum: "Eek! I'm so deathly afraid of becoming pretty! Ehehehehehe!" *runs away, leaving a trail of hairpins in his wake* |
Gollum: I thinksses we have a liver problem, our sskin is yellow, and it hurtses usss.
Sam: Here, try some of this. It's special homemade medicine, a recipe of my old Gaffer. Frodo: You don't want to eat that! There's some leftover painkillers, from the ones Elrond gave me, in here. |
Frodo throwing up in the background: Sam!
Sam: Not now, Mr. Frodo! Frodo: SAM! Sam: Mr Frodo! Frodo: Your soup! You poisoned me! Sam glares at Gollum: You poisoned him! Gollum stares at Frodo: You poisoned yourself! Frodo glares at Sam: You poisoned me! They go around in circles, accusing each other of poisoning Frodo as he lays down to die. |
new! new! NEW! from tiger electronics that manufactures other fine products comes.... the sam-o-matic! listen to him as he repeats annoying phrases like "frodo! sir frodo! master frodo!" and can follow you accurately if you mention the words "I'am going to mordor-stay here!"
Now at a retailer near you: the sam-o-matic compatible gollum toy!(as shown in picture). with infra-red connections and stunningly realistic voices, these two can argue away at pronounciations like "PO-TA-TOES!" with increasing pleasure! They even keep eye contact! For only £19.99, you can own the pair, and get a FREE cauldron which makes bubbling noises when you put water in it! Its a must-have! Own YOURS today! |
the last pic that i posted sucked this one is better
http://www.full-bloom.net/images/legolas/63.jpg |
uh, that picture didn't work Rumil-addiction
for the pic before Sam with the pot: Frodo: Look Sam, I'm gonna kill Gollum! you happy now? Sam: Sorry Mister Frodo, I'm a little busy trying to figure out a way to avoid this "DVD TOWN" sign that is falling on me while you are sitting on my leg! |
"Waltz with me, Gandalf."
Edit: Oh well, AtR's pic was working a second ago. Legolas had his hand on Gandalf's arm and was giving him a funny look. [ December 29, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] |
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Some sites won't allow you to post their pictures on other servers. Just post the image url so people can go to it.
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Legolas: Gandalf, are...are you ok? Maybe you should go lie down. An older man like you needs to stop and rest every 30 minutes doesn't he?
Gandalf: Oh, shut up you prissy Elf! Leave me alone or I will throw you down the well with that Fool of a Took over there. {Legolas backs up slowly and runs away laughing.} |
Legolas: Now just step to your left... a little further, your're almost to the cliff-I mean, the road...
Gandalf: Thank you, Legolas! This confounded hat is in my eyes again... |
That is what I meant. Sorry to cause confusion!
To add to Eruwen's gandalf & Leg caption: Legolas walks over to Merry: Gandalf says he actually threw Pippin into the well!! hahaha! And he sounded like he meant it, too! man, he's gotta stop smoking that pipe-weed! *walks away laughing and laughing... Merry nods in that "yup, okeedokee" way as legolas walks away. He leans over the wall he's sitting next to and shouts down: "Found a handhold to climb with yet?" a scottish accent replies," nope, but i'm gonna keep looking!" then mutters to himself,"fool of a took my foot! In saying that he implied that i was a fool compared to other tooks... |
http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gal...gol_deagol.jpg
Sméagol: "Déagol, my love..." Déagol: "Oh, don't say that. You're just asking for a bunch of juvenille gay jokes. Why can't you say 'Déagol, my pal' or—" Sméagol: "Déagol—" Déagol: "—'Déagol my buddy' or—" Sméagol: "Déagol—" Déagol: "—'Déagol my friend' or—" Sméagol: "Déagol!" Déagol: "What?" Sméagol: "Don't worry about it. I'm lying, and I'm going to kill you in a moment or two." Déagol: "Oh...okay...I guess." |
Sméagol: What's that?
Déagol: It's a worthless piece of junk. Sméagol: Oh. Well, we best not litter. We should dispose of it in the proper trash receptical. Déagol: I wonder if it can be recycled. |
"Err, excuse me, but we need that ring for a WEDDING! the vicar is kindly waiting for it so please hand it over to him so we can carry on. And stop muttering "precious" please. hello? HELLO?"
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Smeagol (or the one with the ring): Watch, Deagol my friend! Watch me levitate it!
*A few moment go by and nothing happens* Deagol: just give it to me |
The one wth the ring is Deagol. Smeagol is the one who looks like Gollum. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Smeagol: Oh my god. Deagol: What? S: That would go so well in my new kitchen! D: Well I found it and it is going in my kitchen. S kills him and gets a noce kitchen. The end. That was random kitchen talk...hmm...I must be hungry. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
Deagol: *dreamily* Do you think that if I put this ring close enough to my face I'll go cross-eyed?
Smeagol: *dreamily* Yes, of course... What? What are you on about? Just gimme it will ya? |
Smeagol: oOoOo...shiny...
Deagol:NO! MINE! MINE I SAY! S:need...shiny... D:IT'S MINE! S: *stabs Deagol and steals the ring* MINE NOW!! MWUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! |
Smeagol: pretty precious...GIVE IT TO ME!!
