After one too many potentially embarrassing moments on the steps of Meduseld, Eowyn decides that the only option is to tie her wig down firmly.

Eowyn contemplates the bad news - she must leave Meduseld quickly with all her worldly goods, but the wagons are full! She will have to sit on horseback with her suitcase on her lap...

That's right - its a 'nurse-case scenario'....

Ouch davem... :eek:

Eowyn would never be the same again after Hannibal Lecter invited her to dinner at his house on the lake.

OR

Eowyn after reading the C-thread.

MallornCard Ad.
 

Circlet: $160
Dress from mysterious peddler: $370
Realising that Arwen's hand-me-downs wouldn't impress Aragorn: Priceless.

Eowyn was not a morning person.

Or...

Aragorn: What do you fear, my lady?
Eowyn: *stifling a yawn* Being bored beyond all recall or desire.

Or...

Theoden: Where is Theodred? Where is my son?
Eowyn: I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of old wineyards. Pfffft-pffft-pfftt-pffft!

Or...

She then noticed that Smeagol bears an uncanny resemblance to the same.

Eye see you! ... ... yes...
 

Aragorn: Excuse me, Sir?

Eowyn: What do you mean, 'sir'?

Aragorn: Oh...

Eowyn ponders what it would be like to have Aragorn's manly stubble, and to strike a dramatic heroic pose.

After a wild night out, Faramir must face the 'trouble and strife'.

The haunting of Edoras ...
 

Ghost of Eowyn: Does my bum look big in this?

Ghost of Eomer: Good grief! You're a disembodied head. You don't have a bum.

Going off of Saucepan, and from Nilpaurion
 

Eowyn: "Does this dress make my butt look big?"
Faramir: "No, you just got a really big booty; the dress is fine."

OR

Eowyn: "Does this make me look fat?"
Eomer: "No, fat makes you look fat."

The Ring! It's on fire!
 

Eowyn: What do you mean, wings? Of course Balrogs don't have wings! Silly king!

OR

Eowyn: No Gimli! Just because you have a beard doesn’t mean you can imitate Gandalf the Grey!

After spending all day making dinner Eowyn becomes very angry when Faramir, Eomer, and Aragorn decide to go drinking instead.

Eowyn(secretly a Valley Girl):Seriously Grima dude Alright you're like groady to the max like Oh my gawd!

Eowyn: I can't believe they didn't put me in the next pic.

Click here for pic!

Leggy: It cant be!.............I've run out of arrows! :eek:

I'll drink to that!
 

Legolas: ... ... Gandalf?

:D You get the idea...

OR

Legolas: A Balrog? With Wings? Inconceivable!

Legolas: Hey dwarf, I say, do stop acting that way, you are stealing my lime light

Legolas: ....
Gimli: ....
Aragorn: ....
Legolas: So, he's really dead, eh?

Legolas uses his secret weapon against the charging orcs: furrowing his brow in Elven rage.

All dressed up with nowhere to go...
 

Orlando Bloom: "Blast, I hate it when I do this. I'm dressed all LotR, when we're filming Pirates of the Caribbean!"

OR

Legolas: "A fork in the Road?! The map doesn't say anything about that! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

OR

Legolas just got mooned.

OR

Legolas again spots those strange breakdancing orcs.

Legolas: Hay! Jackson! What's going on with my hair? I don't remember Tolkien saying anything about Blonde hair!

OR

Legolas hears the faint sounds of "Tra la la lally" :eek:

Legolas hears the laughter in Lothlorien and realises with horror that the Mullet has gone out of fashion for the second time.

OR

"What do you mean, you forgot the Touche Eclait? I can't go out looking as hungover as this!"

Look here!
 

Legolas: What do you mean, 'watch where you're shooting'? I think Gimli looks much better like that! You have something against the Arrow through head look?

Eowyn pic:


Miranda Otto: "Why does Eowyn have to look like plain Jane Eyre when in fact she doesn't get Rochester?"


Legolas pic:

"Darn. Waste of a good hairdresser."

Copy just in from the Amon Rûdh caption scriptorium
 

Éowyn
- "My bed-pan needs emptying, Sister-daughter"

- Éowyn was suspicious of Gríma's suggestion that she put her inky cloak aside.

Legolas

- Prompt!

- With seven hours of filming ahead, Orlando was beginning to regret the second helping of lamb vindaloo

Britney Arrows...
 

Legolas: Oops, I did it again...

"I never thought he'd take it that hard . . . "
 

Legolas: What do you mean Christopher Tolkien edited me out of The Fall of Gondolin?!

Legolas: What is Boromir doing?! :eek:

Éowyn pic:

Éowyn tries out her telekinetic skills on Aragorn's beer mug.

Legolas pic:

Gimli stepped on his foot.

Orlando: "A diversion!"
PJ: "Cut! What are you doing you idiot, that line isn't until Return of the King!"

OR

Legolas has been separated from his parents. He's so lost and scared! :( :D

OR

Legolas suddenly finds himself in a dense forest.
Legolas: "Whoa, what have I been drinking?"

Legolas is shocked and disturbed at what he is witnessing.

Legolas: Gimli! Are you...are you eating Boromir?

Eye see thee!
 

Legolas catches his reflection in the middle of battle.
Aragorn (with sword): ... ... ... Oh No! Keep away from me! *Runs away*

OR

Seeing the Disco dance off between Boromir and Gimli was a surprise to anyone.

Orlando Bloom: where my fangirls going?

JOhn:Well laddy since nick and jessica broke it off hes single again and guess who's prettier you or him...

Orlando:No...it cant be.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

;)

*looking in a mirror* "Look at those ears; they look terrible!"


or


Legolas glares at Lalwendë as if to say I do NOT have a mullet! ( :p ;) )

Legolas is outraged when he is "goosed" by one of the Fellowship

Legolas is horrified to realize that he has just missed a big sale at The Gap of Rohan. (Nobody ever seems to do these ones any more!)

Legolas: "Aragorn, you didn't peek at my inbox did you?"

Aragorn: "Yes, and I saw you leading on OrlieiteXOXOXOXO@hotmail.com. You're not seriously considering marrying her are you? She looks as silly as a goose."

Legolas: "Oh, noooo! Why didn't I use an alphanumeric password?"

Good stuff!
 

Legolas: A new picture? No! It cannot be! It must be a diversion!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...a/lotr-tt1.jpg

Gandalf: I am the servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of - Are those wings?

OR

[referring to an earlier caption]
Gandalf: Look, I know your upset, but I told Frodo to deliver the party invitations!

Merry: I don't think he's buying it.

Gandalf: Okay, Pippin, stall him!

Pippin: okay, I'll just… WHAT? :eek:

Middle-earth was pleased when Gandalf returned to them and he was able to dispell the myth that Balrog's whips only had 4 thongs.

A game of Pooh Sticks at the Bridge of Khazad Dum demands more than mere twigs.

Pippin: "I wish I bought a fire-extinguisher."