Saruman: I am the police who arrest the guide because he doesn't have a license!

Gandalf: I am the commissioner that fires the police officers.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Saruman.jpg : I am the cannon that 'fires' the commissioner.

Gandalf: I am the blind man who is unable to aim the cannon properly.

Saruman: I am the cannon's auto-targeting system that aims for the blind man.

Gandalf: I'm the bug in the cannon's auto-targeting sustem that for some reason begings to grow into amazing size and the cannon breaks open like a cocoon.

Saruman: I am the Raid that kills the bug.

Gandalf: I'm the orc captain that commands the raid to stop

Saruman: I am the Maia who squashes the Orc Captain like a bug!

Gandalf: I am the spiked helm on the orc-captain that injures the foot and due to the rusty nature of the spike causes and awful infection.

Saruman: I am the tenanus antiglobulin that saves his life!

Gandalf: I am the checkered cab that randomly cuts in front of the truck delivering the tenanus antiglobulin, delaying it beyond the life expectancy of a tetanus-stricken maia!

Saruman: I am more tenanus antiglobulin that the Maia had in his pocket.

Gandalf: I am the hole in the Maia's pocket, that now turned out fatal.

Saruman: I am the patch that is sewed on over the hole.

Gandalf: I am the little problem that occurs, meaning that to sew the patch on, the Maia would need to uncloak first... And we wouldn't want that, would we now?

Saruman: I am the screen that suddenly appears, allowing the Maia to uncloak in private.

Gandalf: I am the knife that tears the screen.

Saruman: I am the TSA official who confiscates the knife!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Gandalf.jpg : I am the drunken bulldozer driver who runs them over.

Saruman: I am the AA which makes him sober.

Gandalf: I am the AA battery that doesn't work!

Saruman: I am the two AAA batteries that replace it.

Gandalf: I am the driver that gets a flat tire and calls upon one "AAA*" for help, leaving the AA one battery short.

*American Automobile Association

Saruman: I am the downed phone line which prevents the call from ever reaching AAA.

Gandalf: I am the twenty-first century, including .... cell phones!

Saruman: I am the time machine that takes the entire world back into the past.

Gandalf: I am the giant crab that eats the time machine.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Saruman.jpg : I am the staff that crushes the crab and makes it into soup for my rich cousin, Sir Wilfred.

Saruman: I am Sir Wilfred who wants to become even richer by stealing the staff

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Saruman.jpg : I am the thorns on the staff that cut his hand.

Gandalf: I am the fire that burns the thorns and the staff.

Saruman: I am the cloudburst that puts out the fire!

G@nDaLf Da GR8: i am the Wind that blows away all the clouds

Saruman: I am the mountain with feet that dances over and blocks the wind.

Gandalf: I am the Many Dwarves that delve into your mountain and take all your gold and jewels

Saruman: I am the Demon of the Ancient World that drives them all away!

Gandalf: I am Gandalf, who kills the demon with a few high-pitched screams.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Saruman.jpg : I am... going to get a cup of tea...


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... Now... *slurp*... I am the gag that binds your mouth.

Gandalf: I am the smell of pipe weed coming from my mouth that melts away the gag.