Deagol: No! Then you'llbecome evil and corrupt, and you'll get it stolen from you and you'll follow it to Mt. Doom and fall in when it's distroyed. ( looks down at the ring) On second thought, it's all yours. |
Deagol: How precious, I wonder if it could be melted down to make me some teeth?
Smeagol: We wants it, we only has six! Question: Is that Andy Serkis as Smeagol? I honestly can't tell. [ December 31, 2002: Message edited by: hobbitlass ] |
It sure looks like it to me, but I read somehwere that "Young Sméagol" was played by a guy named Joel Toebeck. But then I read somewhere else that Andy Serkis was looking forward to having his own face on screen in RotK. And it looks like Andy Serkis (I've watched the Oliver Twist in which he plays Sikes about 3 times...that is I've watched it 3 times, not that he played Sikes 3 times...are you following this? Anyway, I'm just saying I know his face pretty good...but he needs a porkpie hat to really clinch it...)
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Déagol: "Hey, look what I found!"
Sméagol: "What is it, Déagol my love? Is it tasty? Is it crunchy? Is it scrumptiously munchable?" Déagol: "Actually, I think it's an alloy of metal and consumate evilness...but I could be wrong." |
Thank you, Diamond18, for the Andy Serkis info. I have to laugh because when I was thinking up my caption, I too thought about scrumptiously crunchable and them wanting to eat it. So, do great minds think alike?! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Either that or great stomachs. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Singed, but still alive! Now let's blow up a tent!
Unknown to most, merry and pip are pyromaniacs! |
Make way...new pic comin' through...
http://a552.g.akamai.net/f/552/606/1...3__1lotr_l.jpg Frodo felt very close to Arwen after she rescued him from the Ringwraiths... |
Arwen: Ok Frodo, I love you too... Frodo?... Frodo! You're strangling me!
Frodo: I know. |
Liv: Elijah, I think you have a pimple.
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For the first time in his life, Elijah Wood gets touched by a woman. And he likes it!
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Hiya! Barrowdowns newbie at your service good sirs and ladys! Just registired!
Anyhoo my caption: *Aragorn looks at picture and crumples it* Aragorn: Arwen... have you been cheating on me? Arwen: *Nervous look* Err, no! Of course not! Aragorn: Then what are you doing with Frodo? Arwen:... Aragorn: That's it. Gollum! Gollum: We comes when good master calls, yes yes... Aragorn: Gollum, I want you to "nasty up" Baginns. Gollum: Good master, kind master. We do as master says. Aragorn. Let's see if Frodo gets any ladies now! HAHAHAHAHAHA! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] |
Elijah: No, Liv, the camera is over here... where I'm looking...
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Frodo: Hawwwooo Auntie Arwen!!! I love you!! Did you bring me a present?? I´m hungry! Arwen, I want to Eat!! WAAAHHH
Arwen: Why oh Why did I have to start babysitting???????? Frodo: She´s all mine... I´m strangly attracted to her... she so much taller... and no hairy feet... I don´t understand Arwen: FRODO!!! GET OFF!!!! OR SHALL I CALL ARAGORN????? Frodo: Go ahead. For one kiss, I´ll take a thousand Aragorns. Arwen: Whatever you say... ARAGORN!! DARLING CAN YOU COME HERE PLEASE? Aragorn: (to Frodo) GET OFF MY GIRL! Frodo: No. Aragorn: You asked for it... *take Anduril, stabes Frodo to pieces* =>Note. Thats a nasty pic. Sort of. She must be like ten cm. taller. |
Liv: stares into elijah's eyes.
Elijah : Fangirls who needs them eh ? Thats my caption..... |
Frodo:BACK, ringwraiths, BACK! Or little miss here gets a knife in the head!
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Mind for another piccie?
http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=s...th_key=0167261 [ January 03, 2003: Message edited by: the real nazgul ] |
what picture? sorry, but the picture only appears as a red X. But thanks for posting a new one anyway! I was getting tired of the Arwen one...lol.
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you know we've had alot of that pic here! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Frodo: AHH not the.... Merry: AHHHH Strider: NOOOOO Boromir: It's...it's...NOOOO Gimili:it can't be!..... Pippin:WAAAHHAAAAAAA aaaaahhhhhhhhh Legolas:AAAAHHHHH you cannot hide from it! Sam:back! BACK you horrible devil! ahhhhh Gandalf: it's power is beyond any of you.... Fellowship: THE RED X! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] |
Liv: "Elijah...there's something looking at us...a Red X! No!"
Elijah: "That's impossible. Our world is black and white." Liv: "No! It's coming for us! The end is near! Our reign as the Crazy Caption pic is almost over, we are doomed! Hahahaha!" Elijah: "And this makes you laugh? How odd. Here, I'll protect you by putting my arm around your neck. Red Xs always go for the neck." Red X: "Give up the She-Elf, Halfling..." Elijah: "If you want her, come and claim her." Lol, Merry, it never occured to me to make a caption for a Red X before. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ January 03, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] |
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