Aragorn to Eowyn: "See, if you take just a little off the bottom and layer it slightly, you'll have a style very similar to mine."

playing off of Capn o' Despair
 

Aragorn: "See that man over there?"

Eowyn: "Grima?"

Aragorn: "That's the one. He sent me to try to get your phone number for him."

Eowyn: :eek:

When Théoden entered the annual "Gandalf the grey look-a-like" contest, the results were somewhat disturbing...

OR

Eowyn and Aragorn stumble on Saruman in his new job at McDonalds.

Aragorn: "Look at that beautiful sunset!"

Éowyn: "That's not a sunset, that's a bird on fire."

Now it is Aragorn and Eowyn going two on one in the staring contest against a statue.

OR

Side effects of too much pipeweed: Halucinations, Paranoia, Dryness of Eyes, Over-relaxed Jaw Muscles, etc.

OR

Eowyn(thinking): "He just touched my butt!" :eek:

Eowyn: Normal people scare me! Normal people scare me!!!
Aragorn: Yes my lady, we know they do. Now why don't you go lay down and get some res in the white room with padded walls?

Viggo catches Miranda reading some of the death scenes from the Werewolf games in between takes.

Viggo: "Quick! Somebody get her a bucket!"

Some assistance please, I can't see this picture, nothing seems to be working.

ooo that's a good pic!

http://www.theargonath.cc/pictures/a...orneowyn11.jpg


Eowyn: But...he ate all the lembas...and the ale. How could one tiny hobbit eat a year's worth of food?
Aragorn: Oh God! They're going for the mushrooms now!

Both Aragorn and Eowyn knew what it meant when Gimli ate that much chili.

Eowyn: And we are set to march behind him tomorrow?!?!

Aragorn: you can not survive the peril! its too perilous!

This is to me and Azaelia
 

a combination...
 

Eowyn saw hundreds of orcs breakdancing.

Eowyn: "But...this was supposed to be the Rohan Party. Grrr, I hate MapQuest!" :mad:

:D

Lord of the Rings meets Hamlet.
 

Aragorn: "If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for
thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as
snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a
nunnery, go: farewell. Or, if thou wilt needs
marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough
what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go,
and quickly too. Farewell."

Eowyn: "O Valar, restore him!"

Aragorn: "I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; Eru
has given you one face, and you make yourselves
another: you jig, you amble, and you lisp, and
nick-name Eru's creatures, and make your wantonness
your ignorance. Go to, I'll no more on't; it hath
made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages:
those that are married already, all but one, shall
live; the rest shall keep as they are. To a
nunnery, go."

Aragorn: Now remember, we have to move our middle legs at the same time and our outside legs at the same time and we may just have a chance against these guys.

While Gandalf distracts Eowyn, Aragorn-the-master-pickpocket takes Eowyn's money, buss pass and letter to Faramir.

OR

Sometimes it’s scary to be the only clear people in a blurred world.

People tend to look likes this...
 

...when Arwen comes in unexpectedly. Effect of Arwen's extraordinaire beauty, of course.

Pick-up lines. Sheesh.
 

Aragorn: "Hi. My name is Will. Eru's Will."
Éowyn: :eek:

Plot Change
 

Aragorn and Eowyn react to PJ's ace, trendy suggestion that they should become an unmarried couple and let Arwen take the Feminist Crown of Gondor after slaughtering Sauron's armies with a single bat of her eyelashes.

Eowyn braces herself as Aragorn collapses onto her.

OR

Eowyn: Oh! I didn't realise uncloaked meant . . . well . . . uncloaked!

Eowyn: "We'll never succeed!"

Aragorn: "Come on, now. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the fire swamp? One, the flame spurt. No problem. There's a popping sound preceding each, we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, but you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.

Eowyn: "But what about the R.O.U.S.'s?"

Aragorn: "I, uh...don't believe they exist. But if they do I'm sure you can handle them."

Saruon, uncloaked?

OR

When King Théoden had shouted "Decapitation" and pointed at Eomer, no one save Eowyn knew that they were actually playing scrabble.

I think HI is spot on - this screams "Arwen -its not what you think!"

unless.....


Aragorn attemts to comfort Eowyn when she discovers that Faramir has his father's table manners.

that darn Legolas...
 

Eowyn: "I can sense it Aragorn! His eye is always on me!"

Aragorn: "You'll be okay, just ignore him."

Aragorn and his Useless Chat-Up Lines:

Aragorn: "Shall I bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness? Where thy flesh shall be devoured? And thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye? I'll pay for the pizza."

Aragorn and Eowyn can do nothing but look on in horror as the hairdressers close in on them.

Yet more of Aragorn and his Useless Chat-Up Lines:

Aragorn: You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Star Trek posters!

Or

Aragorn: Dont you wish you could smell as great as me?

Or
Aragorn: So, anyway, now the police say I’m not even allowed to keep the guns...

OR

Aragorn: You should see my bedroom - it’s full of geese!

OR

Aragorn: I’m not as hairy as I look.

Aragorn and Eowyn stare in awe at the hand Theoden just pulled.
Aragorn: "He beat my two pair!"
Eowyn: "He beat my straight!"
Theoden: "Thank you, Eru, for four of a kind!"

OR

Strangely, both Aragorn and Eowyn choke on Eowyn's stew.

OR

A rousing game of 'Red-light, Green-light' in the Golden Hall.

The game of Grandmother's Footsteps was getting tense!

Eowyn: Is that really what my hair looks like!?!? :eek:

When Gimli's beard gets so long its ridiculous...

OR

When Gimli's beard gets so long, it comes to life! :eek:

ROFL!! :p

Scene: Eowyn's wedding. Aragorn is the best man.

Eowyn: Is that a... disco ball? And a LEISURE SUIT???

Aragorn: *sighs* I was afraid this was going to happen.

Eowyn: "Starbucks makes ice cream!?"

Aragorn: Look! A NEW picture!

Eowyn: I cannot believe my eyes!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ard_hill26.jpg

Security was tightened at the annual Santa Clause look alike contest.

OR

This time, he wasn't going to uncloak

Aragorn watched as his sword took on a life of it's own.

Rider behind Gandalf: "The ants go marching one by one. Hurrah, hurrah. The ants go marching-"

Soldier in center: Why do I feel like everybody's staring at me?

Gandalf is angered by his reflection in the helmet.
Gandalf: Am I really that fat?

For hours, the men of rohan wait in line for the only remaining toilet in Rohan