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Prince Imrahil, he was Legolas's long lost half-chicken brother! (I read the post about the Riders of Rohan riding chickens, can you tell?) He was half-chicken anyway!
What is Luthien's REAL name??? |
Lúthien's real name was Tina, but she changed it because "Tina Tinúviel" had a rather comical sound to it.
----- How did Bilbo come to meet Smaug? |
Because he had heard that the Lonely Mountain was a great place to go snowboarding, but then he met Smaug there, but then he realized that he had left his snowboard at Bag End.
Why di Tom Bombadil never leave the Old Forest? |
He was scared of the lions and tigers and bears. Oh my!
I'm running out of questions too... How came it that Esgaroth was destroyed? |
Poor poor Esgaroth was teased so much about his name that he went insane and has been in Happy Hills Asylum ever since. So, in essence, Esgaroth name was what destroyed him.
What was the mouth of sauron's real name? |
Hagdalenamagdalenahoopensteinerwallendeinerhoganbo ganlogan was his name!!!
(And Esgaroth was a town) How come the Moriquendi didn't answer the summons of the Valar?? |
Their invitation got lost in the mail. You just can't trust holy messengers like you used to.
----- Question: Who was Gimli's brother's wife's uncle's daughter's cousin's son? |
Legolas! That why they got along so well for a Dwarf and Elf; they were kin.
----- Why did Saeros throw a golden comb at Túrin? |
Because Turin hadn't combed his hair in over a century, and was getting quite a tangle on one side. It was just horrid to look at! And most embarassing!
------- What is athelas and why did Aragorn keep a pouch of it with him throughout the Quest of the Ring? |
Athelas is a drug, whose effects are similar to that of Valium. Aragorn kept it with him, because....It's a little-known fact that Arwen and Aragorn actually spent their honeymoon in rehab.
****************************************** What was Shelob's favorite food? |
Shelob's all time favorite food is baby back ribs. I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back rrrribs.
Who's Feanor's wife?? |
Why, Galadriel of course! It's a well-known fact she cut off a whole lock of her hair, just for him! lol. (that whole thing with Celeborn, just between you and me, is a big charade)
----- What and where was Numenor, and why are there so many songs and stories about it? |
Jennifer Lopez.
Never mind! Wrong question. Why did Sauron become evil? [ June 18, 2002: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ] |
All the good parts were taken.
----------- How do Ents prosper? |
It's a commonly known fact that the Ents prosper through bootlegging.
**************************************** Where does Goldberry like to stick her feet? |
In big wooden clogs.
Q: Did Frodo have any pets in the movie? |
Yes! His pet monkey that took notes for him in class. Also he had Gustav, Ollie, Molly, and Dusty, his dogs, and Rascal, Pickle, and Dolly, his cats.
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Forgot Blanky.
[ June 19, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ] |
Oh thanks Gimli. I also forgot a question! *Knocks head agains brick wall* How come I always do that????!!!
Who was Galadriel's OTHER daughter?? |
Me, of course. You didn't know that?
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In what way did Otho Sackville-Baggins contribute to the ring being destroyed? |
When he kicked Frodo out of the house, Frodo went to Rivendell and Elrond chose him as the ringbearer (I know it's lame, but it is late at nite)
Who is Saruman's mother? |
Obelia Sackville-Baggins. Amazing, isn't it?
----- (Let's try this one again) What and where is Numenor and why are there so many tales and songs about it? |
Numenor is a large popular tourist attraction in southern Middle-earth, built by Waldrick Disnyville, who pioneered children's entertainment in Middle-earth with his stories, song-books, and plays.
------------------------------------ What do you have to do to get into Moria? |
Quote:
~Who was in the Fellowship and why? |
The Gaffer, cause he was old and wise
Lurtz, cause he followed orders well Radagast, cause the animals input was important Lotho and Lobelia, cause they wouldn't want to use the ring for personal power Haldir, cause the Lothlorien Elves really liked to travel Gimili's sister, cause they needed more females Arwen, cause she was a fierce warrior and they needed more females Eowyn, cause they needed more females What did the hobbits drink in Fangorn Forrest? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] |
Fresh milk from the dairy, that the Entwives supplied. They also ate some haggus.
How did Aragorn get the strider title? |
It is an acronym based on Elrond's initial reaction to Arwen's wanting to marry Aragorn.
S-She [is] T-Truly R-Wrong (he couldn't spell well) I-If [she thinks she'll marry that] D-Dang E-Egotistic R-Ranger ----- What was Strider doing at the Prancing Pony? |
He was unhappy when he found out about Elrond's little acrostic, so he went there to get plastered.
------------------------------------------- How does Bill the Pony feel about the impending marriage of Arwen and Aragorn? |
Soaking in a hot tub.
What did Gandalf say to the moth? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] |
sorry, double post
Bill the pony is jealous of Arwen, he wants to have strider all to himself! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
I said Obelia up there, didn't I? *smacks self in head* It's Lobelia, sorry!
What did Gandalf say to the moth? I'd like to make a complaint to the manager of this horrible hotel. Get the busboy Gwahir(sp?) and tell him I'm leaving. --------- Question: Why did the Nazgul have to make those awful screeching noises? |
They were practicing for Sauron's Christmas time Choir. Or it could have just been mating season.
Where did the Fellowship go? |
They Went to the Mall to go shopping, get their nails done, and to get their hair done.
Question: Why did they want the ring destroyed? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] |
Because Frodo was getting really vain about it. I mean a ring that doesn't melt or even get warm when thrown into a fire and that has a secret inscription in it...who wouldn't?
What did Frodo see in Galadriel's mirror? (i'm not sure if that's what it's called,but you know what i mean, right?) |
Frodo saw himself and observed that he needed a bath and a haircut!
------------------------------------------ What caused the death of Frodo's parents? |
They got chopped up in the meat grinding machine at the Double Meat Palace. (Buffy reference.)
Question: Why did Legolas have to keep watch all the time? |
Because Legolas was the littlest, the weakest, and the rest of the Fellowship made him do all the crappy jobs, he was the look-out, and the resident Hobbit foot-fur washer as well.
******************************************** Why was Denethor upset with Faramir? |
He was upset with Faramir because Faramir got him a Coke, not a diet Coke.
Why was Aragorn such a good tracker (well, why was he so good to bring along on a quest) |
That's because Aragorn was really a dog!!!
****************************************** What did Sauron say to Lúthien? |
Sauron actually had a deep converation with Luthien about the ozone layer and how black is so not his color. Then he casually slipped in the, "Oh, can I have your number" bit.
What did Morgoth do when he captured Hurin? |
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