Saruman: I am the stuffed nose which blocks the smell.

Gandalf: I am the pizza with hot peppers that unstuffs the nose!

Saruman: I am the downer that double posts, thwarting the pizza in some absurd manner!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the Wizard who hits the Downer on the head with his staff.

Saruman: I am the Downer staff meeting that bores the Wizard to death!

Gandalf: I am The Barrow Wight, lord of Death and Small furry animals. that resurects the wizard as a zombie

Saruman: I am the brave Downers who neg-rep him!

Gandalf: I am the mod who bans the Downers.

(No disrespect or commentary intended.)

Saruman: I am the Downers who make their own forum!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the war that breaks out between them culminating in a final epic battle in 3D with massively expensive special effects that leave both sides bankrupt.

Saruman: I am the U. S. bankruptcy law that stops some of them from tithing! :eek:

Gandalf: I am the group of revolutionaries that turn loose a small, harmless looking bunny in the White House, resulting in a bloodbath and the collapse of the US government.

Emperor Saruman Norton?
 

Zombie Saruman: i am the post-apoclyptic-government that takes over and becomes Emperor of these United States

Gandalf: I am the coup that deposes the emperor.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Saruman.jpg : I am the shiny tin foil that distracts the coup leaders.

Gandalf: I am the video game that gives the coup leaders something to do!

Saruman: I am the parent that protests that the game is too violent.

Gandalf: I am the other parent who thinks it's all right!

Saruman: I am the divorce that separates the parents.

Gandalf: I am the court that awards custody to the strict parent, the father!

Saruman: I'm the dog that replaces the father.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the cat who distracts the dog.

Saruman: I am the cat's urge to run away.

Gandalf: I am the catnip intoxication that suppresses the urge.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Saruman.jpg : I am the fact that the cat dies under 'mysterious circumstances'.

Gandalf: I am the detective who solves the mystery!

Saruman: I am the police superintendent that takes the detective off the case.

Gandalf: I am the sweet, sweet forbidden doughnut that distracts the superintendent. Mmm...sacrilicious.

Saruman: I'm the black hole in the middle of the doughnut that sucks the doughnut into itself.

Gandalf: I am the physics paradox that closes the black hole.

Saruman: I am the energy being who opens the black hole!

Gandalf: i am the one who pushed the energy being into the black hole.

Saruman: I am gravity, which drags the pusher into the black hole!

Gandalf: I am the strong nuclear force, which is more powerful than gravity!

Saruman:i am the strongest nuclear force, which is more powerful than the strong nuclear force, which is more powerful than gravity!

Gandalf: I am the odor of Johnny*'s gym socks, which is more powerful than anything!

*The stinky Balrog, on holiday from the fortunately/unfortunately thread.

Saruman:i am the one who kills johnny the balrog.



(that balrog must die)

Gandalf: I am the curmudgeonly downer who neg-reps Feral for being repetitive. :p

(j/k)

Saruman:i am FeRaL now afraid to be repetitive.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Gandalf.jpg : I am fed up with this game.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Saruman.jpg : Oh don't be like that! It's just getting good!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Gandalf.jpg : Okay then... Erm... I am the fact that all dead running jokes go to the hall of Bandos (Mandos' embarrassing cousin) to await such time as they are needed for further amusement.