Captain Obvious strikes again!!!
 

Legolas: Hey look Aragorn!! It's Gandalf the White!!
Aragorn: Oh brother! :rolleyes:

Legolas thinking, in background: Whoa. Definitely the prettiest.

Soldier in the back: No! I, am SPARTICUS!
Theoden: Oh bother! Here it comes...

The votes were counted, and the village now led Captain Obvious and the Uncloaker to the gallows for a double lynching.

The escalator is packed at The Gap of Rohan.

OR

Gandalf (thinking): "Uh-oh, I just lost my sandal. Drat, there's no getting it now."

OR

Gandalf: "Now what did I forget... Hmm."

OR

Aragorn: "Man, I hate funerals; they're so boring!"

mmm what's wrong with Aragorn's face?

Aragorn is slightly annoyed when Legolas' cell phone goes off.

For the first time in history, Edoras was no longer a dry county.

Hamlet is captured by pirates led by Orlando Bloom.

Eomer: Yes! I'm movin up the corporate ladder!

Guy in front of Aragorn: He, he! I'm in the Film! Hurrah!

OR

Guy with white beard behind Legolas: Hmm, Funerals are dull; I think I'll go to sleep.

OR

Théoden just stepped in something.

Topical...
 

Millions of protestors marched to Barad Dur to petition against Sauron and his craven ally Saruman's unprovoked invasion of Harad...

Legolas: I wish all these 'sturdy men' would have taken a bath before setting out...

Aragorn starts to feel stressed when he notices the length of the queue for the Beer Tent at the Gondorbury Festival.

Only seconds later did all these men realise that the concrete on the road had not set yet. :D

Or

Gandalf: It’s a bit quiet isn't it? Can't we move on a bit faster? My legs hurt! I want some food! Eowyn, have you gained weight? Théoden, you look like you’re about to cry!

Théoden: This is a funeral march.

Gandalf: ... ... ... ah...

Many thoughts
 

Legolas: Someone farted...
Aragorn: My sword is heavy...
Theoden: Zzzzz...
Rohirrim in middle: Hope no-one notices...
Rohirrim at left: *hums off-key*
Old man behind Theoden: I wonder if this new hairstyle makes my head look fat...
Gandalf: *about to smack Rohirrim in front of him* Just had to eat all the beans, didn't you?

I think we've had that photo before, but . . .
 

Legolas (thinking): Why is Abraham looking at me?

The Host: We want BRAINS!

Or...

And as the host rode along to their deaths, they sang a cheerful chorus of "Tra-la-la-lally" and crushed the daisies beneath them..

Man in the center of the crowd: Mosh Pitt!!!!

(Not this caption again . . .)
 

Creepy guy behind Aragorn (thinking): Is this the line to Hogwarts?

Legolas: Who touched me?

Legolas: thank goodness there are witnesses this time when gandalf goes creepy uncle on us

Legolas: thank goodness there are witnesses this time when gandalf goes creepy uncle on us

Stony faces all round as bad light stops play.

All together now:

"We must go down to the seas again,
to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all we ask is a tall ship
and a star to steer her by,
And the wheel's kick and the wind's song
and the white sail's shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea's face
and a grey dawn breaking."

OR:

"If we go out in the woods today
We're sure of a big surprise.
If we go out in the woods today
We'd better go in disguise.

For every 'urk that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the Uruk-hai have their picnic."

A lady walks past the building site.

Gandalf wondered weather to tell the soldier that his helmet was coming to life.

Or

Gandalf: Oh, I uncloak one time and this is what happens?

Aragorn: What do you mean, 'one' time?

Gandalf: erm... *whistles*

Everyone knew that the Narnia movie was going to be good, but the turn out in Rohan was unprecedented.

The villagers flock to the public stoning...

Legolas: Wonder if anyone can see through my manly disguise...

Aragorn is trying to ignore his sword, which is now talking to him.

Aragorn: *mutters* No, I can't. I won't.
Sword: Yes, you know you wanna.
Aragorn: No, I won't kill Theoden just to become King.
Sword: But as King of Rohan and Gondor, you can have both Arwen and Eowyn.
Aragorn: I'm not listening!!!

Sleeping soldier staring at audience: I make more money sleeping than you do in a year's paycheck!

sp?
 

The waiting list for Werewolf 10 bordered on jinormous. :eek:

Aragorn: Are we there yet?

The evil chimpanzee disguised as a Rider on the far right adjusts his helmet and readies his throwing knife for Theoden's neck...

The crowd flocks in the same direction.

Gandalf: What's all the hub-bub?
Aragorn: A new pic!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images...book/11494.jpg

PJ: Inconceivable!

Gimli: I'll cut off your head if you say that one more time.

or...

While Jackson vents his frustration against Gandalf (uncloaking, what else?) Gimli sees dinner.

While Jackson gets his hand trapped in a strange contraption, Gimli sneaks some of P-J's tic-tacs into his belt.

PJ: Eww... :eek:
Gimli: You couldn't seriously think that dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground?!

The Purists Strike Back
 

Gimli son of Gloin is entrusted with the quest of guarding PJ night and day and forcing him to remake the films 100% accurately...